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  • Dutch OvenD Dutch Oven

    @darren15 said:

    I hope Ghoolie does not have you by the ghoolies 🙂

    While I'm sure Ghoolie - who was obviously compensating for latent homosexual desires - would love to grab a man by his "ghoolies", that's a hard no, sir. 

    And today is a religious day. It is Draft Day. 

    Don't besmirch such a holy day by mentioning that big fat pile of monkey spunk. (Alright tia, what movie is THAT from?)

    tiamat63T tiamat63 wrote on
    #25

    @dutch-oven said:

    While I'm sure Ghoolie - who was obviously compensating for latent homosexual desires - would love to grab a man by his "ghoolies", that's a hard no, sir. 

    And today is a religious day. It is Draft Day. 

    Don't besmirch such a holy day by mentioning that big fat pile of monkey spunk. (Alright tia, what movie is THAT from?)

    The only one filmed in Mansfield, Ohio... I'm pretty sure?

    Tour2maT 1 Reply
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  • tiamat63T tiamat63

    @texasag1969 said:

    Nope, but I just ran off CBS Sports' top 450 draft prospects this morning and you get one guess who #26 was. Should be easy for a bright guy like you.  LOL!?

    One hint: First letter of his last name starts with a "B"?    And if you guess wrong you will be BARred from the BB foreverMORE.  ?

    I meant Tour, but yeah... I'm sure you old guys can all hit the sauce pretty hard.

    ?

    Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on
    #26

    @tiamat63 said:

    I meant Tour...

    Actually... yes...

    Nice little red meritage (that's a red blend for the unwashed) before, during and after dinner...

    Which featured a nice rib eye.

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
    😂
  • tiamat63T tiamat63

    @dutch-oven said:

    While I'm sure Ghoolie - who was obviously compensating for latent homosexual desires - would love to grab a man by his "ghoolies", that's a hard no, sir. 

    And today is a religious day. It is Draft Day. 

    Don't besmirch such a holy day by mentioning that big fat pile of monkey spunk. (Alright tia, what movie is THAT from?)

    The only one filmed in Mansfield, Ohio... I'm pretty sure?

    Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on
    #27

    @tiamat63 said:

    The only one filmed in Mansfield, Ohio... I'm pretty sure?

    Actually the old reformatory has been in a few films... TV shows, too.

    Shawshank  was one of them.

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
    The GipperT 1 Reply
  • htownbrownH htownbrown wrote on
    #28

    Andrew Berry and wifey just had a baby this morning, not the best timing.  Hope he's 100% on point...but congrats sir.

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cleveland.com/browns/2021/04/browns-gm-andrew-berry-and-wife-brittan-welcome-third-child-eden-ruth-berry.html%3foutputType=amp

    “It is impossible to get a man to understand something if his livelihood depends on him not understanding.”
  • Tour2maT Tour2ma

    @tiamat63 said:

    The only one filmed in Mansfield, Ohio... I'm pretty sure?

    Actually the old reformatory has been in a few films... TV shows, too.

    Shawshank  was one of them.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #29

    @tour2ma said:

    Actually the old reformatory has been in a few films... TV shows, too.

    Shawshank  was one of them.

    Air Force One also. 

  • T TexasAg1969 wrote on
    #30

    OK so which group of analysts will you follow for the draft, DJ & Co. on NFL Net or Mel K & Co. on ESPN?

  • T TexasAg1969

    OK so which group of analysts will you follow for the draft, DJ & Co. on NFL Net or Mel K & Co. on ESPN?

    Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on
    #31

    @texasag1969 said:

    OK so which group of analysts will you follow for the draft, DJ & Co. on NFL Net or Mel K & Co. on ESPN?

    ... or Herbstreet and Co. on ABC.

    Imma go with Greenie and Louis Riddick on ESPN... although I'm not sure I can handle Kiper + Booger.

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
  • tiamat63T tiamat63

    @texasag1969 said:

    Nope, but I just ran off CBS Sports' top 450 draft prospects this morning and you get one guess who #26 was. Should be easy for a bright guy like you.  LOL!?

    One hint: First letter of his last name starts with a "B"?    And if you guess wrong you will be BARred from the BB foreverMORE.  ?

    I meant Tour, but yeah... I'm sure you old guys can all hit the sauce pretty hard.

    ?

    hoortaH hoorta wrote on
    #32

    @tiamat63 said:

    I meant Tour, but yeah... I'm sure you old guys can all hit the sauce pretty hard.

    ?

    Hic- wine is grape juice...

    @orion said:

    I pledge allegiance...to the flag...

    ....headphones.....turned up loud......of course....

    My pal Don (staying at his place) is a HUGE Neil Young fan. Neil is one of the few guys where I can actually play a few of his songs.  🙂 

    EDIT...  Bruce Berry was a working man, he used to load that econoline van...   

    😂
  • U Unsympathetic wrote on
    #33

    Turning out to be about enough Kiper.. he's basically the backup analyst if this was a live game, greenie the call and booger the lead analyst. 

    Kiper's personality is the uncle who you're scared of what's going to come out of his mouth at Thanksgiving this year.  Will he have a weird right-wing slogan? Or does he have a heart? Either way, I respond by eating turkey.

    "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." Paul Brown
    😂
  • U Unsympathetic

    Turning out to be about enough Kiper.. he's basically the backup analyst if this was a live game, greenie the call and booger the lead analyst. 

    Kiper's personality is the uncle who you're scared of what's going to come out of his mouth at Thanksgiving this year.  Will he have a weird right-wing slogan? Or does he have a heart? Either way, I respond by eating turkey.

    hoortaH hoorta wrote on
    #34

    @unsympathetic said:

    Turning out to be about enough Kiper.. he's basically the backup analyst if this was a live game, greenie the call and booger the lead analyst. 

    Kiper's personality is the uncle who you're scared of what's going to come out of his mouth at Thanksgiving this year.  Will he have a weird right-wing slogan? Or does he have a heart? Either way, I respond by eating turkey.

    True- they keep Mel around- because he's sort of a fixture...Other serious draft analysts are way more reliable.  They mocked him when the Steelers pick came up... The Draft Manning- Rivers- Roethlisberger...  Mel "I guarantee you one of them is going to bust."  😁 

    I knew he was full of it way back when he kept on screaming mmmuuuusssstttt draft Hart Lee Dykes.... My pal said who? Never heard of him... Now there's a trivia question- who took him in the first round....   It branched into a discussion of the biggest draft busts of all time.  I'll go with the flow on that one, and put Jafattus Russell and Ryan Leaf as 1A and 1B..... 🙂 

  • hoortaH hoorta

    @unsympathetic said:

    Turning out to be about enough Kiper.. he's basically the backup analyst if this was a live game, greenie the call and booger the lead analyst. 

    Kiper's personality is the uncle who you're scared of what's going to come out of his mouth at Thanksgiving this year.  Will he have a weird right-wing slogan? Or does he have a heart? Either way, I respond by eating turkey.

    True- they keep Mel around- because he's sort of a fixture...Other serious draft analysts are way more reliable.  They mocked him when the Steelers pick came up... The Draft Manning- Rivers- Roethlisberger...  Mel "I guarantee you one of them is going to bust."  😁 

    I knew he was full of it way back when he kept on screaming mmmuuuusssstttt draft Hart Lee Dykes.... My pal said who? Never heard of him... Now there's a trivia question- who took him in the first round....   It branched into a discussion of the biggest draft busts of all time.  I'll go with the flow on that one, and put Jafattus Russell and Ryan Leaf as 1A and 1B..... 🙂 

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #35

    @hoorta said:

    True- they keep Mel around- because he's sort of a fixture...Other serious draft analysts are way more reliable.  They mocked him when the Steelers pick came up... The Draft Manning- Rivers- Roethlisberger...  Mel "I guarantee you one of them is going to bust."  😁 

    I knew he was full of it way back when he kept on screaming mmmuuuusssstttt draft Hart Lee Dykes.... My pal said who? Never heard of him... Now there's a trivia question- who took him in the first round....   It branched into a discussion of the biggest draft busts of all time.  I'll go with the flow on that one, and put Jafattus Russell and Ryan Leaf as 1A and 1B..... 🙂 

    To be fair....you can look at most every  draft in the last  20+ years  where there were  3 or more QBs taken,  and  there are almost always  2-3  busts, or at least disappointments among the first round QBs:

    1999  Couch/Smith/McNown  disappoint   vs.  McNabb/Culpepper

    2002    Carr/Harrington/Patrick Ramsey   vs.    No One

    2003  Leftwich/Grossman/Boller   vs.   Carson Palmer

    2004   JP Losman  vs.  Eli/Rivers/BR        

    2005  Jason Campbell  vs.     Rodgers/Alex Smith

    2006  Vince Young/Leinert    vs.   Cutler   (if you consider his career somewhat of a success)

    2007  Jamarcus Russell/Brady Quinn  vs.  No One

    2009  Sanchez/Josh Freeman   vs. Matt Stafford

    2010   Bradford/Tebow  vs. No One

    2011  Locker/Gabbert/Ponder   vs. Cam Newton

    2012  RGIII/Weeden   vs.  Luck/Tannehill

    2014   Bortles/Manziel/Bridgewater   vs.   No One

    2015  Winston/Mariota   vs.  No One

    2016  Paxton Lynch/ Carson Wentz/Jared Goff.    Difficult to say yet whether  Wentz/Goff  are disappointing or not.

    2017  Trubisky   vs.   Mahomes/Watson

    Too early on anything past this.   Highlighted are only years where  half or more of the QBs taken can be considered successful I would say

    So, as you can see,  I don't think is it at all a stretch to predict that  a couple of QBs  in a  4-5 QB first round draft would be  busts.    History...as you can see from above,   for the most part confirms that fact.

    In fact....I think it very easy to say that  at least   2-3  of the following:   Lawrence/Wilson/Lance/Fields/Mack  are going to busts or disappointments. 

  • U Unsympathetic wrote on
    #36

    Apparently McShay got the first like 9 picks correct on his pre-draft guess..

    Is the ESPN coverage w Kiper going to become like Dick Clarke's New Year's Eve except Kiper's stroke just makes him more autistic and less likeable?

    "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." Paul Brown
  • Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on
    #37

    Good for Todd...

    Used to see him on ESPN on Day's 2 and 3 with Trey Wingo and Mel and Riddick. Hope he's on tonite.

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
  • Tour2maT Tour2ma

    Good for Todd...

    Used to see him on ESPN on Day's 2 and 3 with Trey Wingo and Mel and Riddick. Hope he's on tonite.

    T TexasAg1969 wrote on
    #38

    @tour2ma said:

    Good for Todd...

    Used to see him on ESPN on Day's 2 and 3 with Trey Wingo and Mel and Riddick. Hope he's on tonite.

    Think I will take a peak though I like DJs after pick takes on players on NFL Net and how they might or might not fit the team that took them.

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