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So... a neighbor of mine hung up a Steelers flag outside his house yesterday

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  • SoCalBrownsFanS SoCalBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
    #7

    Wait till your neighbor is outside to notice you washing your car with it.

  • Replace it with a Browns flag

    GipsG Gips wrote on last edited by
    #8

    @atenears said:

    Replace it with a Browns flag

    OMG the ultimate humiliation for a steeler fan to wake up with a browns flag on the pole/porch...hell now that i stop and think...its humiliating as a browns fan to fly the colors! hehehehe 😉

  • D d531 wrote on last edited by d531
    #9

    Burn his house down and leave the flag as a reminder to all of the other Steeler fans to stay in Phttsbhrg

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  • Burn his house down and leave the flag as a reminder to all of the other Steeler fans to stay in Phttsbhrg

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    S Steeler SChick wrote on last edited by
    #10

    @d531 said:

    Burn his house down and leave the flag as a reminder to all of the other Steeler fans to stay in Pittsburg

    h

    Regards

    .... an'at

    .

  • P playerjdd wrote on last edited by
    #11

    You could steal it and then have it show up in a paper bag covered in cleveland browns pooh

  • I'm already preparing a ransom note. I fully intend to steal the ugly thing with the intentions of giving it back under certain stipulations. What should I ask for?

    Nothing serious like money, folks... This is just for fun, and I know the family pretty well.

    Also, I'm open to any other suggestions in addition to flag kidnapping.

    B broncoinskinland wrote on last edited by
    #12

    @deadwombat said:

    I'm already preparing a ransom note. I fully intend to steal the ugly thing with the intentions of giving it back under certain stipulations. What should I ask for?

    Nothing serious like money, folks... This is just for fun, and I know the family pretty well.

    Also, I'm open to any other suggestions in addition to flag kidnapping.

    Turn it upside down (symbol of distress), then liberally apply superglue to both the flag and the post to prevent it being removed. Spray paint 3-2 on the flag in Brown paint for additional points. If you decide to go with the ransom, go for something small, a Browns keychain or something, just making him purchase it and explain at the store should make his eye twitch a bit. 😉

  • DumAssWhiteGuyD DumAssWhiteGuy wrote on last edited by
    #13

    You could replace it with a Rainbow flag then put the Steelers flag back up at half mast, upside down.

  • S Sez.EJ wrote on last edited by
    #14

    call the cops on him for offensive propaganda..

  • S Sez.EJ wrote on last edited by
    #15

    use it for a diaper for your dog and walk him by the guys house.

  • Replace it with a Browns flag

    B beefjerky wrote on last edited by
    #16

    @atenears said:

    Replace it with a Browns flag

    +1

    this seems about the only "reasonable" thing you can do here.

  • Y yourdaddyaskyermom wrote on last edited by
    #17

    Wait until after the asskickery the Steelers unleash on that scoring powerhouse of a dysfunctional team you've got, then quietly ask him where you can get one?

    Pops

  • TheClevelandSoundT TheClevelandSound wrote on last edited by
    #18

    wear it as a toga and mow your lawn.

  • BUNSofSTEEL08B BUNSofSTEEL08 wrote on last edited by
    #19

    First off WHERE do you live (in general). And I agree New Fan or Old School Steeler guy. If you took mine you had BETTER Be a good friend of mine also. Otherwise you would be a jackazz... But a little Fun is Just taht Fun. Even in relation to the NoFunLeague !!!

  • @atenears said:

    Replace it with a Browns flag

    OMG the ultimate humiliation for a steeler fan to wake up with a browns flag on the pole/porch...hell now that i stop and think...its humiliating as a browns fan to fly the colors! hehehehe 😉

    BUNSofSTEEL08B BUNSofSTEEL08 wrote on last edited by
    #20

    @gips said:

    OMG the ultimate humiliation for a steeler fan to wake up with a browns flag on the pole/porch...hell now that i stop and think...its humiliating as a browns fan to fly the colors! hehehehe 😉

    Agreed ...I Would be Horrified !!! My Flag goes in my Window INSIDE . Though there are tons of Brother Steeler Fans in the Youngstown - Warren Area.

  • T Tobalaz wrote on last edited by
    #21

    1. remove the flag

    2. replace with browns flag (best suggestion so far)

    3. send Polaroid of the flag with a picture of the day's current news paper (just like in all the old kidnapping movies)

    3. ask for an insane list of demands (piece of Ben's bike, a clean game by Ward, a lock of Troy's hair)

    4. return the flag 2 days later, in the night

    don't do anything too crazy and I'm sure no feelings would be hurt.

  • M mastadave99999 wrote on last edited by
    #22

    Replace the flag with a confederate flag and hang a scarecrow in the yard by a noose....

    Betcha that will scare the Fu#$ outta him!

  • Replace the flag with a confederate flag and hang a scarecrow in the yard by a noose....

    Betcha that will scare the Fu#$ outta him!

    BUNSofSTEEL08B BUNSofSTEEL08 wrote on last edited by
    #23

    @mastadave99999 said:

    Replace the flag with a confederate flag and hang a scarecrow in the yard by a noose....

    Betcha that will scare the Fu#$ outta him!

    DAMN...Now THAT is Stupid !!!

  • hammertimeH hammertime wrote on last edited by
    #24

    Come on Folks, the proper response is to post on craigslist requesting gay,incest loving folks with a knack for beasteality to show up at the house with the Steelers flag.

    Be sure to mention you like surprises.

  • Come on Folks, the proper response is to post on craigslist requesting gay,incest loving folks with a knack for beasteality to show up at the house with the Steelers flag.

    Be sure to mention you like surprises.

    ? AdaM wrote on last edited by
    #25

    @hammertime said:

    Come on Folks, the proper response is to post on craigslist requesting gay,incest loving folks with a knack for beasteality to show up at the house with the Steelers flag.

    Be sure to mention you like surprises.

    Brilliant!

    Post in the "casual encounters" or whatever part of craigslist.... Say there is a big swingers party being hosted there, the fatter and uglier the better.

  • razor1414R razor1414 wrote on last edited by
    #26

    post under mm4m