The Ballad of the Cowboy and Rapinisaho
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sorry... rewrote "Ghost Riders in the Sky"
An old cowboy went riding out one dark and windy day
Upon a ridge he rested as he went along his way
When he heard a radio blare "It's the Women's USA!"
just echoing through the ragged sky, he gave it a hip-hooray.
but when he heard about her, and her crapping on our Flag.
Her heart being black and shiny and she blew like a windbag....
A bolt of disgust went through him as she ran our country to the dump.
For he was a Real American, and wondered what animal she'd hump...
And then for the first time, the cattle started to moo...
he thought they were a-talkin, he didn't know what to do.
So he just listened closely, and he thought he heard them say...
"If rapinisaho and hates America, she should just move away..."
He nodded in agreement, and his horse swished tail against an itch.
"For surely she is a scumbucket, and really is a nasty bitch...", She hates our Real American President,and she sure is a toxic witch.....
and he sang:Yippie yi yay
Yippie yi oohRap-in-is-a-ho............
The USA women's soccer team made their country proud,
but one of them was so nasty, she stank up to the clouds...
her shirt all soaked with hatred,
for our country, but she don't care...
'Cause she ain't got no honor, and has no intelligence up stairs...The cattle then went quiet, and the stars shined so bright.
He wondered why the bitch would would leave her coffin before night.
for surely she was quite evil, and a nasty slut for sure.
Surely the rest of the team, is disgusted with her.Yippie yi yay
Yippie yi oohRap-in-is-a-ho............
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If this is what old age does to one's brain, I hope I stroke out well beforehand.
"That which can be asserted without evidence can also be dismissed without evidence”. - Christopher Hitchens "The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you". - Neil deGrasse Tyson -
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I'm sure visionaries like Shakespeare and Edgar Allen Poe had their critics in their day too..
Well considering Poe died at age 40, there's that. LOL!??
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That which we call a rube,
By any other name would still be as simple... -
"You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
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funny thing is, the lib wonks on the board probably have never heard the song.....
CNN or MSNBC never played it....
and they prove time and time again they have no sense of humor.
That was funny, dammit.
Took me just under ten minutes. lol
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I think Steve should do this song in every concert, you betcha.
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Well played Diehard!?
"I hope I die before I get old"
And I remember those pointy toed shoes too. They're gonna be in Ohio Sept 10.
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Sorry cal. This song is probably a hate crime according to NY subway cops. "Screw this hoe" made the list, so "Nasty Bitch" is probably 20 to life.
“It is impossible to get a man to understand something if his livelihood depends on him not understanding.” -
Sorry cal. This song is probably a hate crime according to NY subway cops. "Screw this hoe" made the list, so "Nasty Bitch" is probably 20 to life.
Sorry cal. This song is probably a hate crime according to NY subway cops. "Screw this hoe" made the list, so "Nasty Bitch" is probably 20 to life.
The government cannot control what people think in there minds.
"You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970. -
I'm really getting nervous now. I drew a mustache on one of my teachers pics in the fourth grade yearbook.
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Sorry cal. This song is probably a hate crime according to NY subway cops. "Screw this hoe" made the list, so "Nasty Bitch" is probably 20 to life.
The government cannot control what people think in there minds.
The government cannot control what people think in there minds.
Only what they do with their bodies
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The government cannot control what people think in there minds.
Only what they do with their bodies
Only what they do with their bodies
Explain grasshopper. We need your infinite wisdom.
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Sorry cal. This song is probably a hate crime according to NY subway cops. "Screw this hoe" made the list, so "Nasty Bitch" is probably 20 to life.
Sorry cal. This song is probably a hate crime according to NY subway cops. "Screw this hoe" made the list, so "Nasty Bitch" is probably 20 to life.
well, I'd just like to see them arrest all those cattle and the cowboy. That should be entertaining. and criticizing down our country deserves for the crtiticizer to be criticized.
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now a days, Redd Fox would be banned by the left.
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