Losing Confidence in this FO at Warped Speed
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Back when I played football coaches could legally shoot a player who wasn't performing to their standards
We would have to run this massive hill in Ravenna with a small baby hippo strapped on our backs in the summer heat. Ravenna sits in this weird climate area where they can regularly see 120 degree days.
Anyways one day we ran a marathon to "warm up" prior to practice (yes, 26.2 miles. We ran from Ravenna to Brimfield and back) the coaches lined us up at the bottom of the hill, strapped the baby hippos onto our backs and made us run up the hill over and over. You have no idea how warm baby hippo pee is on your back, gents.
Well, someone had to finish last. Poor Tommy Robbins huffed and puffed his way back to the rest of us... the coaches removed the baby hippo from his back, put a blindfold over his eyes, and gave him his first and last cigarette. He took the firing squad like a man.
Oh the good ol' days. I remember Tommy and that 4th grade football team fondly.
Back when I played football coaches could legally shoot a player who wasn't performing to their standards
We would have to run this massive hill in Ravenna with a small baby hippo strapped on our backs in the summer heat. Ravenna sits in this weird climate area where they can regularly see 120 degree days.
Anyways one day we ran a marathon to "warm up" prior to practice (yes, 26.2 miles. We ran from Ravenna to Brimfield and back) the coaches lined us up at the bottom of the hill, strapped the baby hippos onto our backs and made us run up the hill over and over. You have no idea how warm baby hippo pee is on your back, gents.
Well, someone had to finish last. Poor Tommy Robbins huffed and puffed his way back to the rest of us... the coaches removed the baby hippo from his back, put a blindfold over his eyes, and gave him his first and last cigarette. He took the firing squad like a man.
Oh the good ol' days. I remember Tommy and that 4th grade football team fondly.
? Why didn't I see any problems until the 3rd paragraph?
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Back when I played football coaches could legally shoot a player who wasn't performing to their standards
We would have to run this massive hill in Ravenna with a small baby hippo strapped on our backs in the summer heat. Ravenna sits in this weird climate area where they can regularly see 120 degree days.
Anyways one day we ran a marathon to "warm up" prior to practice (yes, 26.2 miles. We ran from Ravenna to Brimfield and back) the coaches lined us up at the bottom of the hill, strapped the baby hippos onto our backs and made us run up the hill over and over. You have no idea how warm baby hippo pee is on your back, gents.
Well, someone had to finish last. Poor Tommy Robbins huffed and puffed his way back to the rest of us... the coaches removed the baby hippo from his back, put a blindfold over his eyes, and gave him his first and last cigarette. He took the firing squad like a man.
Oh the good ol' days. I remember Tommy and that 4th grade football team fondly.
Back when I played football coaches could legally shoot a player who wasn't performing to their standards
We would have to run this massive hill in Ravenna with a small baby hippo strapped on our backs in the summer heat. Ravenna sits in this weird climate area where they can regularly see 120 degree days.
Anyways one day we ran a marathon to "warm up" prior to practice (yes, 26.2 miles. We ran from Ravenna to Brimfield and back) the coaches lined us up at the bottom of the hill, strapped the baby hippos onto our backs and made us run up the hill over and over. You have no idea how warm baby hippo pee is on your back, gents.
Well, someone had to finish last. Poor Tommy Robbins huffed and puffed his way back to the rest of us... the coaches removed the baby hippo from his back, put a blindfold over his eyes, and gave him his first and last cigarette. He took the firing squad like a man.
Oh the good ol' days. I remember Tommy and that 4th grade football team fondly.
Um - Meet the new & improved Consulting Editor of all of Flugel's football testosterone stories moving forward. Dutch replaces the 6% alcohol of Budweiser Platinum in countless frosted mugs; but that doesn't mean the opponents in the stories will have less broken ribs or clavicles...
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Back when I played football coaches could legally shoot a player who wasn't performing to their standards
We would have to run this massive hill in Ravenna with a small baby hippo strapped on our backs in the summer heat. Ravenna sits in this weird climate area where they can regularly see 120 degree days.
Anyways one day we ran a marathon to "warm up" prior to practice (yes, 26.2 miles. We ran from Ravenna to Brimfield and back) the coaches lined us up at the bottom of the hill, strapped the baby hippos onto our backs and made us run up the hill over and over. You have no idea how warm baby hippo pee is on your back, gents.
Well, someone had to finish last. Poor Tommy Robbins huffed and puffed his way back to the rest of us... the coaches removed the baby hippo from his back, put a blindfold over his eyes, and gave him his first and last cigarette. He took the firing squad like a man.
Oh the good ol' days. I remember Tommy and that 4th grade football team fondly.
Um - Meet the new & improved Consulting Editor of all of Flugel's football testosterone stories moving forward. Dutch replaces the 6% alcohol of Budweiser Platinum in countless frosted mugs; but that doesn't mean the opponents in the stories will have less broken ribs or clavicles...
Um - Meet the new & improved Consulting Editor of all of Flugel's football testosterone stories moving forward. Dutch replaces the 6% alcohol of Budweiser Platinum in countless frosted mugs; but that doesn't mean the opponents in the stories will have less broken ribs or clavicles...
I figured you could go for a good ol' fashioned dose of Dutch smartassiness! ?
All jokes aside, those good ol' days created some tough men.
You can look no further than nickers to see this. He's definitely not an emotional lightweight whose mouth writes checks his ass could never cash. All man there.
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Um - Meet the new & improved Consulting Editor of all of Flugel's football testosterone stories moving forward. Dutch replaces the 6% alcohol of Budweiser Platinum in countless frosted mugs; but that doesn't mean the opponents in the stories will have less broken ribs or clavicles...
I figured you could go for a good ol' fashioned dose of Dutch smartassiness! ?
All jokes aside, those good ol' days created some tough men.
You can look no further than nickers to see this. He's definitely not an emotional lightweight whose mouth writes checks his ass could never cash. All man there.
I figured you could go for a good ol' fashioned dose of Dutch smartassiness! ?
All jokes aside, those good ol' days created some tough men.
You can look no further than nickers to see this. He's definitely not an emotional lightweight whose mouth writes checks his ass could never cash. All man there.
For the part in bold - Nothing like it man!
So you and Nickers won't be watching college football together tomorrow? The kid in me gets a gigantic kick out of message board testosterone stories. You and Nickers have a cyber mallet chemistry in here that's fun to read. Back in the day, some Pittsburgh troll was bragging his 40 time was a 4.9. Atenears (Stan) said something like "Sorry to hear that. We don't run our 40s backward in Ohio."
I welcome the only Defensive Coordinator to earn a Superbowl Ring in New Orleans while understanding Revenge of the Nerds is a sequel. "Come get some!" -
Um - Meet the new & improved Consulting Editor of all of Flugel's football testosterone stories moving forward. Dutch replaces the 6% alcohol of Budweiser Platinum in countless frosted mugs; but that doesn't mean the opponents in the stories will have less broken ribs or clavicles...
I figured you could go for a good ol' fashioned dose of Dutch smartassiness! ?
All jokes aside, those good ol' days created some tough men.
You can look no further than nickers to see this. He's definitely not an emotional lightweight whose mouth writes checks his ass could never cash. All man there.
I figured you could go for a good ol' fashioned dose of Dutch smartassiness! ?
All jokes aside, those good ol' days created some tough men.
I have a mantra I've used for years, "The older I get, the better I was!"? It applies to just about anything.
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I figured you could go for a good ol' fashioned dose of Dutch smartassiness! ?
All jokes aside, those good ol' days created some tough men.
You can look no further than nickers to see this. He's definitely not an emotional lightweight whose mouth writes checks his ass could never cash. All man there.
For the part in bold - Nothing like it man!
So you and Nickers won't be watching college football together tomorrow? The kid in me gets a gigantic kick out of message board testosterone stories. You and Nickers have a cyber mallet chemistry in here that's fun to read. Back in the day, some Pittsburgh troll was bragging his 40 time was a 4.9. Atenears (Stan) said something like "Sorry to hear that. We don't run our 40s backward in Ohio."
For the part in bold - Nothing like it man!
So you and Nickers won't be watching college football together tomorrow? The kid in me gets a gigantic kick out of message board testosterone stories. You and Nickers have a cyber mallet chemistry in here that's fun to read. Back in the day, some Pittsburgh troll was bragging his 40 time was a 4.9. Atenears (Stan) said something like "Sorry to hear that. We don't run our 40s backward in Ohio."
Speaking of Pittsburgh.. I'm actually traveling there this afternoon to see my Nephew (Def End) and the Dayton Flyers play Robert Morris tomorrow at Joe Walton Stadium just outside of Shittspuke... We will be dinning tonight at the Monterey Bay Fish Grotto in Pittspuke.. Oddly enough.. I hate fucking seafood... At least they have Chicken Marsala on the menu... So I will opt for that And a couple of Yuenglings to wash it down.. I just have to tolerate the disgusting smell of seafood... It literally makes me want to barf!
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They wanted Gabriel. They had him as the #2 QB in the draft. They envisioned, worse case scenario, he's the backup QB going forward. Sanders fell to round 5. Probably not finding your starting LT down there. Might as well take a flier on Sanders. We need(ed) a QB in the worst way.
Makes sense on the LT. I want to be wrong about Gabriel, I suppose we will find out soon enough.
Makes sense on the LT. I want to be wrong about Gabriel, I suppose we will find out soon enough.
Maybe as soon as Sunday, at least in part.
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I figured you could go for a good ol' fashioned dose of Dutch smartassiness! ?
All jokes aside, those good ol' days created some tough men.
I have a mantra I've used for years, "The older I get, the better I was!"? It applies to just about anything.
I have a mantra I've used for years, "The older I get, the better I was!"? It applies to just about anything.
Let's put it this way - it got you on Calfox's Ignore List immediately. I appreciate you paving the way for the rest of us.
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I have a mantra I've used for years, "The older I get, the better I was!"? It applies to just about anything.
Let's put it this way - it got you on Calfox's Ignore List immediately. I appreciate you paving the way for the rest of us.
Let's put it this way - it got you on Calfox's Ignore List immediately. I appreciate you paving the way for the rest of us.
TexAg started cal on his path of being the biggest snowflake on this board?
Thank you for your service, TexAg!
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TexAg started cal on his path of being the biggest snowflake on this board?
Thank you for your service, TexAg!
? Aggies makes it happen!
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TexAg started cal on his path of being the biggest snowflake on this board?
Thank you for your service, TexAg!
You mean the stolen valor service one of his minions accused me of? You're welcome.?
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Our FO brought in another bunch of players for a workout on Friday. It seems just about every batch they bring in has a TE or 2. They're definitely not satisfied with what they have beyond Njoku & Fannin.
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Analyst Mac Blank believes Collins was the most underrated Browns signing of the offseason.
“Maliek Collin’s the most underrated signing the #Browns made this year. vs DTs with 50+ rush snaps. 1st in PFF rush grade (91.5). 1st in rush win% (23.5). Tied 6th in hurries (5). The perfect interior pass rusher to pair with Garrett,” Blank noted.
...he's a 10 yr vet. Perfect to have next to Mason Graham.
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Our FO brought in another bunch of players for a workout on Friday. It seems just about every batch they bring in has a TE or 2. They're definitely not satisfied with what they have beyond Njoku & Fannin.
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Analyst Mac Blank believes Collins was the most underrated Browns signing of the offseason.
“Maliek Collin’s the most underrated signing the #Browns made this year. vs DTs with 50+ rush snaps. 1st in PFF rush grade (91.5). 1st in rush win% (23.5). Tied 6th in hurries (5). The perfect interior pass rusher to pair with Garrett,” Blank noted.
...he's a 10 yr vet. Perfect to have next to Mason Graham.
Our FO brought in another bunch of players for a workout on Friday. It seems just about every batch they bring in has a TE or 2. They're definitely not satisfied with what they have beyond Njoku & Fannin.
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Analyst Mac Blank believes Collins was the most underrated Browns signing of the offseason.
“Maliek Collin’s the most underrated signing the #Browns made this year. vs DTs with 50+ rush snaps. 1st in PFF rush grade (91.5). 1st in rush win% (23.5). Tied 6th in hurries (5). The perfect interior pass rusher to pair with Garrett,” Blank noted.
...he's a 10 yr vet. Perfect to have next to Mason Graham.
Could be on the TE comment. OR...maybe they are looking for Njoku's eventual replacement because we plan to trade him before the deadline.
I think Fannin is bound for TE #1 since we probably don't plan on signing Njoku to another contract. I think Whitehurst looked good in his limited reps but no doubt I don't have the full story on the guy. No matter, I think us looking for a TE to add is more about replacing Njoku over replacing Whitehurst.
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