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  • it's also the birthday of Agnes Moorehead. So there.

    I posted that just to piss off the fans of Margaret Hamilton.

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  • Happy bday future Browns HOF QB!

    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.

  • so if jm wants a birthday bj all he has to do is look on this board. there are probably a few that are more than willing. good luck fan boys on your quest.

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  • Z Zombo

    I doubt he reads the board, why are you wishing him a Happy Birthday? Just because we needed another QB thread? Oh, Walter.

    Let's see 22 years old, that was 1988 for this Johnny M. I was partying my ass off, traveling all over the country and nailing everything that moved. So we got that in common.

    Zombo

    --But I wasn't second string.

    Zombo said:

    I doubt he reads the board, why are you wishing him a Happy Birthday? Just because we needed another QB thread? Oh, Walter.

    Let's see 22 years old, that was 1988 for this Johnny M. I was partying my ass off, traveling all over the country and nailing everything that moved. So we got that in common.

    Zombo

    --But I wasn't second string.

    1988. 1992. Either way lol
  • ComeonmanC Comeonman

    Zombo said:

    I doubt he reads the board, why are you wishing him a Happy Birthday? Just because we needed another QB thread? Oh, Walter.

    Let's see 22 years old, that was 1988 for this Johnny M. I was partying my ass off, traveling all over the country and nailing everything that moved. So we got that in common.

    Zombo

    --But I wasn't second string.

    1988. 1992. Either way lol

    @comeonman said:

    1988. 1992. Either way lol

    I see the confusion ... My name is Johnny M., and I was 22 in 1986. So I meant '86, not '88. Johnny born '92 ... I wonder if I knew his Mom, traveled to Texas quite a bit.

    Zombo

  • Z Zombo

    @comeonman said:

    1988. 1992. Either way lol

    I see the confusion ... My name is Johnny M., and I was 22 in 1986. So I meant '86, not '88. Johnny born '92 ... I wonder if I knew his Mom, traveled to Texas quite a bit.

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    I see the confusion ... My name is Johnny M., and I was 22 in 1986. So I meant '86, not '88. Johnny born '92 ... I wonder if I knew his Mom, traveled to Texas quite a bit.

    Zombo

    Probably not. He seems to have some athleitic ability. πŸ˜‰

    If everybody had like minds, we would never learn.
    πŸ‘
  • ballpeenB ballpeen

    Zombo said:

    I see the confusion ... My name is Johnny M., and I was 22 in 1986. So I meant '86, not '88. Johnny born '92 ... I wonder if I knew his Mom, traveled to Texas quite a bit.

    Zombo

    Probably not. He seems to have some athleitic ability. πŸ˜‰

    @ballpeen said:

    Probably not. He seems to have some athleitic ability. πŸ˜‰

    Nice ...

    Zombo

  • If only Walter could pop out of a cake, wearing nothing but Johnny's helmet, then his fantasy would be complete.

  • Z Zombo

    I doubt he reads the board, why are you wishing him a Happy Birthday? Just because we needed another QB thread? Oh, Walter.

    Let's see 22 years old, that was 1988 for this Johnny M. I was partying my ass off, traveling all over the country and nailing everything that moved. So we got that in common.

    Zombo

    --But I wasn't second string.

    Zombo said:

    I doubt he reads the board, why are you wishing him a Happy Birthday? Just because we needed another QB thread? Oh, Walter.

    Let's see 22 years old, that was 1988 for this Johnny M. I was partying my ass off, traveling all over the country and nailing everything that moved. So we got that in common.

    Zombo

    --But I wasn't second string.

    4 years older than you then....

    blistered the sun with the skins of ass i threw away back then. but did do my own travels through the southwest on the way to AZ.

    if manziel was a blond haired blue eyed uber kind then i might have something to talk to him about.

  • miktoxicM miktoxic

    Zombo said:

    I doubt he reads the board, why are you wishing him a Happy Birthday? Just because we needed another QB thread? Oh, Walter.

    Let's see 22 years old, that was 1988 for this Johnny M. I was partying my ass off, traveling all over the country and nailing everything that moved. So we got that in common.

    Zombo

    --But I wasn't second string.

    4 years older than you then....

    blistered the sun with the skins of ass i threw away back then. but did do my own travels through the southwest on the way to AZ.

    if manziel was a blond haired blue eyed uber kind then i might have something to talk to him about.

    @miktoxic said:

    4 years older than you then....

    blistered the sun with the skins of ass i threw away back then. but did do my own travels through the southwest on the way to AZ.

    if manziel was a blond haired blue eyed uber kind then i might have something to talk to him about.

    Lol. Well Johnny and I are the same size, same dark hair, big schnoz, ugly mug ... but Peen has me on the athletic ability thing ...although I did have quick wrist action in Air Hockey.

    Z

  • Rumor has it that when the doctor tried to slap JF on the ass right after birth, johnny had a different idea, and instead slapped the doctor, with his cock. He then proceeded to run through the hospital raw dogging every big breasted nurse he could find. Only stopping to blow a couple lines of coke, and chug a few tall boys.

  • WinstonLegthighW WinstonLegthigh

    Rumor has it that when the doctor tried to slap JF on the ass right after birth, johnny had a different idea, and instead slapped the doctor, with his cock. He then proceeded to run through the hospital raw dogging every big breasted nurse he could find. Only stopping to blow a couple lines of coke, and chug a few tall boys.

    @winstonlegthigh said:

    Rumor has it that when the doctor tried to slap JF on the ass right after birth..

    Thought you were going to go with:

    "... but Johnny faked left, went right and the Doc never laid a glove on him."

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196

  • Dallas writer travels to Kerrville, TX and finds:

    In the town where he learned to play football, Johnny Manziel is just as polarizing as he is everywhere else.

    http://www.slate.com/articles/sports/sports_nut/2014/12/johnny_manziel_kerrville_even_in_the_town_where_he_learned_to_play_the_game.html

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  • I heard TMZ is looking for 62 plus year old beat reporters...........

    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.

  • Thanks... but I am retired... 12 years and counting.

    Another 12 and I think I might get it right.

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  • Will do... as soon as I develop an anti-JM agenda.

    Just thought it was an interesting article about how universal the divide over JF is.

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  • β€œHe wasn’t a local”

    That plus a family with money coming in (read jealousy) is as far as you need to read. Small Tx town set in it's ways and generally unaccepting of "outsiders". Same person's quote about if he'd been born there it might be different. Texas has a lot of towns like this so no surprises here.

  • Thank god somebody on the offense has some fire and passion.

  • Idk if I would describe it as trashing.

    Anyway, johnny boy will have a chance to show out next week.

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  • Wow, he really did say that! Hoyer doesn't look fired up he looks like the journeyman quarterback we all thought he was. You would think by now even the defense would be shouting Manziel. They could have beat Baltimore, Texas, Buffalo and the Colts the way the defense played.

    Hoyer had to remind us at his press conference last week that he was the reason the Browns are 7-5. It's time to remind Hoyer that he is the reason we could be 10-3.

    DAMN THE TORPEDOES! FULL SPEED AHEAD!
    πŸ‘
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