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So... a neighbor of mine hung up a Steelers flag outside his house yesterday

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  • D DeadWombat

    I'm already preparing a ransom note. I fully intend to steal the ugly thing with the intentions of giving it back under certain stipulations. What should I ask for?

    Nothing serious like money, folks... This is just for fun, and I know the family pretty well.

    Also, I'm open to any other suggestions in addition to flag kidnapping.

    B broncoinskinland wrote on
    #12

    @deadwombat said:

    I'm already preparing a ransom note. I fully intend to steal the ugly thing with the intentions of giving it back under certain stipulations. What should I ask for?

    Nothing serious like money, folks... This is just for fun, and I know the family pretty well.

    Also, I'm open to any other suggestions in addition to flag kidnapping.

    Turn it upside down (symbol of distress), then liberally apply superglue to both the flag and the post to prevent it being removed. Spray paint 3-2 on the flag in Brown paint for additional points. If you decide to go with the ransom, go for something small, a Browns keychain or something, just making him purchase it and explain at the store should make his eye twitch a bit. 😉

  • DumAssWhiteGuyD DumAssWhiteGuy wrote on
    #13

    You could replace it with a Rainbow flag then put the Steelers flag back up at half mast, upside down.

    D.A.W.G. or AKA Ignorantly-backsided caucasian
  • S Sez.EJ wrote on
    #14

    call the cops on him for offensive propaganda..

  • S Sez.EJ wrote on
    #15

    use it for a diaper for your dog and walk him by the guys house.

  • ATENEARSA ATENEARS

    Replace it with a Browns flag

    B beefjerky wrote on
    #16

    @atenears said:

    Replace it with a Browns flag

    +1

    this seems about the only "reasonable" thing you can do here.

  • Y yourdaddyaskyermom wrote on
    #17

    Wait until after the asskickery the Steelers unleash on that scoring powerhouse of a dysfunctional team you've got, then quietly ask him where you can get one?

    Pops

    Hope springs eternal
  • TheClevelandSoundT TheClevelandSound wrote on
    #18

    wear it as a toga and mow your lawn.

    Predicted Records:2010: 8-82011: 8-82012: 9-72013: 5-112014: 6-10
  • BUNSofSTEEL08B BUNSofSTEEL08 wrote on
    #19

    First off WHERE do you live (in general). And I agree New Fan or Old School Steeler guy. If you took mine you had BETTER Be a good friend of mine also. Otherwise you would be a jackazz... But a little Fun is Just taht Fun. Even in relation to the NoFunLeague !!!

    Climbing the Stairway...To SEVEN !!
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  • GipsG Gips

    @atenears said:

    Replace it with a Browns flag

    OMG the ultimate humiliation for a steeler fan to wake up with a browns flag on the pole/porch...hell now that i stop and think...its humiliating as a browns fan to fly the colors! hehehehe 😉

    BUNSofSTEEL08B BUNSofSTEEL08 wrote on
    #20

    @gips said:

    OMG the ultimate humiliation for a steeler fan to wake up with a browns flag on the pole/porch...hell now that i stop and think...its humiliating as a browns fan to fly the colors! hehehehe 😉

    Agreed ...I Would be Horrified !!! My Flag goes in my Window INSIDE . Though there are tons of Brother Steeler Fans in the Youngstown - Warren Area.

    Climbing the Stairway...To SEVEN !!
  • T Tobalaz wrote on
    #21

    1. remove the flag

    2. replace with browns flag (best suggestion so far)

    3. send Polaroid of the flag with a picture of the day's current news paper (just like in all the old kidnapping movies)

    3. ask for an insane list of demands (piece of Ben's bike, a clean game by Ward, a lock of Troy's hair)

    4. return the flag 2 days later, in the night

    don't do anything too crazy and I'm sure no feelings would be hurt.

    3 seasons until our new head coach, let's hope they get it right this time.
  • M mastadave99999 wrote on
    #22

    Replace the flag with a confederate flag and hang a scarecrow in the yard by a noose....

    Betcha that will scare the Fu#$ outta him!

    Daaa Browns :grin:[/size]
  • M mastadave99999

    Replace the flag with a confederate flag and hang a scarecrow in the yard by a noose....

    Betcha that will scare the Fu#$ outta him!

    BUNSofSTEEL08B BUNSofSTEEL08 wrote on
    #23

    @mastadave99999 said:

    Replace the flag with a confederate flag and hang a scarecrow in the yard by a noose....

    Betcha that will scare the Fu#$ outta him!

    DAMN...Now THAT is Stupid !!!

    Climbing the Stairway...To SEVEN !!
  • hammertimeH hammertime wrote on
    #24

    Come on Folks, the proper response is to post on craigslist requesting gay,incest loving folks with a knack for beasteality to show up at the house with the Steelers flag.

    Be sure to mention you like surprises.

    guns don't kill kids-pitt bulls do.
  • hammertimeH hammertime

    Come on Folks, the proper response is to post on craigslist requesting gay,incest loving folks with a knack for beasteality to show up at the house with the Steelers flag.

    Be sure to mention you like surprises.

    ? AdaM wrote on
    #25

    @hammertime said:

    Come on Folks, the proper response is to post on craigslist requesting gay,incest loving folks with a knack for beasteality to show up at the house with the Steelers flag.

    Be sure to mention you like surprises.

    Brilliant!

    Post in the "casual encounters" or whatever part of craigslist.... Say there is a big swingers party being hosted there, the fatter and uglier the better.

  • razor1414R razor1414 wrote on
    #26

    post under mm4m

  • G Gafreleets wrote on
    #27

    i would say bow down to it and enjoy looking at a symbol of winning football.

    but that's just my opinion.

    with all i've heard about Big Ben being a rapist and i go to a online sex offender registry and look up cleveland and Pittsburgh and what do i find? cleveland has a CRAP load more sex offenders (and expecially child molesters) than Pittsburgh.......over 4X as many over all. 2055 of them to Pittsburgh's 421. www.familywatchdog.us better never hear one of you date raping, can't get a woman with my tiny peep unless i hold her down, child molesting hypocrits say anything else about Ben.
  • G Gafreleets

    i would say bow down to it and enjoy looking at a symbol of winning football.

    but that's just my opinion.

    ? AdaM wrote on
    #28

    Nafreleets said:

    i would say bow down to it and enjoy looking at a symbol of winning football.

    but that's just my opinion.

    2-3

  • M mastadave99999 wrote on
    #29

    Whatever you do make sure that after you vandalize this piece of squeeler shit...

    Leave a note at the front door saying "with love from the ratbirds"

    Daaa Browns :grin:[/size]
  • W WPB Dawg Fan wrote on
    #30

    This is a little long...but it should be fun.

    1st - take it Saturday night before the Browns/Steelers game

    2nd - replace it with a Browns flag

    3rd - put a small table below where the Browns flag now hangs

    4th - cover the table with the Steelers flag

    5th - put a broken up toy motorcycle....and burned up long wavy wig...a crying baby doll...a bottle of piss colored water....and a couple yellow and black candles....on the table

    6th - write a note outlining the ritual required to turn from the dark path and walk in the true light of Browns Fandom

    7th - put a video camera trained on the entire thing and get ready to win $10k from Funniest Home Videos...or at least get youtube fame

    🥷

  • BrownIndianB BrownIndian wrote on
    #31

    hang a pink bra on top of that flag .... it helps support the Breast Cancer awareness program the NFL is participating on too ...

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