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  • AdaM said:

    Either that or when AP goes down with a season ending knee.... I'm just sayin.

    A Tom Brady moment? First series of the season? Then will they have to totally rely on Old Man River? (note that the Mississippi River flow right outside the Metrobarn) Or, maybe instead of Purple Jesus, it is Old Man River who gets the season/career ending injury. All that drama for nothing. Now, back to Tavaris in the studio.

    @the-gipper said:

    A Tom Brady moment? First series of the season? Then will they have to totally rely on Old Man River? (note that the Mississippi River flow right outside the Metrobarn) Or, maybe instead of Purple Jesus, it is Old Man River who gets the season/career ending injury. All that drama for nothing. Now, back to Tavaris in the studio.

    The sad thing is.... Minn could probably not even play a QB.. just snap shotguns to AP and let him take off each play.... I bet they could go 8-8 just doing that.

  • Honestly, I hope that AP does not set any NFL records against the Browns.

    PLEASE, stop the run and give CLE fans some smash mouth football.

  • You want us to bring better smack talk? Let's hear what you guys have to say. You still don't know who your starting quarterback is, you have a running back on the decline, and your defense is pretty mediocre besides Shaun Rogers in the middle who hasn't really been effective against us with Detroit the past seasons.

  • You want us to bring better smack talk? Let's hear what you guys have to say. You still don't know who your starting quarterback is, you have a running back on the decline, and your defense is pretty mediocre besides Shaun Rogers in the middle who hasn't really been effective against us with Detroit the past seasons.

    @skolvikes26 said:

    You want us to bring better smack talk? Let's hear what you guys have to say.

    You came here, which means you bring the smack to us. See the banner at the top? That means this is OUR board, and you came here.

    You basically told us what was wrong with us last season. That's not smack, that's a copy and paste from NFL.com.

    Man Vikings fans are pretty lame. Lions fans brought it harder for a preseason game.

  • We started this thread. We're talkin and that's basically all anyone says is that we can't smack talk. I basically said why we are a better team, now let's hear why you think you are.

  • We started this thread. We're talkin and that's basically all anyone says is that we can't smack talk. I basically said why we are a better team, now let's hear why you think you are.

    @skolvikes26 said:

    We started this thread. We're talkin and that's basically all anyone says is that we can't smack talk. I basically said why we are a better team, now let's hear why you think you are.

    This is our board, dickhead! BROWNS board. not Vikings board, dickweed. What do you don't get? Hmm. Go and jack off to the old fart, Favre.

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  • I'm talkin. But you aren't saying anything back. This is a lame board.

  • I'm talkin. But you aren't saying anything back. This is a lame board.

    @skolvikes26 said:

    I'm talkin. But you aren't saying anything back. This is a lame board.

    Then why are you on here. Go back to your lame Vikings board then.

    PS...Browns win 24-21

  • Okay tell me why.

  • We started this thread. We're talkin and that's basically all anyone says is that we can't smack talk. I basically said why we are a better team, now let's hear why you think you are.

    @skolvikes26 said:

    We started this thread. We're talkin and that's basically all anyone says is that we can't smack talk. I basically said why we are a better team, now let's hear why you think you are.

    I wish i could tell ya what the browns are and how good they are going to be but due to an incredibly secretive regime we will all have to wait to find out you can talk all the crap you want about the vikes being a better team but you may walk off after this game looking pretty stupid at 0-1 versus the lowly cleveland browns....😉

  • Okay tell me why.

    @skolvikes26 said:

    Okay tell me why.

    Because the Browns will score more points than the Vikings.

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    oh my......

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    oh my......

    @blowe said:

    viking_Fan.jpg

    oh my......

    uh oh... Looks like somebody used to be a cowboy fan.... post-90-1252462450_thumb.jpg

  • @blowe said:

    viking_Fan.jpg

    oh my......

    uh oh... Looks like somebody used to be a cowboy fan.... post-90-1252462450_thumb.jpg

    @legacy-fan said:

    uh oh... Looks like somebody used to be a cowboy fan.... post-90-1252462450_thumb.jpg

    I also noticed that..sad, sad indeed

  • Hey Sandbar are the Williams techincally still going to have steroids running through their blood come Sunday or will they have pissed it all out by then.

    Just wondering what kind of against the rules, genetically enhanced non-humans will be showing up on Sunday against the Browns.

    At least the Steelers aren't already amidst steroid alligations before their Superbowl runs even start... this is going to be a whole new type of steroid dripping trophy if you guys win it all this year.

    @dtbh said:

    Hey Sandbar are the Williams techincally still going to have steroids running through their blood come Sunday or will they have pissed it all out by then.

    Just wondering what kind of against the rules, genetically enhanced non-humans will be showing up on Sunday against the Browns.

    At least the Steelers aren't already amidst steroid alligations before their Superbowl runs even start... this is going to be a whole new type of steroid dripping trophy if you guys win it all this year.

    They'll be no problem with steroid allegations, the Williams fags have already purchased the whizzinator from a former Viking (Onterrio Smith) to make sure they never have trouble again, it worked once why not again? In an auction the Williams fags took care of business and snatched the crown jewel right before James Harrison's eyes could claim the prize!

    Whizzinator Auctioned

  • least posters from our division bring some heat.

    this thread's pathetic as far as smack threads go.....

  • We started this thread. We're talkin and that's basically all anyone says is that we can't smack talk. I basically said why we are a better team, now let's hear why you think you are.

    @skolvikes26 said:

    We started this thread. We're talkin and that's basically all anyone says is that we can't smack talk. I basically said why we are a better team, now let's hear why you think you are.

    so because you claim something that's clearly on another team's site it automatically makes it yours. clearly you aren't a native american. WE DIDN'T LAND ON PLYMOUTH ROCK, PLYMOUTH ROCK LANDED ON US!

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    Even this cat can intercept old man Favre

  • I was going to join in the fun of invading the browns board but then I recalled my good friend Dave. Dave is a browns fan and what I've discovered is that just being a browns fan is soulcrushing. Making fun of Dave throughout the course of the season is much akin to pushing a blind kid in a wheelchair down an up escalator. Sure, at first it's worth a chuckle, but as the trainwreck continues and continues and continues you realize that maybe what you thought would be funny is in fact sad. Sad because while the trip down the escalator brought a moment of levity to yourself, the kid will always be blind and always in a wheelchair.

    You poor saps will always be the blind kids in the wheelchair and once a week throughout the season some other team is going to come along and push you down an escalator. Maybe a couple of times you'll be able bring the bastards down with you (you play Detroit, right?) but the truth is you and your squad is a laughing stock.

    Good luck with that.