Happy Draft Eve .....

darren15

IS IT DARNOLD OR MIKE WHITE, LAULETTA OR JACKSON

MAYFIELD OR LUKE FALK , JOSH ALLEN OR ROSEN

BUT DO YOU RECALL THE MOST FORGOTTEN QB OF ALL

RUDOLPH THE COLLEGE QB

HAD GOOD HEIGHT AND POSE

AND IF YOU EVER SAW HIM

YOU WOULD SAY HE MAKES ALL THE THROWS

ALL OF THE OTHER QB'S

USED TO LAUGH AND CALL HIM NAMES

BECAUSE THE COWBOYS QB

NEVER GOT TO ANY CHAMPIONSHIP GAMES

THEN ONE FOGGY DRAFT DAY EVE

JOHN DORSEY CAME TO SAY

RUDOLPH WITH YOUR HAND SIZE AND HEIGHT

WILL YOU LEAD MY TEAM TONIGHT

THEN ALL THE QB'S LAUGHED AT HIM

THEY ALL SHOUTED OUT WITH GLEE

YOUR GONNA PLAY FOR HUE JACKSON

THE WORST FREAKING COACH IN HISTORY

TexasAg1969

@hoorta said:

Merry Draftmas to all, and

to all a Good night!!!

Or Merry Festivas in April. Will we start with the airing of draft grievances when this is over? Or wait until the verdict is in come Dec?

calfoxwc

Goodell got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from the draft on Draftmas eve
You can say there's no such thing as Santa
But as for all us Browns fans, we believe
Goodell had been drinking too much scotch and boubon...
And NFL fans wanted him to go
But he forgot his medication
And he staggered out the door into the snow
All the fans ignored that he was found the next morning
They just cared that their team had a great draft...
Goodell had hoof-prints on his forehead
And incriminating footprints on his back...

and Browns fans laughed and said they had a great draft....
a qb, ot, and cb in the mix...
and though Goodell will really hate it...

The Browns will be selling all their playoff tix..

Now we're all so proud of good ole Dorsey,

who bade Browns fans to start cheering really loud..
See him in there after the draft...
Drinking beer, after having made the Browns playoff bound.....

(It's so good the draft is finally here...)

Canton Mike

Where did we find all these poets & is the next "Poet Laureate" somewhere above in this thread?

Move over Bob Dylan!

Mike

TexasAg1969

Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime, in your prime, didn't you!

The Gipper

@ghoolie said:

T'was the night before draft day when Paul DePodesta

Gave Dee Haslams's Blessing to Black Uncle Fester

Dorsey was busy, looking at Data (Daa ta)

Jimmy yelled "stop", your bullschidt don't matter

Who would Hue pick, the experts were bettin

Call the GM, the coffee needs fetchin

Browns fans were looking for a jackoff to Trust

Just blame the new guy when Tarkenton Busts

April will come and draft day will go

Just like last year, the new Browns will blow

We added a Zumba and Corey Grease Finger

You can't fix that schidt with a big, tall gun slinger

Pretty damn good!! I won't even try to match it.

The Gipper

@texasag1969 said:

Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime, in your prime, didn't you!

Jimmy! 'cept he never had a prime.

jcam222

I cut an pasted mine in from typing it in an email on my phone, for the life of me I could not figure out how to fix the godawful formatting.

syd

Sam Darnold

Tour2ma

Back at ya darren...

hoorta

@texasag1969 said:

Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime, in your prime, didn't you!

Actually Jimmy not only threw the Homeless guy a dime, he paid him $10 k for his advice. "Draft Johnny". Didn't turn out so well, but he was set up with Mad Dog for the next year...

Buckigeorge

Josh Allen is the best QB in this draft. He's the guy.

Tour2ma

Looks like cal's calling in favors from his militia...

DieHardBrownsFan

@buckigeorge said:

Josh Allen is the best QB in this draft. He's the guy.

He's the best in the ND/SD/MN/MT area.

Flugel

@hoorta said:

Merry Draftmas to all, and

to all a Good night!!!

Backatchya!

nickers

"Down through the chimney with ole' st,Vick"