Reporter: "What do you say you have learned from your experience in Cleveland?" Shurmur: "Oh I don't know. I think that's a question for tomorrow." ...Woops. Seems as if despite your deflective shield you leaked out what is actually going to happen. Reporter: "Are you anxious to see what happens to you here in Cleveland?" Shurmur: "No, because if I'm not back here in CLE I will go and inspire and help another team win in some role. I have kids in college and mouths to feed." ...Yes, Shurmur, probably as a QB coach somewhere at best. 9-22 record on your resume ain't gonna get you another job. The misfortune in all this is that your daughter, which goes to my school in Boston coincidentally, is a pretty hot ginger who will likely hate the Browns after tomorrow. Can't leverage my patronage to the Browns in order to get with her. Dammit.

@horn-of-lake-erie said: I don't care if this guy is second or third string, this guy has no place in the NFL. He single-handedly lost us the Dallas game, and Manning had a hayday with the guy. Outside of the fact that he gets burned every third play, he lacks any physical presence. 5'10, 185? Yeah, I'll see ya at CCC at the beginning of the year... I've been saying this since he stepped on the field. The guy is terrible.

I think you can include Alex Smith on that list, he will be cut because they won't be paying his signing bonus. That is of course if Kaepernick doesn't bomb the rest of the way. That list we could fill some needs from *if some become FAs*. Sean Smith, Derrick Cox, DRC, Michael Johnson (Bengals almost never pay their FA), Daryl Smith. The list of FAs is solid this year, you can't fix everything in the draft.

I will have a dish of Oakland raiders with out noodles please!

It just shows Weeden hasn't found a go-to WR on the team, he might before the season is over. Every game a different WR does good, and then a different WR does terrible as well. No one is consistent.

lol, can't wait for his next "you do realize...?".

1. He sucks H&H's dicks every other day to keep his job. 2. He and Holmgren share the same sports agent. Collusion much? 3. He lacks the ability of probabilistic reasoning (especially with regards to 2 point conversions) 4. He lacks any and all football savvy 5. He lacks any respect for the Browns faithful by showing a will to not lose instead of a will to win 6. Haslam, unlike Lerner, gives two shits about the NFL and subsequently will not deal with long-term shit from either the players or coaching staff 7. Shurmur lacked any head coaching experience in the first place 8. His QB formation savvy has produced the likes of... Colt McCoy, Sam Bradford (who has yet to really show anything and ironically is one of the reasons why the Browns picked him up), and Brandon Weeden (who at no point since preseason has shown any promise whatsoever) 9. He claims in press conferences that he is "excited for next week" after having coached one of the worst coached games in Browns history 10. He has three colleagues (Childress, Holmgren, Jauron) that undeniably could coach better than he can. This guy has an attitude when no one wants it and is an Eric Mangini when everyone wants more. Fuck him.

@horrible said: Fixed it for you. Detroit- America's Mogadishu Guess you've never been to Camden, NJ or Washington, DC (outside the tourist area).

@miktoxic said: so i was thinking of producing a young female country/pop artist with a veer towards confused angry coming of age female angst. i know you are an accomplished musician and after reading some of your more prolific posts i'll ask for some advice. maybe you can write some lyrics? some of what you posted are exactly what we are looking for. check out some of these gems: game winning back breaking metrosexual pussies pampered pussy passes pussy running sissy ass pole smokers quadrapalegic pure shit sounds like sweet success to me. You can title that song: "Living in Gomerville" and make a lot of money. Every dumbass redneck will buy it.

ITHIKA, I wouldn't be surprised. But, nevertheless, we need someone to light a fire under Shurmur's ass, right?