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  • @flugel said:

    Um - Meet the new & improved Consulting Editor of all of Flugel's football testosterone stories moving forward. Dutch replaces the 6% alcohol of Budweiser Platinum in countless frosted mugs; but that doesn't mean the opponents in the stories will have less broken ribs or clavicles...

    I figured you could go for a good ol' fashioned dose of Dutch smartassiness! ?

    All jokes aside, those good ol' days created some tough men. 

    You can look no further than nickers to see this. He's definitely not an emotional lightweight whose mouth writes checks his ass could never cash. All man there. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    I figured you could go for a good ol' fashioned dose of Dutch smartassiness! ?

    All jokes aside, those good ol' days created some tough men. 

    You can look no further than nickers to see this. He's definitely not an emotional lightweight whose mouth writes checks his ass could never cash. All man there. 

    For the part in bold - Nothing like it man!   

    So you and Nickers won't be watching college football together tomorrow?   The kid in me gets a gigantic kick out of message board testosterone stories.  You and Nickers have a cyber mallet chemistry in here that's fun to read. Back in the day, some Pittsburgh troll was bragging his 40 time was a 4.9. Atenears (Stan) said something like "Sorry to hear that. We don't run our 40s backward in Ohio."

  • @flugel said:

    Um - Meet the new & improved Consulting Editor of all of Flugel's football testosterone stories moving forward. Dutch replaces the 6% alcohol of Budweiser Platinum in countless frosted mugs; but that doesn't mean the opponents in the stories will have less broken ribs or clavicles...

    I figured you could go for a good ol' fashioned dose of Dutch smartassiness! ?

    All jokes aside, those good ol' days created some tough men. 

    You can look no further than nickers to see this. He's definitely not an emotional lightweight whose mouth writes checks his ass could never cash. All man there. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    I figured you could go for a good ol' fashioned dose of Dutch smartassiness! ?

    All jokes aside, those good ol' days created some tough men. 

    I have a mantra I've used for years, "The older I get, the better I was!"? It applies to just about anything.

  • @dutch-oven said:

    I figured you could go for a good ol' fashioned dose of Dutch smartassiness! ?

    All jokes aside, those good ol' days created some tough men. 

    You can look no further than nickers to see this. He's definitely not an emotional lightweight whose mouth writes checks his ass could never cash. All man there. 

    For the part in bold - Nothing like it man!   

    So you and Nickers won't be watching college football together tomorrow?   The kid in me gets a gigantic kick out of message board testosterone stories.  You and Nickers have a cyber mallet chemistry in here that's fun to read. Back in the day, some Pittsburgh troll was bragging his 40 time was a 4.9. Atenears (Stan) said something like "Sorry to hear that. We don't run our 40s backward in Ohio."

    @flugel said:

    For the part in bold - Nothing like it man!   

    So you and Nickers won't be watching college football together tomorrow?   The kid in me gets a gigantic kick out of message board testosterone stories.  You and Nickers have a cyber mallet chemistry in here that's fun to read. Back in the day, some Pittsburgh troll was bragging his 40 time was a 4.9. Atenears (Stan) said something like "Sorry to hear that. We don't run our 40s backward in Ohio."

    Speaking of Pittsburgh.. I'm actually traveling there this afternoon to see my Nephew (Def End) and the Dayton Flyers play Robert Morris tomorrow at Joe Walton Stadium just outside of Shittspuke... We will be dinning tonight at the Monterey Bay Fish Grotto in Pittspuke.. Oddly enough.. I hate fucking seafood... At least they have Chicken Marsala on the menu... So I will opt for that And a couple of Yuenglings to wash it down.. I just have to tolerate the disgusting smell of seafood... It literally makes me want to barf!

  • @orion said:

    🙂

    They wanted Gabriel.  They had him as the #2 QB in the draft.  They envisioned, worse case scenario, he's the backup QB going forward.  Sanders fell to round 5.  Probably not finding your starting LT down there.  Might as well take a flier on Sanders.  We need(ed) a QB in the worst way.  

    Makes sense on the LT. I want to be wrong about Gabriel, I suppose we will find out soon enough. 

    @bob806 said:

    Makes sense on the LT. I want to be wrong about Gabriel, I suppose we will find out soon enough. 

    Maybe as soon as Sunday, at least in part.

  • @dutch-oven said:

    I figured you could go for a good ol' fashioned dose of Dutch smartassiness! ?

    All jokes aside, those good ol' days created some tough men. 

    I have a mantra I've used for years, "The older I get, the better I was!"? It applies to just about anything.

    @texasag1969 said:

    I have a mantra I've used for years, "The older I get, the better I was!"? It applies to just about anything.

    Let's put it this way - it got you on Calfox's Ignore List immediately.  I appreciate you paving the way for the rest of us. 

  • @texasag1969 said:

    I have a mantra I've used for years, "The older I get, the better I was!"? It applies to just about anything.

    Let's put it this way - it got you on Calfox's Ignore List immediately.  I appreciate you paving the way for the rest of us. 

    @flugel said:

    Let's put it this way - it got you on Calfox's Ignore List immediately.  I appreciate you paving the way for the rest of us. 

    TexAg started cal on his path of being the biggest snowflake on this board?

    Thank you for your service, TexAg! 

  • @flugel said:

    Let's put it this way - it got you on Calfox's Ignore List immediately.  I appreciate you paving the way for the rest of us. 

    TexAg started cal on his path of being the biggest snowflake on this board?

    Thank you for your service, TexAg! 

    @dutch-oven said:

    TexAg started cal on his path of being the biggest snowflake on this board?

    Thank you for your service, TexAg! 

    ?  Aggies makes it happen!

  • @flugel said:

    Let's put it this way - it got you on Calfox's Ignore List immediately.  I appreciate you paving the way for the rest of us. 

    TexAg started cal on his path of being the biggest snowflake on this board?

    Thank you for your service, TexAg! 

    @dutch-oven said:

    TexAg started cal on his path of being the biggest snowflake on this board?

    Thank you for your service, TexAg! 

    You mean the stolen valor service one of his minions accused me of? You're welcome.?

  • Our FO brought in another bunch of players for a workout on Friday.  It seems just about every batch they bring in has a TE or 2.  They're definitely not satisfied with what they have beyond Njoku & Fannin.

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    Analyst Mac Blank believes Collins was the most underrated Browns signing of the offseason.

    “Maliek Collin’s the most underrated signing the #Browns made this year. vs DTs with 50+ rush snaps. 1st in PFF rush grade (91.5). 1st in rush win% (23.5). Tied 6th in hurries (5). The perfect interior pass rusher to pair with Garrett,” Blank noted.

    ...he's a 10 yr vet.  Perfect to have next to Mason Graham.

  • Our FO brought in another bunch of players for a workout on Friday.  It seems just about every batch they bring in has a TE or 2.  They're definitely not satisfied with what they have beyond Njoku & Fannin.

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    Analyst Mac Blank believes Collins was the most underrated Browns signing of the offseason.

    “Maliek Collin’s the most underrated signing the #Browns made this year. vs DTs with 50+ rush snaps. 1st in PFF rush grade (91.5). 1st in rush win% (23.5). Tied 6th in hurries (5). The perfect interior pass rusher to pair with Garrett,” Blank noted.

    ...he's a 10 yr vet.  Perfect to have next to Mason Graham.

    @orion said:

    Our FO brought in another bunch of players for a workout on Friday.  It seems just about every batch they bring in has a TE or 2.  They're definitely not satisfied with what they have beyond Njoku & Fannin.

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    Analyst Mac Blank believes Collins was the most underrated Browns signing of the offseason.

    “Maliek Collin’s the most underrated signing the #Browns made this year. vs DTs with 50+ rush snaps. 1st in PFF rush grade (91.5). 1st in rush win% (23.5). Tied 6th in hurries (5). The perfect interior pass rusher to pair with Garrett,” Blank noted.

    ...he's a 10 yr vet.  Perfect to have next to Mason Graham.

    Could be on the TE comment.  OR...maybe they are looking for Njoku's eventual replacement because we plan to trade him before the deadline.

    I think Fannin is bound for TE #1 since we probably don't plan on signing Njoku to another contract.  I think Whitehurst looked good in his limited reps but no doubt I don't have the full story on the guy.  No matter, I think us looking for a TE to add is more about replacing Njoku over replacing Whitehurst.