Aaron Donald Rumors

[Kvoethe]

https://heavy.com/sports/cleveland-browns/aaron-donald-rams-trade-blockbuster-rumors/amp/

[nickers]

@kvoethe said:

https://heavy.com/sports/cleveland-browns/aaron-donald-rams-trade-blockbuster-rumors/amp/

I don't see it happening... LOL...

[SdBacker80]

26M and 34M cap hits the next two years.  And We don’t have many picks next year. 
 

And while the talent is undeniable, wasn’t he talking retirement last year? 

[ballpeen]

Not going to happen.

[tiamat63]

Going to start a rumor that Jesus Christ is a free agent and the Brownies are in the running.   You know, sources and such. 

[Dutch Oven]

@tiamat63 said:

Going to start a rumor that Jesus Christ is a free agent and the Brownies are in the running.   You know, sources and such. 

1. Good thing the Browns want him, and not the Guardians, because homeboy can't hit a curveball.

2. The Browns signing Jesus H. Christ wouldn't go over well with a certain demographic on this board. Way too "woke". ? 

[MLD Woody]

What position would Jesus play?

I mean, he'd be a corner, right?

It would be a miracle, a white corner. 

[SdBacker80]

@mld-woody said:

What position would Jesus play?

I mean, he'd be a corner, right?

It would be a miracle, a white corner. 

He’s omnipresent…so he’d play everywhere. 

[tiamat63]

@dutch-oven said:

1. Good thing the Browns want him, and not the Guardians, because homeboy can't hit a curveball.

2. The Browns signing Jesus H. Christ wouldn't go over well with a certain demographic on this board. Way too "woke". ? 

You saying Jesus Christ can't hit a curve ball?!?! 

@sdbacker80 said:

He’s omnipresent…so he’d play everywhere. 

So he's Ed Reed then. I always had my suspicions.

[Dutch Oven]

@mld-woody said:

What position would Jesus play?

I mean, he'd be a corner, right?

It would be a miracle, a white corner. 

A Jewish corner...

Even more of an unicorn, whicb makes even more sense, considering the fiction of the whole idea. 

[Orion]

Trading for Donald would be so far from the DePo way....that I just don't see it.

[FY56]

@kvoethe said:

https://heavy.com/sports/cleveland-browns/aaron-donald-rams-trade-blockbuster-rumors/amp/

LOL

From the same source:

Steelers in ‘Prime Position’ for Potential Aaron Donald Trade Scenario | Heavy.com

Not from the same source:

Absurd trade scenario has Cincinnati Bengals landing Aaron Donald (stripehype.com)

No talk of Ravens.

Our luck watch them land him.

[FY56]

@mld-woody said:

What position would Jesus play?

I mean, he'd be a corner, right?

It would be a miracle, a white corner. 

Jesus wasn't white you dummy.

[MLD Woody]

@fy56 said:

Jesus wasn't white you dummy.

Careful, the political board might hear you!

[FY56]

@mld-woody said:

Careful, the political board might hear you!

Yeah Woody I know. Those racists!

[MLD Woody]

@fy56 said:

Yeah Woody I know. Those racists!

Let's just leave this here before this thread completely deteriorates...

[FY56]

@mld-woody said:

Let's just leave this here before this thread completely deteriorates...

While keeping in mind the usual offenders. You two know who you are.

[calfoxwc]

@fy56 said:

While keeping in mind the usual offenders. You two know who you are.

don't forget texie - another one of the thread screwer-uppers.

[Dutch Oven]

Uh oh.... TattleCal has made an appearance! ?

[Flugel]

@dutch-oven said:

Uh oh.... TattleCal has made an appearance! ?

Yeah, I saw the cheap shot he took at Aggies. And isn't there another guy that needed to change his screen name at least once already in here trying to instigate drama?  

While we didn't add anyone that dominates like Aaron Donald -I DO think the Browns made a great effort this offseason to improve the Defensive Line.  I look at all the $$$$$$ Buffalo threw at 1 player (Von Miller) and as soon as he went on IR their hopes of succeeding in the playoffs died.  Cincy decimated that defense.