Get ready Browns Fans
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We started this thread. We're talkin and that's basically all anyone says is that we can't smack talk. I basically said why we are a better team, now let's hear why you think you are.
We started this thread. We're talkin and that's basically all anyone says is that we can't smack talk. I basically said why we are a better team, now let's hear why you think you are.
I wish i could tell ya what the browns are and how good they are going to be but due to an incredibly secretive regime we will all have to wait to find out you can talk all the crap you want about the vikes being a better team but you may walk off after this game looking pretty stupid at 0-1 versus the lowly cleveland browns....
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Okay tell me why.
Okay tell me why.
Because the Browns will score more points than the Vikings.
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uh oh... Looks like somebody used to be a cowboy fan....
I also noticed that..sad, sad indeed
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Hey Sandbar are the Williams techincally still going to have steroids running through their blood come Sunday or will they have pissed it all out by then.
Just wondering what kind of against the rules, genetically enhanced non-humans will be showing up on Sunday against the Browns.
At least the Steelers aren't already amidst steroid alligations before their Superbowl runs even start... this is going to be a whole new type of steroid dripping trophy if you guys win it all this year.
Hey Sandbar are the Williams techincally still going to have steroids running through their blood come Sunday or will they have pissed it all out by then.
Just wondering what kind of against the rules, genetically enhanced non-humans will be showing up on Sunday against the Browns.
At least the Steelers aren't already amidst steroid alligations before their Superbowl runs even start... this is going to be a whole new type of steroid dripping trophy if you guys win it all this year.
They'll be no problem with steroid allegations, the Williams fags have already purchased the whizzinator from a former Viking (Onterrio Smith) to make sure they never have trouble again, it worked once why not again? In an auction the Williams fags took care of business and snatched the crown jewel right before James Harrison's eyes could claim the prize!
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We started this thread. We're talkin and that's basically all anyone says is that we can't smack talk. I basically said why we are a better team, now let's hear why you think you are.
We started this thread. We're talkin and that's basically all anyone says is that we can't smack talk. I basically said why we are a better team, now let's hear why you think you are.
so because you claim something that's clearly on another team's site it automatically makes it yours. clearly you aren't a native american. WE DIDN'T LAND ON PLYMOUTH ROCK, PLYMOUTH ROCK LANDED ON US!
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I was going to join in the fun of invading the browns board but then I recalled my good friend Dave. Dave is a browns fan and what I've discovered is that just being a browns fan is soulcrushing. Making fun of Dave throughout the course of the season is much akin to pushing a blind kid in a wheelchair down an up escalator. Sure, at first it's worth a chuckle, but as the trainwreck continues and continues and continues you realize that maybe what you thought would be funny is in fact sad. Sad because while the trip down the escalator brought a moment of levity to yourself, the kid will always be blind and always in a wheelchair.
You poor saps will always be the blind kids in the wheelchair and once a week throughout the season some other team is going to come along and push you down an escalator. Maybe a couple of times you'll be able bring the bastards down with you (you play Detroit, right?) but the truth is you and your squad is a laughing stock.
Good luck with that.
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I was going to join in the fun of invading the browns board but then I recalled my good friend Dave. Dave is a browns fan and what I've discovered is that just being a browns fan is soulcrushing. Making fun of Dave throughout the course of the season is much akin to pushing a blind kid in a wheelchair down an up escalator. Sure, at first it's worth a chuckle, but as the trainwreck continues and continues and continues you realize that maybe what you thought would be funny is in fact sad. Sad because while the trip down the escalator brought a moment of levity to yourself, the kid will always be blind and always in a wheelchair.
You poor saps will always be the blind kids in the wheelchair and once a week throughout the season some other team is going to come along and push you down an escalator. Maybe a couple of times you'll be able bring the bastards down with you (you play Detroit, right?) but the truth is you and your squad is a laughing stock.
Good luck with that.
I was going to join in the fun of invading the browns board but then I recalled my good friend Dave. Dave is a browns fan and what I've discovered is that just being a browns fan is soulcrushing. Making fun of Dave throughout the course of the season is much akin to pushing a blind kid in a wheelchair down an up escalator. Sure, at first it's worth a chuckle, but as the trainwreck continues and continues and continues you realize that maybe what you thought would be funny is in fact sad. Sad because while the trip down the escalator brought a moment of levity to yourself, the kid will always be blind and always in a wheelchair.
You poor saps will always be the blind kids in the wheelchair and once a week throughout the season some other team is going to come along and push you down an escalator. Maybe a couple of times you'll be able bring the bastards down with you (you play Detroit, right?) but the truth is you and your squad is a laughing stock.
Good luck with that.
Umm, I would say making fun of Dave is only comparable to pushing a blind kid in a wheelchair down an up escalator, only if said kid was a Retarded midget.
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I was going to join in the fun of invading the browns board but then I recalled my good friend Dave. Dave is a browns fan and what I've discovered is that just being a browns fan is soulcrushing. Making fun of Dave throughout the course of the season is much akin to pushing a blind kid in a wheelchair down an up escalator. Sure, at first it's worth a chuckle, but as the trainwreck continues and continues and continues you realize that maybe what you thought would be funny is in fact sad. Sad because while the trip down the escalator brought a moment of levity to yourself, the kid will always be blind and always in a wheelchair.
You poor saps will always be the blind kids in the wheelchair and once a week throughout the season some other team is going to come along and push you down an escalator. Maybe a couple of times you'll be able bring the bastards down with you (you play Detroit, right?) but the truth is you and your squad is a laughing stock.
Good luck with that.
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A Tom Brady moment? First series of the season? Then will they have to totally rely on Old Man River? (note that the Mississippi River flow right outside the Metrobarn) Or, maybe instead of Purple Jesus, it is Old Man River who gets the season/career ending injury. All that drama for nothing. Now, back to Tavaris in the studio.
The sad thing is.... Minn could probably not even play a QB.. just snap shotguns to AP and let him take off each play.... I bet they could go 8-8 just doing that.
AdaM said:
The sad thing is.... Minn could probably not even play a QB.. just snap shotguns to AP and let him take off each play.... I bet they could go 8-8 just doing that.200+ yards for sure
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I was going to join in the fun of invading the browns board but then I recalled my good friend Dave. Dave is a browns fan and what I've discovered is that just being a browns fan is soulcrushing. Making fun of Dave throughout the course of the season is much akin to pushing a blind kid in a wheelchair down an up escalator. Sure, at first it's worth a chuckle, but as the trainwreck continues and continues and continues you realize that maybe what you thought would be funny is in fact sad. Sad because while the trip down the escalator brought a moment of levity to yourself, the kid will always be blind and always in a wheelchair.
You poor saps will always be the blind kids in the wheelchair and once a week throughout the season some other team is going to come along and push you down an escalator. Maybe a couple of times you'll be able bring the bastards down with you (you play Detroit, right?) but the truth is you and your squad is a laughing stock.
Good luck with that.
Umm, I would say making fun of Dave is only comparable to pushing a blind kid in a wheelchair down an up escalator, only if said kid was a Retarded midget.
Umm, I would say making fun of Dave is only comparable to pushing a blind kid in a wheelchair down an up escalator, only if said kid was a Retarded midget.
How could he blow are season if he is twice as good as what we had before him? If we dont win the SB than we wouldnt have without him moron
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AdaM said:
The sad thing is.... Minn could probably not even play a QB.. just snap shotguns to AP and let him take off each play.... I bet they could go 8-8 just doing that.200+ yards for sure
200+ yards for sure
And a 158.3 passer rating
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uh oh... Looks like somebody used to be a cowboy fan....
I am not a huge trash-talker, but I want to get in on this one.
This guy, who goes by the moniker "100% Cheese-Free" is an all-time great NFL fan. The Dallas Star tatoo you see on his arm is one of many NFL logos he has tattooed on his body. There's a story behind it. His real name is Syd Davy. He lives in Winnipeg, Canada and drives over 1,000 miles round-trip to every game. He's been doing the whole "Cheese-Free" thing with the makeup and chain-mail since the 80s. Randy Moss, as a rookie, picked out Davy in the crowd and jumped into his arms following touchdowns beginning his rookie year in '98. Davy and Moss actually became friends off the field and Davy started getting the logos tattooed on his arm of the teams that Moss scored touchdowns against. That's where the Dallas star comes in.
Here's one of Randy and Davy in the Vikings locker room from back in the day.
They've stayed in touch, even though the evil Red McCombs (cheap-ass former owner) shipped Moss to Oakland. Last year, Moss got Davy tickets to a game in New England and jumped into his arms just like he did back in the day in the Metrodome. Davy was all dressed up in his "100% Cheese Free" regalia.
Here's a youtube link to the moment:
The dude is a football fan through and through. I'd be willing to bet most of you wouldn't travel that far to go to Browns games. I know I wouldn't for the Vikes. I'd be willing to bet most of you would love to have the kind of friendship with an NFL star that Davy has with Moss. I know I would. I know for damn sure that many of you "Dawg-pound-ers" look every bid as ridiculous if not moreso than Davy if taken out of "NFL superfan" context.
Don't hate on "100% Cheese-Free." The man is a legend.
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uh oh... Looks like somebody used to be a cowboy fan....
I am not a huge trash-talker, but I want to get in on this one.
This guy, who goes by the moniker "100% Cheese-Free" is an all-time great NFL fan. The Dallas Star tatoo you see on his arm is one of many NFL logos he has tattooed on his body. There's a story behind it. His real name is Syd Davy. He lives in Winnipeg, Canada and drives over 1,000 miles round-trip to every game. He's been doing the whole "Cheese-Free" thing with the makeup and chain-mail since the 80s. Randy Moss, as a rookie, picked out Davy in the crowd and jumped into his arms following touchdowns beginning his rookie year in '98. Davy and Moss actually became friends off the field and Davy started getting the logos tattooed on his arm of the teams that Moss scored touchdowns against. That's where the Dallas star comes in.
Here's one of Randy and Davy in the Vikings locker room from back in the day.
They've stayed in touch, even though the evil Red McCombs (cheap-ass former owner) shipped Moss to Oakland. Last year, Moss got Davy tickets to a game in New England and jumped into his arms just like he did back in the day in the Metrodome. Davy was all dressed up in his "100% Cheese Free" regalia.
Here's a youtube link to the moment:
The dude is a football fan through and through. I'd be willing to bet most of you wouldn't travel that far to go to Browns games. I know I wouldn't for the Vikes. I'd be willing to bet most of you would love to have the kind of friendship with an NFL star that Davy has with Moss. I know I would. I know for damn sure that many of you "Dawg-pound-ers" look every bid as ridiculous if not moreso than Davy if taken out of "NFL superfan" context.
Don't hate on "100% Cheese-Free." The man is a legend.
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A legend at what? Making himself look like an idiot.
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A legend at what? Making himself look like an idiot.
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