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  • “The Scottish Hammer” needs Scott Players old helmet facemask combo! It’d be so sweet!

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  • Since this is the internet where wild speculation and half cocked opinions run rampant, I’m starting to wonder if the Scottish Hammer isn’t a raw yet potentially generational talent? At least whatever the hell a “generational talent” is for a punter. 

    It’s almost like he heard Kitchens’ comment about hang time and said, “Hang time? Here’s your hang time...” and hang time there was. Lots and lots of hang time.

    And he looks nothing like a typical punter. That guy has the potential to get laid more than any punter has ever ever gotten laid in the history of punter’s getting laid. 

    @ibleedbrown said:

    That guy has the potential to get laid more than any punter has ever ever gotten laid in the history of punter’s getting laid. 

    Bruh

    punter-scott-player-of-the-cleveland-bro

  • Shit, someone beat me to it haha

  • As hunky as that handlebar mustache is, l legitimately thing Gillan can pull way more wool. That physique AND a Scottish accent? It’s simply not fair. If nothing else we should sign him to convert every straight and single female in Cleveland to Browns fandom, and all the gay guys too.

  • Nothing against either of the punters but that position is the least of our concerns, Don't we still have Britten or whatever his name is under contract? If it is not broke don't fuck with it, focus on getting us a real kicker and for the Love of God stop showing pictures of Scott Player. 

  • Nothing against either of the punters but that position is the least of our concerns, Don't we still have Britten or whatever his name is under contract? If it is not broke don't fuck with it, focus on getting us a real kicker and for the Love of God stop showing pictures of Scott Player. 

    @medicineman said:

    Nothing against either of the punters but that position is the least of our concerns, Don't we still have Britten or whatever his name is under contract? If it is not broke don't fuck with it, focus on getting us a real kicker and for the Love of God stop showing pictures of Scott Player. 

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

  • @medicineman said:

    Nothing against either of the punters but that position is the least of our concerns, Don't we still have Britten or whatever his name is under contract? If it is not broke don't fuck with it, focus on getting us a real kicker and for the Love of God stop showing pictures of Scott Player. 

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

    @texasag1969 said:

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

    Unless Joseph goes 4 for 4 next week....then what?

  • @texasag1969 said:

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

    Unless Joseph goes 4 for 4 next week....then what?

    @mudfly said:

    Unless Joseph goes 4 for 4 next week....then what?

    If Joseph is the same as last year, some of his GOOD FGs had us Fans holding our breath. Talk about FUGLY!!!  ?

    Mike

  • @texasag1969 said:

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

    Unless Joseph goes 4 for 4 next week....then what?

    @mudfly said:

    Unless Joseph goes 4 for 4 next week....then what?

    There is no way Joseph can make 4 for 4 on anything. 

  • @medicineman said:

    Nothing against either of the punters but that position is the least of our concerns, Don't we still have Britten or whatever his name is under contract? If it is not broke don't fuck with it, focus on getting us a real kicker and for the Love of God stop showing pictures of Scott Player. 

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

    @texasag1969 said:

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

    I would hope the kicker job is over. But who knows  I don't think anybody can do worse than Joseph. 

  • “The Scottish Hammer” needs Scott Players old helmet facemask combo! It’d be so sweet!

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    @hx214 said:

    “The Scottish Hammer” needs Scott Players old helmet facemask combo! It’d be so sweet!

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    It wouldn't meet the criteria of today's NFL helmet...

  • @texasag1969 said:

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

    Unless Joseph goes 4 for 4 next week....then what?

    @mudfly said:

    Unless Joseph goes 4 for 4 next week....then what?

    Wanna bet?

    And how many will be right square between the goal posts? Maybe 1?

  • @hx214 said:

    “The Scottish Hammer” needs Scott Players old helmet facemask combo! It’d be so sweet!

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    It wouldn't meet the criteria of today's NFL helmet...

    @nickers said:

    It wouldn't meet the criteria of today's NFL helmet...

    Thanks Mr. Fun. 

    The Hammer could always petition the league like A. Brown is doing. 

    Haha. 

  • @hx214 said:

    “The Scottish Hammer” needs Scott Players old helmet facemask combo! It’d be so sweet!

    6E8553BB-F09D-4E0C-828B-13207DDAF661.jpeg

    It wouldn't meet the criteria of today's NFL helmet...

    @nickers said:

    It wouldn't meet the criteria of today's NFL helmet...

    I think he was the last player allowed to have a single bar facemask.  

  • @nickers said:

    It wouldn't meet the criteria of today's NFL helmet...

    Thanks Mr. Fun. 

    The Hammer could always petition the league like A. Brown is doing. 

    Haha. 

    @hx214 said:

    Thanks Mr. Fun. 

    The Hammer could always petition the league like A. Brown is doing. 

    Haha. 

    And lose...

  • I don't see how we can keep The Hammer, but he's definitely good enough to kick in the league.  

  • @texasag1969 said:

    Looks to me like kicker got settled Friday with Seibert's 4 for 4, all right down the middle. This just turned into a no-brainer decision.

    I would hope the kicker job is over. But who knows  I don't think anybody can do worse than Joseph. 

    @medicineman said:

    I would hope the kicker job is over. But who knows  I don't think anybody can do worse than Joseph. 

    Neil Rackers

  • Unfortunately I really don't have anything against Colquitt. But I love the Scottish Hammer kid.

    WSS

  • We already had The Toe. Seems pretty fitting to keep The Hammer now. 

  • @hx214 said:

    Thanks Mr. Fun. 

    The Hammer could always petition the league like A. Brown is doing. 

    Haha. 

    And lose...

    @nickers said:

    And lose...

    Really??  No way.....