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  • You probably wouldnt make it out of the stadium alive. Why would you want to sabbotage our kick off return? especially with cribbs back there. Atleast do it to the other team, then you'll be the hero instead of the goat

    1st Ezekiel Ansah, DE, BYU 3rd Darius Slay, CB, Mississippi State4th Landry Jones, QB, Oklahoma5th Earl Wolff, S, N.C. State6th Lucas Reed, TE, New Mexico

  • i really want this to happen. please please please do it. You will make my sunday.

    Predicted Records:2010: 8-82011: 8-82012: 9-72013: 5-112014: 6-10

  • Have fun in County. 🙂

  • 1 do it on monday night football.

    2. wear some companies logo.

    3. dress as a woman.......

  • You would get mauled on the field by both teams players then you would be taken to the emergency room to make sure nothing was to badly out of shape or broken and then you would be charged and sent to county jail...😉

    And if you managed to actually snatch the ball from cribbs...you would be literally pummeled taken to the emergency room booked into the hospital with broken bones while being arrested at the same time....

    We have been rebuilding since 1964, Why stop now? GO BROWNS!

  • just stay away from James Harrison!

  • S steel88

    @vaportrail said:

    Run in front of Cribbs while he's trying to field a kickoff, catch the kick, then turn it upfield and try to make it to the dawg pound.

    A) Do you think I would make it?

    😎 What would the penalty be?

    Ok, since I work security at the games I think this would be a great idea, because it gives me a great chance to show off my awesome tackling skills. I really think you should try it. 😆

    Dawgfanforever88 said:

    Ok, since I work security at the games I think this would be a great idea, because it gives me a great chance to show off my awesome tackling skills. I really think you should try it. 😆

    Are you one of the guys in blue?

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  • at least you would not have to worry about being tackled by any of the Browns players.. ba dum-tsh

  • On the bright side, you would earn immediate and imperishable recognition in the annals of Cleveland Browns and NFL history.

    Might just be worth it. We all want to leave a legacy...

  • I don't know if you'd make it, but it would definitely be more entertaining than watching the Browns offense.

  • Hypothetically speaking, how long would the person doing this have to spend in jail. And would this person need to be bailed out before they could leave? If so, how much would said bail cost?

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    Hypothetically speaking, how long would the person doing this have to spend in jail. And would this person need to be bailed out before they could leave? If so, how much would said bail cost?

    @vaportrail said:

    Hypothetically speaking, how long would the person doing this have to spend in jail. And would this person need to be bailed out before they could leave? If so, how much would said bail cost?

    1. Probably not long enough.

    2. Yes, most cities require people to pay bail before leaving jail, unless they're going straight to the courthouse.

    3. No idea.

    4. Fans who run onto the field are Retards, and as much little use as I have for James Harrison, my only regret when he tackled the guy at CBS was that he didn't cleat him when he had him on the ground.

    Dennis

  • VaporTrailV VaporTrail

    Dawgfanforever88 said:

    Ok, since I work security at the games I think this would be a great idea, because it gives me a great chance to show off my awesome tackling skills. I really think you should try it. 😆

    Are you one of the guys in blue?

    @vaportrail said:

    Are you one of the guys in blue?

    yep

    What we're seeing here in 2010 is precisely what happened in NE a decade ago. It worked for them then, and it wiill work for us now. Why? Because it's the only way it's ever worked in pro football. Just ask Paul Brown. Or Vince Lombardi. Or Tom Landry. .02, Clemdawg

  • It's important I know how much bail is before Monday.

  • It would depend on a lot of things, but all tolled it would probably cost you 3-4K and 4-5 weekends community service.....that is assuming you don't have any prior transgressions in the last 10 years...if so, add 1.5k to the fine and about double to the service time.

    If everybody had like minds, we would never learn.
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  • Ray Lewis might come off the bench to tackle you.

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    It would depend on a lot of things, but all tolled it would probably cost you 3-4K and 4-5 weekends community service.....that is assuming you don't have any prior transgressions in the last 10 years...if so, add 1.5k to the fine and about double to the service time.

    @ballpeen said:

    It would depend on a lot of things, but all tolled it would probably cost you 3-4K and 4-5 weekends community service.....that is assuming you don't have any prior transgressions in the last 10 years...is so, add 1.5k to the fine and about double to the service time.

    totally worth it

  • u will get a lot of publicity ... advertisement deals, movies, cameos in desperate housewives ... u will even get to meet the President. I say do it ! 😛

  • Lerner wouldn't prosecute, he's used to that kind of behaviour at his futbol games.

  • Do it man. I'll be cheering for you in the cheap seats

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