@vinny-chase said:

200+ yards for sure

And a 158.3 passer rating

@charliec said:

I was going to join in the fun of invading the browns board but then I recalled my good friend Dave. Dave is a browns fan and what I've discovered is that just being a browns fan is soulcrushing. Making fun of Dave throughout the course of the season is much akin to pushing a blind kid in a wheelchair down an up escalator. Sure, at first it's worth a chuckle, but as the trainwreck continues and continues and continues you realize that maybe what you thought would be funny is in fact sad. Sad because while the trip down the escalator brought a moment of levity to yourself, the kid will always be blind and always in a wheelchair.

You poor saps will always be the blind kids in the wheelchair and once a week throughout the season some other team is going to come along and push you down an escalator. Maybe a couple of times you'll be able bring the bastards down with you (you play Detroit, right?) but the truth is you and your squad is a laughing stock.

Good luck with that.

Umm, I would say making fun of Dave is only comparable to pushing a blind kid in a wheelchair down an up escalator, only if said kid was a Retarded midget.

@jadbf said:

How's that change the fact that I was right??

You can't read and comprehend and obviously can't write coherently either?

How you could forget a team your team played in the playoffs is baffling to most intelligent people.

I know it's because you think you are so witty and so funny that you have to get your little jabs out there so quickly so everyone gets the big laugh.

Which was exactly my point. You don't take the time to THINK.

I can see why it wouldn't be hard for you to remember, but his team is in the playoffs damn near every year. Might get a little hazy.

@inspecta said:

What's adorable is these Minny fans are getting all uppity for taking on a washed up QB from their division rival

How the f*ck can you guys look at yourselves in the mirror?

You all need to quit lying to yourselves. Anyone of you that say you wouldn’t take BR deserve to be shot. “Oh no, please! Don’t give me a better quarterback than my team has had in.... FOREVER?”

As hiwaygal corrected me earlier that there are a bunch of pansies in here, I wont make the mistake again.

I guarantee all of you would give your left vagina lip for Big Gay Ben to be your qb.

I don’t get you guys, Favre is better than BOTH of our qb’s. Not to mention if we do happen to have a good season, we can rub it in the Packers face for years to come. Does your jealousy ever wear off?

Oh yea and Viking fans are over here putting all of your panties in bunches, how many Brown turd fans are over there?

Masters said:

Who knew turds could drop turds

I think you just overtook JADBF’s title. Congrats

@jadbf said:

YET....

See how much better I am than you? I already know what your next lame smack talk agenda will be.

Ofcourse it's easy since those are the only highlights of your team. Other than Brett "where's my walker" Favre.

Maybe you can find a good google picture that shows AP all buffed out? Wait, you have that hanging over your bed right?

So, let me get this straight, you knew a Vikings fan was going to bring AP in the picture? I think you win the prize for biggest dumbass here, hands down.

@inspecta said:

Oh boy, more mongoloid Retards are coming out of the woodwork, or did we ban you and "you're" coming back under a different name. I understand you want to hang with the cool kids, but I hate to break it to ya, but you're apart of a non-existent fan base. You'll never see Viking fans listed when the media talks about the best fans in the league. But by all means keep ankle biting lil' fella. Ya never know kiddo, if you hang around here long enough you might get the hang of this "smack talk" thing you've heard so much about but fail miserably at executing....

Yea, you’re fan base is kinda adorable. I mean you guys have won a whopping 6 division titles? Last one ‘89? I’m glad you have found something to hold onto besides that stud’s c*ck you were talking about earlier. But hey, whatever makes you happy, no matter how pathetic and hopeless, is not for me to judge. Now if we even want somewhat of a challenge, we have Detroit to look forward to twice a year, k? I am so jealous that I haven’t found this forum earlier where all the “cool” kids hang out. Man, you’re like the captain of this ship aren’t you? Hope you don’t get picked last next time you go out to play dodge ball at recess, Skippy.

@inspecta said:

In other news, water is wet and the sky is blue.

And taintbar, you still trying to talk smack?

It's like watching a Retard try pickup lines on a model, damn your trying your best and kinda cute, but in the end she's going home with the stud....

So in this scenario you are the model that is going home with the stud? Why are you calling him cute? Is this you coming out of the closet or has that ship sailed long ago?

Damn I guess we don't have to do the smack talking, you can just do it for us.

And I guess home schooling teaches us how to spell "you're". Try again