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  • hoortaH hoorta

    Merry Draftmas to all, and

    to all a Good night!!!   

    @hoorta said:

    Merry Draftmas to all, and

    to all a Good night!!!   

    Or Merry Festivas in April. Will we start with the airing of draft grievances when this is over? Or wait until the verdict is in come Dec?

    😂
  • Goodell got run over by a reindeer
    Walking home from the draft on Draftmas eve
    You can say there's no such thing as Santa
    But as for all us Browns fans, we believe
    Goodell had been drinking too much scotch and boubon...
    And NFL fans wanted him to go
    But he forgot his medication
    And he staggered out the door into the snow
    All the fans ignored that he was found the next morning
    They just cared that their team had a great draft...
    Goodell had hoof-prints on his forehead
    And incriminating footprints on his back...
    and Browns fans laughed and said they had a great draft....
    a qb, ot, and cb in the mix...
    and though Goodell will really hate it...
    The Browns will be selling all their  playoff tix..
    Now we're all so proud of good ole Dorsey,
    who bade Browns fans to start cheering really loud..
    See him in there after the draft...
    Drinking beer, after having made the Browns playoff bound.....
     
    (It's so good the draft is finally here...)
    👍 😂

  • Where did we find all these poets & is the next "Poet Laureate" somewhere above in this thread?

    Move over Bob Dylan!  😛

    Mike

    IN DORSEY I TRUST

  • Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime, in your prime, didn't you!🙄

    The GipperT hoortaH 2 Replies
  • GhoolieG Ghoolie

    T'was the night before draft day when Paul DePodesta

    Gave Dee Haslams's Blessing to Black Uncle Fester

    Dorsey was busy, looking at Data (Daa ta)

    Jimmy yelled "stop", your bullschidt don't matter

    Who would Hue pick, the experts were bettin

    Call the GM, the coffee needs fetchin

    Browns fans were looking for a jackoff to Trust

    Just blame the new guy when Tarkenton Busts

    April will come and draft day will go

    Just like last year, the new Browns will blow

    We added a Zumba and Corey Grease Finger

    You can't fix that schidt with a big, tall gun slinger

    @ghoolie said:

    T'was the night before draft day when Paul DePodesta

    Gave Dee Haslams's Blessing to Black Uncle Fester

    Dorsey was busy, looking at Data (Daa ta)

    Jimmy yelled "stop", your bullschidt don't matter

    Who would Hue pick, the experts were bettin

    Call the GM, the coffee needs fetchin

    Browns fans were looking for a jackoff to Trust

    Just blame the new guy when Tarkenton Busts

    April will come and draft day will go

    Just like last year, the new Browns will blow

    We added a Zumba and Corey Grease Finger

    You can't fix that schidt with a big, tall gun slinger

    Pretty damn good!!      I won't even try to match it. 😆

  • T TexasAg1969

    Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime, in your prime, didn't you!🙄

    @texasag1969 said:

    Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime, in your prime, didn't you!🙄

    Jimmy!    'cept he never had a prime.

  • I cut an pasted mine in from typing it in an email on my phone, for the life of me I could not figure out how to fix the godawful formatting.

  • Sam Darnold 

  • Back at ya darren...

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
  • T TexasAg1969

    Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime, in your prime, didn't you!🙄

    @texasag1969 said:

    Once upon a time you dressed so fine, threw the bums a dime, in your prime, didn't you!🙄

    Actually Jimmy not only threw the Homeless guy a dime, he paid him $10 k for his advice. "Draft Johnny". Didn't turn out so well, but he was set up with Mad Dog for the next year...  

    😂

  • Josh Allen is the best QB in this draft. He's the guy.

    DieHardBrownsFanD 1 Reply
    👍

  • Looks like cal's calling in favors from his militia...

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
    😂
  • B Buckigeorge

    Josh Allen is the best QB in this draft. He's the guy.

    @buckigeorge said:

    Josh Allen is the best QB in this draft. He's the guy.

    He's the best in the ND/SD/MN/MT area.

    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
  • hoortaH hoorta

    Merry Draftmas to all, and

    to all a Good night!!!   

    @hoorta said:

    Merry Draftmas to all, and

    to all a Good night!!!   

    Backatchya!

    I welcome the only Defensive Coordinator to earn a Superbowl Ring in New Orleans while understanding Revenge of the Nerds is a sequel. "Come get some!"

  • "Down through the chimney with ole' st,Vick"

    Nickers...."There are no old running QB's in the NFL "~Sam Rutigliano~
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