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Ghoolie Always Ghoolie

@dutch-oven said:

The ol' wife beater is back!

The only wife I beat is yours, and I beat her with my cock.

Dutch Oven

@kvoethe said:

I hit my prop on stalker from anal full a ton.

Living rent-free in your head, am I? ?

PackerNation

Glad I picked Dallas getting 2.5.

From what have I seen, no confidence in this Browns team staging a come back.

Dutch Oven

@ghoolie-always-ghoolie said:

The only wife I beat is yours, and I beat her with my cock.

Your fat ass hasn't gotten hard in years, stop lying.

Mix in a salad.

Axe

This is bad

mjp28

@canton-dawg said:

I certainly wished some of these guys played a few snaps in the preseason.

Hell yes ! Might help .... 3 - 14..

nickers

Put Jameis in... Ddub is ineffective!

Axe

@packernation said:

Glad I picked Dallas getting 2.5.

From what have I seen, no confidence in this Browns team staging a come back.

I got screwed on 3 early games by .5 point each ?

SdBacker80

Aside from the tackles being out…can we state the obvious…not to talk about next year just 30 minutes into the season …but let’s get these guys some work in a preseason game?

Dutch Oven

Our defense is going to be absolutely gassed by the middle of the 3rd.

Are you serious?

A 57 yarder?

tiamat63

That's a hell of a kick.

Axe

41 yds of offense

jiggins7919

41 yards btw.

SdBacker80

Just keep everyone healthy at this point. We clearly aren’t ready for week 1

alporcini

@mjp28 said:

Hell yes ! Might help .... 3 - 14..

At least we have a #1 this year.

Dutch Oven

@tiamat63 said:

That's a hell of a kick.

It's early in the season, but still, Browns Stadium isn't known for being the easiest place to kick long field goals.

Dallas looks good on all three phases.

Dutch Oven

@alporcini said:

At least we have a #1 this year.

And a 3rd, and a 4th.

Dutch Oven

@jiggins7919 said:

41 yards btw.

Can't run block, can't pass block.

Gonna be a long day unless some miraculous halftime adjustments are made.

mjp28

@canton-dawg said:

Right now, I would be Happy with a first down.

SO TRUE !

Meanwhile the last time i looked LAD 2 CLE 0 bottom 6th ... In the rubber match. 103° at gametime.

A beautiful fall day here in BOARDMAN, OH, 67° now .... so nice. 35% humidity. 11 mph wind.

..... now back to football, OH-NO. an. INT. The # 1 D under fire.

Dutch Oven

Oh, and we keep having penalties at the worst possible time.