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  • I live near Sun City and I'm always cussing out "all those old people" who drive cars and grocery carts like they are the only damn person on the earth. They shouldn't let anyone over 65 have a license to drive either one. Except me. 🥷

  • left turn signal on for 20 miles down the highway doing 40.

  • left turn signal on for 20 miles down the highway doing 40.

    @miktoxic said:

    left turn signal on for 20 miles down the highway doing 40.

    Yep-thems the ones. Or as my grandson has observed, "Gramp, none of those people turning into Sun City from the highway ever uses their turn signal."

    I told him it's because they could not hear or see them inside the car anyway. 😛

  • @hoorta said:

    You nailed it Tour- that was 2014 Johnny.

    In real life Mac Davis' character was supposed to be Dandy Don wasn't it?

    @tour2ma said:

    In real life Mac Davis' character was supposed to be Dandy Don wasn't it?

    Think so. He certainly never denied it.

  • @hoorta said:

    Could be the Jets were under rated.

    That would make me feel much better about our loss.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    That would make me feel much better about our loss.

    Not for a Head to Head Wildcard. not a good loss in AFC overall

  • I live near Sun City and I'm always cussing out "all those old people" who drive cars and grocery carts like they are the only damn person on the earth. They shouldn't let anyone over 65 have a license to drive either one. Except me. 🥷

    @texasag1969 said:

    I live near Sun City and I'm always cussing out "all those old people" who drive cars and grocery carts like they are the only damn person on the earth. They shouldn't let anyone over 65 have a license to drive either one. Except me. 🥷

    What drives me nuts is the 65 or 70 mph speed limit that gets me a ticket more than 5mph over that posted speed, yet MINIMUM speed on the same road is 45 mph!!! Damnit, they need to ticket if they're more than 5mph UNDER the posted speed limit...Those idiots are far more dangerous than those of us who speed anyway.

    BTW, I'm almost 69 & I have the same gripes you do!...All you have to do is run your grocery cart into ONE ol' lady's ass...others will get the message & get outta your way!

    Mike

  • monday morning pissed off that i didn't see the game and still working on a buzz walked the dog (a rescue pitbull who doesn't get along with any other dogs) a woman sees me with him while she's walking her little poof poof. she obviously doesn't give a shit while i'm trying to do verything in my power to get away from them and cross the street etc.well with buses and trucks flying down the street i barely crossed in time before my dog would have pulled me head first down the trail to get to her toy.

    i screamed at her so loud i almost made her cry. "really? you gonna have your face down in your phone texting while walking your dog? what if a bear came out of the bushes? be aware of your surroundings!!!!!!!"

    now i feel really bad about it but at the same time....she'll never make that mistake again.

  • @hoorta said:

    Being at the the game- everyone I was with, including myself-agreed with your bolded comments. "Here we go again, sit on a lead, play not to lose, and let the Titans get back in the game." Got anything against passing on first down, Flip? I have nothing against ball control- if it's working, and scoring points.

    JM does need to have better pocket awareness- but when one of the big uglies does a tomahawk chop on the ball- you'd have to be Superman to hold on to it.

    But he is Superman. Revealed at the 2:14 mark. LOL! Or you can just look at the picture here.

    @texasag1969 said:

    But he is Superman. Revealed at the 2:14 mark. LOL! Or you can just look at the picture here.

    😛 I wasted 2 minutes looking at a video predominately showing Manziel's spectacular COLLEGE runs. We have enough game action tape on him now to know :

    1) He won't be able to replicate that on a consistent basis in the Pros

    2) If he tries to, he's gonna get a quick ticket to IR.

  • @hoorta said:

    Being at the the game- everyone I was with, including myself-agreed with your bolded comments. "Here we go again, sit on a lead, play not to lose, and let the Titans get back in the game." Got anything against passing on first down, Flip? I have nothing against ball control- if it's working, and scoring points.

    JM does need to have better pocket awareness- but when one of the big uglies does a tomahawk chop on the ball- you'd have to be Superman to hold on to it.

    But he is Superman. Revealed at the 2:14 mark. LOL! Or you can just look at the picture here.

    @texasag1969 said:

    But he is Superman. Revealed at the 2:14 mark. LOL! Or you can just look at the picture here.

    Take it from Tom Petty than the Heartbreakers " It's Good To Be King, Just For A While" 😛 If for only one day. Thanks for the inspiration Tour, its only rock & roll but I like it!!

  • @texasag1969 said:

    But he is Superman. Revealed at the 2:14 mark. LOL! Or you can just look at the picture here.

    😛 I wasted 2 minutes looking at a video predominately showing Manziel's spectacular COLLEGE runs. We have enough game action tape on him now to know :

    1) He won't be able to replicate that on a consistent basis in the Pros

    2) If he tries to, he's gonna get a quick ticket to IR.

    @hoorta said:

    😛 I wasted 2 minutes looking at a video predominately showing Manziel's spectacular COLLEGE runs. We have enough game action tape on him now to know :

    1) He won't be able to replicate that on a consistent basis in the Pros

    2) If he tries to, he's gonna get a quick ticket to IR.

    I gave you a choice-LOL 😁

    Besides the Browns made him turn in his cape at the door, but now and then he sneaks it into the huddle. You know, for spin moves to get outside for winning TD's and such. 😄

  • @miktoxic said:

    i can't remember seeing manziel getting windmilled in mid-air and taking a helmet shot on the side of his head yet.......

    laying in the endzone like he was dead? yes. windmilled? no.

    isn't it great??

    Last year on the TD run he could have been windmilled, but unlike Josh he had his head on swivel and avoided it. Josh just tried to do a JF. I didn't say he accomplished it. LOL! 😆

    @texasag1969 said:

    Last year on the TD run he could have been windmilled, but unlike Josh he had his head on swivel and avoided it. Josh just tried to do a JF. I didn't say he accomplished it. LOL! 😆

    How quickly we forget.....

    jffscream.jpg

  • monday morning pissed off that i didn't see the game and still working on a buzz walked the dog (a rescue pitbull who doesn't get along with any other dogs) a woman sees me with him while she's walking her little poof poof. she obviously doesn't give a shit while i'm trying to do verything in my power to get away from them and cross the street etc.well with buses and trucks flying down the street i barely crossed in time before my dog would have pulled me head first down the trail to get to her toy.

    i screamed at her so loud i almost made her cry. "really? you gonna have your face down in your phone texting while walking your dog? what if a bear came out of the bushes? be aware of your surroundings!!!!!!!"

    now i feel really bad about it but at the same time....she'll never make that mistake again.

    @miktoxic said:

    monday morning pissed off that i didn't see the game and still working on a buzz walked the dog (a rescue pitbull who doesn't get along with any other dogs) a woman sees me with him while she's walking her little poof poof. she obviously doesn't give a shit while i'm trying to do verything in my power to get away from them and cross the street etc.well with buses and trucks flying down the street i barely crossed in time before my dog would have pulled me head first down the trail to get to her toy.

    i screamed at her so loud i almost made her cry. "really? you gonna have your face down in your phone texting while walking your dog? what if a bear came out of the bushes? be aware of your surroundings!!!!!!!"

    now i feel really bad about it but at the same time....she'll never make that mistake again.

    Shoulda let your pit bull let out a few growls, then she would have thought there was a bear.

    By the way....are there bears near you that come out of the woods?....after shitting in them?

  • what if a bear came out of the buses?

    There mik, fixed it for ya. 😉

  • @mike-h said:

    Worth noting that the Jets beat the shit out of Andrew Luck on his own field last night. One fumble and 3 INT.

    Could be the Jets were under rated.

    @hoorta said:

    Could be the Jets were under rated.

    I'm starting to think the same thing. They sure made the colts look silly.

  • Even JFF can't outrun a hamstring...

    Ag was referring to the diving TD vs. BUF. He believes JFF magically turned his body in mid-air to take an on-coming blow to a less valuable body part... or something... when in fact an arm tackle as JFF took flight torqued him.

    That's OK though... some of us need Superman... others merely GameManagerMan...

  • Even JFF can't outrun a hamstring...

    Ag was referring to the diving TD vs. BUF. He believes JFF magically turned his body in mid-air to take an on-coming blow to a less valuable body part... or something... when in fact an arm tackle as JFF took flight torqued him.

    That's OK though... some of us need Superman... others merely GameManagerMan...

    @tour2ma said:

    Even JFF can't outrun a hamstring...

    HA!....

    and I heard it was a Shanny play that hurt him.....not a hammy.....A Shammy....

  • @mike-h said:

    Worth noting that the Jets beat the shit out of Andrew Luck on his own field last night. One fumble and 3 INT.

    Could be the Jets were under rated.

    @hoorta said:

    Could be the Jets were under rated.

    Only by the pundits.....they were already a top 5 D last year...... and then piled on the talent this off season.....

    @gernthefish said:

    They sure made the colts look silly.

    They sure did.....and dominated more than in our game too.....

    I thought we handled em pretty well early(before Josh went down).....then a land slide of penalties, short drives and turn overs kept the D on the field....completely wore em down.....and the train went outta control.....

  • Have to wonder two things about the Jets:

    - Just how big as Rex's addition by subtraction impact; and

    - Had Geno not gotten punched in the face...

    Is Enemkpali the Bills MVP to this point of the season?

  • Have to wonder two things about the Jets:

    - Just how big as Rex's addition by subtraction impact; and

    - Had Geno not gotten punched in the face...

    Is Enemkpali the Bills MVP to this point of the season?

    @tour2ma said:

    Have to wonder two things about the Jets:

    - Just how big as Rex's addition by subtraction impact; and

    Huge???

    Doesnt even look like the same team.....Boles really brings a look of discipline, class & professionalism to the team....

  • @texasag1969 said:

    Last year on the TD run he could have been windmilled, but unlike Josh he had his head on swivel and avoided it. Josh just tried to do a JF. I didn't say he accomplished it. LOL! 😆

    How quickly we forget.....

    jffscream.jpg

    @mudfly said:

    How quickly we forget.....

    jffscream.jpg

    You keep this in the bathroom next to the lotion or what?