What happened to my Hoyer Rap
My name is Hoyer and I'm here to say,
I just don't feel like being benced today
The defense came out Smokin!
They had scored fourteen
Now it was up to me, just ask Pettine
I threw some interceptions and couldn't complete a pass
But is that any reason to kick me in the ass?
Ok, we lost another, but what is all the fuss?
Just because I threw my teammate underneath the Bus?
It was windy on the ball field and they ran the wrong routes
What can you expect? I'm not Dan Fouts!
Next week will be different, you can put that in the vault!
But just in case we lose.....it was not my fault