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MARK, YOU'VE BEEN WITH LORI 4 YEARS THIS WEEKEND

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  • C chellb44 wrote on last edited by
    #1

    Just wanted to remind him and have no other way of getting to him : ) Thanks, if you know Mark, please remind him it's his 4 year anniversary with Lori

  • V Vegasdogg wrote on last edited by
    #2

    Uh, thanks Lori .......

  • C chellb44 wrote on last edited by
    #3

    Just tryin' to help a brotha out. 😉

  • C chellb44 wrote on last edited by
    #4

    Seriously, she mentioned that their anniversary was coming up, and that he wouldn't remember, I said "too bad I couldn't remind him" she mentioned that I could get a commercial on Sports Center or that he comes on here. . . turns out I know how to register for a message board faster than I can buy a commercial.

  • T thebeastmaiava wrote on last edited by
    #5

    Great. Now step 2 is learning the subtle art of the private message feature (pm), unless public embarrassment was your intention all along.

  • C chellb44 wrote on last edited by
    #6
    Great. Now step 2 is learning the subtle art of the private message feature (pm), unless public embarrassment was your intention all along.

    Your sarcasm is duly noted and appreciated. I don't know his screen name. I would have done that had I had any idea of what he goes by.

  • T thebeastmaiava wrote on last edited by thebeastmaiava
    #7

    Ahh, that makes more sense.

    😁 I couldn't resist, with the ALL CAPS and exclamation points and all.

  • Great. Now step 2 is learning the subtle art of the private message feature (pm), unless public embarrassment was your intention all along.

    Your sarcasm is duly noted and appreciated. I don't know his screen name. I would have done that had I had any idea of what he goes by.

    ? mz. wrote on last edited by
    #8

    @chellb44 said:

    Your sarcasm is duly noted and appreciated. I don't know his screen name. I would have done that had I had any idea of what he goes by.

    I know exactly who you're looking for. He goes by the screenname "Lumbergh."

  • C chellb44 wrote on last edited by
    #9
    I couldn't resist, with the ALL CAPS and explanation points and all.

    I know, subtley has never been my strong point. I should know better, but I wanted to be sure to get his attention, and my flashing skills are limited from my location.

  • O oiram wrote on last edited by
    #10

    tell Lori I love her!

  • C chellb44 wrote on last edited by
    #11
    Again seriously. Not sure if your more her friend or his....but....if he needs a comercial on sport center or the help of this ZOO to remember, then he needs more help than just remembering the actual date of his anniversery.

    More hers, and I wholeheartedly agree. I personally would never even associate with a Browns fan. 😉 I've only been to Cleveland once, and that was just the airport . . .not sure if the Burger King there is indicative of your great city or it's native peoples.

  • C chellb44 wrote on last edited by
    #12
    I take it you are female, Shelby?

    Then you are in luck ... we accept flashes.

    Post a flash and we'll make sure Mark gets the message and Lori has the best anniversery yet.

    I'd love to flash you, but alas, I have this thing . . . it's gross, really.

  • I take it you are female, Shelby?

    Then you are in luck ... we accept flashes.

    Post a flash and we'll make sure Mark gets the message and Lori has the best anniversery yet.

    I'd love to flash you, but alas, I have this thing . . . it's gross, really.

    ? mz. wrote on last edited by
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    @chellb44 said:

    I'd love to flash you, but alas, I have this thing . . . it's gross, really.

    A cock?

  • hammertimeH hammertime wrote on last edited by
    #14

    It's probaly a 300lb. tumor covered in hair. Right?

  • ATENEARSA ATENEARS wrote on last edited by
    #15

    Mark hangs out exclusively in the Cheerleader thread.

  • C chellb44 wrote on last edited by
    #16

    No, no, none of those things.

    It's a nice, hunk of a boyfriend who probably wouldn't appreciate pics of the goods all over the interweb. And, some really gross spider bites. I had to go to the Dr, they were that bad.

  • No, no, none of those things.

    It's a nice, hunk of a boyfriend who probably wouldn't appreciate pics of the goods all over the interweb. And, some really gross spider bites. I had to go to the Dr, they were that bad.

    ATENEARSA ATENEARS wrote on last edited by
    #17

    @chellb44 said:

    No, no, none of those things.

    It's a nice, hunk of a boyfriend who probably wouldn't appreciate pics of the goods all over the interweb. And, some really gross spider bites. I had to go to the Dr, they were that bad.

    Photoshop the spider bites out and let's roll with the pic's!

  • @chellb44 said:

    No, no, none of those things.

    It's a nice, hunk of a boyfriend who probably wouldn't appreciate pics of the goods all over the interweb. And, some really gross spider bites. I had to go to the Dr, they were that bad.

    Photoshop the spider bites out and let's roll with the pic's!

    DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
    #18

    @atenears said:

    Photoshop the spider bites out and let's roll with the pic's!

    Could be some STD sores also.

  • V Vegasdogg wrote on last edited by Vegasdogg
    #19

    One of the wierdest threads of all time, yet like a bad accident I can't look away.

    Lady, I think we should let nature take its course here. If Mark doesn't remember, maybe that is what is best. And if he does, good for him and Lori.

    You know how on Star Trek they weren't allowed to assist other cultures or change things on other planets because it was taboo and could blow up the universe or something? Yeah, that's kinda what you're doing here with the thread.

    Bad juju man. Don't mess with Karma. 😆

  • FurnierF Furnier wrote on last edited by
    #20

    This is indeed an odd thread....even for this place.

    So who's Mark?

    C'Mon dude... Fess up?

    Bet you never forget the anniversary again.

    Also, get even with Shelby and post some revealing pix of her.

    DWJ