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  • @inspecta said:

    Here's a tip kiddo, if your gonna come over and talk smack, try and be witty and/or funny. And also, having your smack make sense helps a ton.

    --Why do we always get the dumbest of the dumb fans to come talk smack the week before the game? Can anybody answer that?

    Kiddo? lmao when you get to 6-10 come talk with me skippy.

    @sandbar said:

    Kiddo? lmao when you get to 6-10 come talk with me skippy.

    Should we look for a guy dressed as an eggplant with plastic horns?

  • @inspecta said:

    Here's a tip kiddo, if your gonna come over and talk smack, try and be witty and/or funny. And also, having your smack make sense helps a ton.

    --Why do we always get the dumbest of the dumb fans to come talk smack the week before the game? Can anybody answer that?

    Kiddo? lmao when you get to 6-10 come talk with me skippy.

    @sandbar said:

    Kiddo? lmao when you get to 6-10 come talk with me skippy.

    Watch out, Skipp- I mean, Inspecta. This kid is firing zingers!

  • @sandbar said:

    Ummmmmm.... maybe because you are a Browns fan. Enough said.

    P.S. I do like the dog pound.

    that's because that is where you found your wife. i however am a big fan of the dawg pound.

    @clevelandfanforlife said:

    that's because that is where you found your wife. i however am a big fan of the dawg pound.

    That was a good one. Dog=Dawg. You folks are clever in Cleveland.

    Ouch

  • @inspecta said:

    Holy shit, there are Viking fans out there? Like in real life? Or are these mere puppets created by the admin to stir up our smack talking ....I honestly didn't know there were real Viking fans out there. Shit, who knew?

    Ummmmmm.... maybe because you are a Browns fan. Enough said.

    P.S. I do like the dog pound.

    @sandbar said:

    Ummmmmm.... maybe because you are a Browns fan. Enough said.

    P.S. I do like the dog pound.

    Mr. Sand-in-your-vagina, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul

  • @inspecta said:

    No matter how many times I read that quote, it never gets old. Because it's so relevant. Especially for these kids. Does everybody in Minnesota homeschool their young now?

    Yikes, homeschool??? wow

    Good luck to your Browns Sunday, Favre, AP, Harvin, Taylor, and our defense are going to crush your boys. Talk with you clowns Sunday night.

  • Dude do you see the wholes their line opened up. Wow what a line.

  • C'mon Vikings fans, if your gonna talk smack, you need to bring it better. Bengals fans are better smack talkers than these tards.

  • Hey Sandbar are the Williams techincally still going to have steroids running through their blood come Sunday or will they have pissed it all out by then.

    Just wondering what kind of against the rules, genetically enhanced non-humans will be showing up on Sunday against the Browns.

    At least the Steelers aren't already amidst steroid alligations before their Superbowl runs even start... this is going to be a whole new type of steroid dripping trophy if you guys win it all this year.

  • @inspecta said:

    Unless we win, in which case your cowardly punk ass won't dare show his/her mug around here ever again...

    Either that or when AP goes down with a season ending knee.... I'm just sayin.

  • Hey Sandbar! For anyone else who grew up near a beach, "sandbar" is a slang term for my taint. You know, because it rests between my scroge and turd-cutter.

    Or as in, "After we curb-stomp the purple prairie fluffers on Sunday, I'll allow sandbar to save a little face on our board by inviting his sister to sniff my sandbar.

  • @clevelandfanforlife said:

    that's because that is where you found your wife. i however am a big fan of the dawg pound.

    That was a good one. Dog=Dawg. You folks are clever in Cleveland.

    Ouch

    @sandbar said:

    That was a good one. Dog=Dawg. You folks are clever in Cleveland.

    Ouch

    Because ESPN always knows what they are talking about! All the time! Holy Shit! It IS annoying typing out all these! Exclamation! Marks!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!

    I can't wait for Shaun Rodgers to knock both AP AND Favre out of the game

  • @inspecta said:

    Here's a tip kiddo, if your gonna come over and talk smack, try and be witty and/or funny. And also, having your smack make sense helps a ton.

    --Why do we always get the dumbest of the dumb fans to come talk smack the week before the game? Can anybody answer that?

    Kiddo? lmao when you get to 6-10 come talk with me skippy.

    @sandbar said:

    Kiddo? lmao when you get to 6-10 come talk with me skippy.

    Prediction for the Vikings: 8-8. Packers and Bears finish higher in NFC North.

  • @inspecta said:

    Unless we win, in which case your cowardly punk ass won't dare show his/her mug around here ever again...

    Either that or when AP goes down with a season ending knee.... I'm just sayin.

    AdaM said:

    Either that or when AP goes down with a season ending knee.... I'm just sayin.

    A Tom Brady moment? First series of the season? Then will they have to totally rely on Old Man River? (note that the Mississippi River flow right outside the Metrobarn) Or, maybe instead of Purple Jesus, it is Old Man River who gets the season/career ending injury. All that drama for nothing. Now, back to Tavaris in the studio.

  • AdaM said:

    Either that or when AP goes down with a season ending knee.... I'm just sayin.

    A Tom Brady moment? First series of the season? Then will they have to totally rely on Old Man River? (note that the Mississippi River flow right outside the Metrobarn) Or, maybe instead of Purple Jesus, it is Old Man River who gets the season/career ending injury. All that drama for nothing. Now, back to Tavaris in the studio.

    @the-gipper said:

    A Tom Brady moment? First series of the season? Then will they have to totally rely on Old Man River? (note that the Mississippi River flow right outside the Metrobarn) Or, maybe instead of Purple Jesus, it is Old Man River who gets the season/career ending injury. All that drama for nothing. Now, back to Tavaris in the studio.

    The sad thing is.... Minn could probably not even play a QB.. just snap shotguns to AP and let him take off each play.... I bet they could go 8-8 just doing that.

  • Honestly, I hope that AP does not set any NFL records against the Browns.

    PLEASE, stop the run and give CLE fans some smash mouth football.

  • You want us to bring better smack talk? Let's hear what you guys have to say. You still don't know who your starting quarterback is, you have a running back on the decline, and your defense is pretty mediocre besides Shaun Rogers in the middle who hasn't really been effective against us with Detroit the past seasons.

  • You want us to bring better smack talk? Let's hear what you guys have to say. You still don't know who your starting quarterback is, you have a running back on the decline, and your defense is pretty mediocre besides Shaun Rogers in the middle who hasn't really been effective against us with Detroit the past seasons.

    @skolvikes26 said:

    You want us to bring better smack talk? Let's hear what you guys have to say.

    You came here, which means you bring the smack to us. See the banner at the top? That means this is OUR board, and you came here.

    You basically told us what was wrong with us last season. That's not smack, that's a copy and paste from NFL.com.

    Man Vikings fans are pretty lame. Lions fans brought it harder for a preseason game.

  • We started this thread. We're talkin and that's basically all anyone says is that we can't smack talk. I basically said why we are a better team, now let's hear why you think you are.

  • We started this thread. We're talkin and that's basically all anyone says is that we can't smack talk. I basically said why we are a better team, now let's hear why you think you are.

    @skolvikes26 said:

    We started this thread. We're talkin and that's basically all anyone says is that we can't smack talk. I basically said why we are a better team, now let's hear why you think you are.

    This is our board, dickhead! BROWNS board. not Vikings board, dickweed. What do you don't get? Hmm. Go and jack off to the old fart, Favre.

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