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  • @ghoolie-always-ghoolie said:

    When someone asks you, "why are you a Browns fan?" Please feel free to use these.

    1) Because fuck you

    2) Because suck my dick 

    And my favorite

    3) Because fuck your Mother

    I'm guessing all of our church goers in the house would like to thank Reverend Ghoolie for the nice warm up to mass today. 

    Now a piece of advice before the Bills warn the Browns to give their souls to God because their quitting asses belong to Buffalo for 60 minutes.  That 60 minutes doesn't sound long until we watch the sum of overpaid knuckleheads refusing to join the efforts of Nick Chubb and a few others for a period of 3 hours.  I used to joke I'm so slow it takes me 3 hours to watch 60 Minutes.  The sad thing is that would make me the smartest guy in our secondary.  Our 2 FO guys are from Harvard and they couldn't be more Legally Blind if they tried.  Doesn't matter though; Haslam Jimmy has that same trust in them that Julius Caesar had in Brutus and Cassius.  Since it's the Sunday before Thanksgiving, I'm holding out hope that Jesus takes the wheel from Legally Blind today and the players suddenly play like their are saving their alleged DREAM careers.  That said, I probably have a better chance at winning the next lottery.

    One of your recent posts said you were going on a cruise; so let's be serious and stay off Sirius today.  Why cram needles in your eyes or knives in your ears for 3 hours thinking you're gonna get anything better than a very brief tease this team wants to win?  Quitters quit and winners win!  Enjoy the time with your wife in the tropics today. You don't even have to thank me later for the free advice.  

  • @ghoolie-always-ghoolie said:

    Absolutely, dead on. Altar boy at Holy Trinity, 

    Epic stuff!  This could be a very good sitcom.  Eddie Haskell would have been boring compared to you.

    Let me see if I can summarize the younger, kinder, gentler Ghoolie.  In between Sundays, he needed to make sure he committed enough sins to go to confession.  That being the case, he gently took 1 lunchbox a day from another kid at the bus stop while politely rotating different kids on different days.  Just so other kids didn't feel left out, he took lunch money from the richer kids to make the less fortunate feel more fortunate.  If anyone wore any Pittsburgh Steeler stuff, he made sure they were the first ones to hear "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS YOU FOCKTARDS!"   For what it's worth, I just learned that 2 years ago and I'm still having trouble getting over it. 

  • Seems like I just okayed a handful of new membership requests. Anybody?

  • Seems like I just okayed a handful of new membership requests. Anybody?

    @westside-steve said:

    Seems like I just okayed a handful of new membership requests. Anybody?

    We could use a few new  The Browns Board  members,  that's the lifeblood of any Board or Forum.

    And of course it's up to TBB Staff  to encourage and monitor the growth and health of the board.

    Now it would also help if our Cleveland Browns could put a good team on the field to keep things moving along.

    GO BROWNS  !

  • @ghoolie-always-ghoolie said:

    Absolutely, dead on. Altar boy at Holy Trinity, 

    Epic stuff!  This could be a very good sitcom.  Eddie Haskell would have been boring compared to you.

    Let me see if I can summarize the younger, kinder, gentler Ghoolie.  In between Sundays, he needed to make sure he committed enough sins to go to confession.  That being the case, he gently took 1 lunchbox a day from another kid at the bus stop while politely rotating different kids on different days.  Just so other kids didn't feel left out, he took lunch money from the richer kids to make the less fortunate feel more fortunate.  If anyone wore any Pittsburgh Steeler stuff, he made sure they were the first ones to hear "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS YOU FOCKTARDS!"   For what it's worth, I just learned that 2 years ago and I'm still having trouble getting over it. 

    @flugel said:

    Epic stuff!  This could be a very good sitcom.  Eddie Haskell would have been boring compared to you.

    Let me see if I can summarize the younger, kinder, gentler Ghoolie.  In between Sundays, he needed to make sure he committed enough sins to go to confession.  That being the case, he gently took 1 lunchbox a day from another kid at the bus stop while politely rotating different kids on different days.  Just so other kids didn't feel left out, he took lunch money from the richer kids to make the less fortunate feel more fortunate.  If anyone wore any Pittsburgh Steeler stuff, he made sure they were the first ones to hear "THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS SANTA CLAUS YOU FOCKTARDS!"   For what it's worth, I just learned that 2 years ago and I'm still having trouble getting over it. 

    You are right Flugs this is some epic stuff between heaven and earth alright.   And a very ahhhh interesting sitcom indeed.  Those were some very memorable days for those of us that were there for the late 50s and into the mid and late 60s when the new St. Anne's church in Austintown began mass in 1966.   They also went on to have a very fine grades 1-8 school, (1966-2005).   Holy Trinity certainly did grow.   And now with the decline in population and schools in the valley did decline to just Holy Trinity and St Anne's churches now. 

    During the growth periods they still had the best pyrogies ever, some good festivals, Rose Lake,  of course BINGO, and other church activities. 

    That indeed would be an interesting American sitcom.

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    Just for you Holy Trinity and St Anne's church historians here the church acquired the Rose Lake property in the 1960s and had the first mass in 1966 in which the parishioners were split a bit for territories.  We had 5 boys 3 Holy Trinity and the youngest 2 were St Anne's which could be confusing.  

    Ironically and before I ever knew my wife she and her parents now went to St Anne's.  When her dad retired from US Steel with 40 years in maintenance he became the janitor and super supreme handyman for 13 years at St Anne's.  I also worked with him my last 6 years at USS as a maintenance foreman with him, an outstanding electrical, foreman.   Yes I knew him BEFORE I ever met his youngest daughter all by coincidence. 

  • Hi guys, we just performed the most recent update to the site. No f****** clue what kind of wonderful new features there are in store for you but I'm sure they are great. Found 11 more member applications and went ahead I green lighted everybody.

    If any of the new guys are reading this post check in and say Hi let us know who you are.

    WSS

  • Hopefully mz the pussy the pussy doesn't return.

  • Me, I have been around a good while now.  Somehow have over 8000 posts.  

    I show up for 4-5 months, then disappear for 6-7months.

  • Me, I have been around a good while now.  Somehow have over 8000 posts.  

    I show up for 4-5 months, then disappear for 6-7months.

    @ballpeen said:

    Me, I have been around a good while now.  Somehow have over 8000 posts.  

    I show up for 4-5 months, then disappear for 6-7months.

    Welcome ball▪︎peen or whomever you are to our wonderful family of friends and neighbors.    😍

  • We've recently welcomed some new members to the Browns Board family.   ?   /  ⚾

    On behalf of the moderators and staff; thank you for joining up.

    How about you start off by telling us a little bit about yourselves where you're from, how you came to be a Browns fan and what prompted you to join this group of maniacs.

    Hope you have a great time and try to be cool.  Go Browns!

    ❤️??

    WSS

    The rules are pretty loose but we don't want any spam advertisements, no actual pornography, no threats of violence and if you have to talk politics confine it to the political forum.

    @westside-steve said:

    We've recently welcomed some new members to the Browns Board family.

    On behalf of the moderators and staff; thank you for joining up.

    How about you start off by telling us a little bit about yourselves where you're from, how you came to be a Browns fan and what prompted you to join this group of maniacs.

    Hope you have a great time and try to be cool.  Go Browns!

    ❤️??

    WSS

    The rules are pretty loose but we don't want any spam advertisements, no actual pornography, no threats of violence and if you have to talk politics confine it to the political forum.

    Yes, welcome to our new and newer members to THE BROWNS BOARD.   Just let us know a little bit about you and and anything else you would like to know about our board. 

    And of course   GO BROWNS  !  ?

  • We've recently welcomed some new members to the Browns Board family.   ?   /  ⚾

    On behalf of the moderators and staff; thank you for joining up.

    How about you start off by telling us a little bit about yourselves where you're from, how you came to be a Browns fan and what prompted you to join this group of maniacs.

    Hope you have a great time and try to be cool.  Go Browns!

    ❤️??

    WSS

    The rules are pretty loose but we don't want any spam advertisements, no actual pornography, no threats of violence and if you have to talk politics confine it to the political forum.

    @westside-steve said:

    We've recently welcomed some new members to the Browns Board family.

    On behalf of the moderators and staff; thank you for joining up.

    How about you start off by telling us a little bit about yourselves where you're from, how you came to be a Browns fan and what prompted you to join this group of maniacs.

    Hope you have a great time and try to be cool.  Go Browns!

    ❤️??

    WSS

    The rules are pretty loose but we don't want any spam advertisements, no actual pornography, no threats of violence and if you have to talk politics confine it to the political forum.

    Yes, welcome to our new and newer members to THE BROWNS BOARD.   Just let us know a little bit about you and and anything else you would like to know about our board. 

    And of course   ?   GO BROWNS  !   ?

  • @westside-steve said:

    We've recently welcomed some new members to the Browns Board family.

    On behalf of the moderators and staff; thank you for joining up.

    How about you start off by telling us a little bit about yourselves where you're from, how you came to be a Browns fan and what prompted you to join this group of maniacs.

    Hope you have a great time and try to be cool.  Go Browns!

    ❤️??

    WSS

    The rules are pretty loose but we don't want any spam advertisements, no actual pornography, no threats of violence and if you have to talk politics confine it to the political forum.

    Yes, welcome to our new and newer members to THE BROWNS BOARD.   Just let us know a little bit about you and and anything else you would like to know about our board. 

    And of course   ?   GO BROWNS  !   ?

    @mjp28 said:

    Yes, welcome to our new and newer members to THE BROWNS BOARD.   Just let us know a little bit about you and and anything else you would like to know about our board. 

    And of course   ?   GO BROWNS  !   ?

    Yeah ^^ this off season soft approach clearly ain't working in 2023 ?

    maybe this calls for the EXTREME approach.. ?  ?  

    only the toughest survive the Browns  ? come on in !

  • Just approved a couple guys named Jax and Henri, If you are reading this check in and say hello, somebody else who is name appears to be american airlines reservations sound a little bit bogus so.....

    WSS 

  • @westside-steve said:

    We've recently welcomed some new members to the Browns Board family.

    On behalf of the moderators and staff; thank you for joining up.

    How about you start off by telling us a little bit about yourselves where you're from, how you came to be a Browns fan and what prompted you to join this group of maniacs.

    Hope you have a great time and try to be cool.  Go Browns!

    ❤️??

    WSS

    The rules are pretty loose but we don't want any spam advertisements, no actual pornography, no threats of violence and if you have to talk politics confine it to the political forum.

    Yes, welcome to our new and newer members to THE BROWNS BOARD.   Just let us know a little bit about you and and anything else you would like to know about our board. 

    And of course   ?   GO BROWNS  !   ?

    @mjp28 said:

    Yes, welcome to our new and newer members to THE BROWNS BOARD.   Just let us know a little bit about you and and anything else you would like to know about our board. 

    And of course   ?   GO BROWNS  !   ?

    Now would be a good time as any to join in The BROWNS BOARD  !

  • Hi, I'm Fate. I applied a while back and waited a few weeks for approval. I assume you did an extensive background check and nobody found the bodies in the trunk.


    Browns fan since birth / for life. Favorite past player -- Eric Metcalf. Favorite current player -- Nick Chubb. Grew up in East Cleveland. Former (un)professional chef and longtime restaurant owner. 


    I love the Browns. 

    I hate the Steelers... much more than the Ravens.


    I love good restaurants, especially classic independents. 

    I hate pretentious restaurants with inflated prices and small portions.  


    I'm cool with everybody... black, white, gay, trans, etc... 

    But... I go by the pronouns "fuck off" and "do I look like a sex change?" And if "they" don't like it, "it" can kiss my ass. ?


    I love craft beer, Tequila and Mezcal, especially Mezcal.

    I hate cheap bourbon.


    I guess that's enough of an intro... You'll learn to either love or hate me in the threads. Thanks for having me. ?
     

  • Hey FATE welcome to  The Browns Board  hope to see you around the Board later.   Check out the BROWNS and the other FORUMS we have here.

    Oh yes ..... your FBI and CIA background checks just came through you fit right in here.   😆

    Eric Metcalf  /  Nick Chubb  -  good references.     ~   GO BROWNS  !

  • Hello Board.

    Brownsfan92 here.  For some of you old timers, I'm the same Brownsfan92 that was on the ESPN boards and then Snoopys board.  Its been a while but look forward to catching up, talking about the Browns and other sports.

  • Hello Board.

    Brownsfan92 here.  For some of you old timers, I'm the same Brownsfan92 that was on the ESPN boards and then Snoopys board.  Its been a while but look forward to catching up, talking about the Browns and other sports.

    @brownsfan92 said:

    Hello Board.

    Brownsfan92 here.  For some of you old timers, I'm the same Brownsfan92 that was on the ESPN boards and then Snoopys board.  Its been a while but look forward to catching up, talking about the Browns and other sports.

    Holy shit, it's been a long time.

    I was on that board too (RedRight88Dawg)

  • @brownsfan92 said:

    Hello Board.

    Brownsfan92 here.  For some of you old timers, I'm the same Brownsfan92 that was on the ESPN boards and then Snoopys board.  Its been a while but look forward to catching up, talking about the Browns and other sports.

    Holy shit, it's been a long time.

    I was on that board too (RedRight88Dawg)

    @dutch-oven said:

    Holy shit, it's been a long time.

    I was on that board too (RedRight88Dawg)

    Hey RedRight,

    I'm pretty sure I went on a hiatus from Snoopys board over some stupid thing and then eventually lost track of it.  I tried searching for it a few times but to no avail.  Luckily mjp emailed recently and here I am.

  • Hello Board.

    Brownsfan92 here.  For some of you old timers, I'm the same Brownsfan92 that was on the ESPN boards and then Snoopys board.  Its been a while but look forward to catching up, talking about the Browns and other sports.

    @brownsfan92 said:

    Hello Board.

    Brownsfan92 here.  For some of you old timers, I'm the same Brownsfan92 that was on the ESPN boards and then Snoopys board.  Its been a while but look forward to catching up, talking about the Browns and other sports.

    Hey BF92 glad to see that you are now an on-board  The BROWNS BOARD  Member.   Hope to see you around a lot more as the 2023 season rolls out.    We also have revived  The TRIBE BOARD   just in time for them for the newly named Cleveland GUARDIANS to win the American League Central last year.

    And the ESPN and later snoops board I've been mjp28 there going way back.  Plus Coyote,  Marvin and a few more are hanging around here.  

    This is a pretty cool board and you should like it here.  Steve is our big cheese ( Westside Steve)  and John ( Zombo )  can help you out with anything along with me or Larry or Woody.   Have fun.

    Catch you later pal and of course  ......

    GO BROWNS !