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  • jparsh said:

    A lot of talk over the internet. You feel real safe down in your florida trailer park. And I never wanted to leave, no true Clevelander ever wants to leave. They love it here. So you're not a Browns fan, you're not a Clevelander. And my girl don't like fat guys, sorry. But I'm sure your cousin in the double wide next to yours is all you need. She's a real tiger in the sack I bet.

    No true Clevelander wants to leave?

    You mean Mama's Boys have to stay?

    @horse-balls said:

    No true Clevelander wants to leave?

    You mean Mama's Boys have to stay?

    What city you from? Lets hear it. I know it's not Cleveland so where is it?

  • @horse-balls said:

    LMAO, Zombo's killing this guy! Dudes probably got a pimple for his dick and goes down to the Y just to wash the black guys jocks for them. It was nice of his mommy to get him a card at the Y though, LOL.

    He's "killing" me? LOL I see what the nerd convention on the message boards consider killing. So tell me, what city do you live in? Sioux falls?

    jparsh said:

    He's "killing" me? LOL I see what the nerd convention on the message boards consider killing. So tell me, what city do you live in? Sioux falls?

    Raised in Cleveland, live in New York. When my Mama saw I could get out of the twelfth grade on my own she knew I was man enough to go out on my own. What's your excuse? Do you pay rent to your Mom or just work it off by running the front desk at her beauty salon?

  • @horse-balls said:

    No true Clevelander wants to leave?

    You mean Mama's Boys have to stay?

    What city you from? Lets hear it. I know it's not Cleveland so where is it?

    jparsh said:

    What city you from? Lets hear it. I know it's not Cleveland so where is it?

    Cleveland, Motherfucker. I went to Mentor. Love Cleveland. But I got a real job and they sent me to New York. Luckily I had a mom that let me cross the street by myself, so I handled it ok.

  • jparsh said:

    He's "killing" me? LOL I see what the nerd convention on the message boards consider killing. So tell me, what city do you live in? Sioux falls?

    Raised in Cleveland, live in New York. When my Mama saw I could get out of the twelfth grade on my own she knew I was man enough to go out on my own. What's your excuse? Do you pay rent to your Mom or just work it off by running the front desk at her beauty salon?

    @horse-balls said:

    Raised in Cleveland, live in New York. When my Mama saw I could get out of the twelfth grade on my own she knew I was man enough to go out on my own. What's your excuse? Do you pay rent to your Mom or just work it off by running the front desk at her beauty salon?

    Beauty Salon? Is that even supposed to be funny???? I don't get fat nerd humor I guess.

  • @horse-balls said:

    Raised in Cleveland, live in New York. When my Mama saw I could get out of the twelfth grade on my own she knew I was man enough to go out on my own. What's your excuse? Do you pay rent to your Mom or just work it off by running the front desk at her beauty salon?

    Beauty Salon? Is that even supposed to be funny???? I don't get fat nerd humor I guess.

    jparsh said:

    Beauty Salon? Is that even supposed to be funny???? I don't get fat nerd humor I guess.

    Oh thats right you're all in shape and shit cause you ball at the Y on detroit. Let you play when they got an odd number and you go home and tell your fiance how your a big man and shit.

  • jparsh said:

    Beauty Salon? Is that even supposed to be funny???? I don't get fat nerd humor I guess.

    Oh thats right you're all in shape and shit cause you ball at the Y on detroit. Let you play when they got an odd number and you go home and tell your fiance how your a big man and shit.

    @horse-balls said:

    Oh thats right you're all in shape and shit cause you ball at the Y on detroit. Let you play when they got an odd number and you go home and tell your fiance how your a big man and shit.

    So you're trying to attack me by saying that I'm a bad basketball player? I'm not totally understanding where you're going with all these insults.

  • @horse-balls said:

    Oh thats right you're all in shape and shit cause you ball at the Y on detroit. Let you play when they got an odd number and you go home and tell your fiance how your a big man and shit.

    So you're trying to attack me by saying that I'm a bad basketball player? I'm not totally understanding where you're going with all these insults.

    jparsh said:

    So you're trying to attack me by saying that I'm a bad basketball player? I'm not totally understanding where you're going with all these insults.

    You already know you're a bad basketball player, I'm telling you you're a douchebag.

  • jparsh said:

    So you're trying to attack me by saying that I'm a bad basketball player? I'm not totally understanding where you're going with all these insults.

    You already know you're a bad basketball player, I'm telling you you're a douchebag.

    @horse-balls said:

    You already know you're a bad basketball player, I'm telling you you're a douchebag.

    Oh,ok. It's good to know that zombo is good enough at this internet stuff to have multiple accounts. Good for you/him.

    And what city in NY do you live in? I'm going to be in new york city in a few months. Is this where you live? I bet you're a Staten island kinda guy, you can claim nyc (not that it's a place worth claiming) but you can stay safe in suburbia.

  • @horse-balls said:

    You already know you're a bad basketball player, I'm telling you you're a douchebag.

    Oh,ok. It's good to know that zombo is good enough at this internet stuff to have multiple accounts. Good for you/him.

    And what city in NY do you live in? I'm going to be in new york city in a few months. Is this where you live? I bet you're a Staten island kinda guy, you can claim nyc (not that it's a place worth claiming) but you can stay safe in suburbia.

    jparsh said:

    Oh,ok. It's good to know that zombo is good enough at this internet stuff to have multiple accounts. Good for you/him.

    And what city in NY do you live in? I'm going to be in new york city in a few months. Is this where you live? I bet you're a Staten island kinda guy, you can claim nyc (not that it's a place worth claiming) but you can stay safe in suburbia.

    No, New York's not worth claiming. I'd much rather claim my Mom's basement in Lakewood.

    People grow up and get real jobs in real cities (work in Manhattan, live in Brooklyn) ... that's life ...what's wrong with you anyhow?

  • jparsh said:

    Oh,ok. It's good to know that zombo is good enough at this internet stuff to have multiple accounts. Good for you/him.

    And what city in NY do you live in? I'm going to be in new york city in a few months. Is this where you live? I bet you're a Staten island kinda guy, you can claim nyc (not that it's a place worth claiming) but you can stay safe in suburbia.

    No, New York's not worth claiming. I'd much rather claim my Mom's basement in Lakewood.

    People grow up and get real jobs in real cities (work in Manhattan, live in Brooklyn) ... that's life ...what's wrong with you anyhow?

    @horse-balls said:

    No, New York's not worth claiming. I'd much rather claim my Mom's basement in Lakewood.

    People grow up and get real jobs in real cities (work in Manhattan, live in Brooklyn) ... that's life ...what's wrong with you anyhow?

    His whorish mother never told him that there were other cities in the world, and now the wealth of information is blowing his tiny little mind.

    Coincidentally, not the first tiny little thing he's blown.

  • @horse-balls said:

    No, New York's not worth claiming. I'd much rather claim my Mom's basement in Lakewood.

    People grow up and get real jobs in real cities (work in Manhattan, live in Brooklyn) ... that's life ...what's wrong with you anyhow?

    His whorish mother never told him that there were other cities in the world, and now the wealth of information is blowing his tiny little mind.

    Coincidentally, not the first tiny little thing he's blown.

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    His whorish mother never told him that there were other cities in the world, and now the wealth of information is blowing his tiny little mind.

    Coincidentally, not the first tiny little thing he's blown.

    I've been to just about every state in this country and a few out of this country. Keep trying little buddy.

  • @the-gipper said:

    You are clearly being the dumb one. Look at those players in the HOF. Look at who is named Pro Bowl, look at who is named All Pro. A greater percentage of the players designated as such come from the first round of the draft....and it goes down incrementally from there a you get to players in the lower rounds.

    Yes, you are going to find the exceptions. Yes you will find a Brady in the 6th round....but you will need a first rounder to find a Manning, a Rodgers, a BR, a Flacco, a Ryan, a Newton, a Freeman, a Palmer, a Rivers etc. etc. etc.

    Or you could find guys like Jamarcus russel, Tim couch, ryan leaf, Alex smith, akili smith, etc etc etc

    First round QBs are a gamble

    You can hit or miss and set ur franchise up for success...or set ur franchise back another decade

    @cantonlegend said:

    Or you could find guys like Jamarcus russel, Tim couch, ryan leaf, Alex smith, akili smith, etc etc etc

    First round QBs are a gamble

    You can hit or miss and set ur franchise up for success...or set ur franchise back another decade

    Agreed, but off topic, I still contend couch could have been good, maybe even great if he had had a team. I believe he's still the browns all time leader in completion percentage, and is the only qb in NFL history to throw more than one game winning touchdown with 0:00 on the clock. He got us to the playoffs, which hey, ill take right now. I guess well never know. Rg3 could be good too, but I think hell suffer the same fate without a team around him. I'd rather see us build the damn team.

  • @cantonlegend said:

    Or you could find guys like Jamarcus russel, Tim couch, ryan leaf, Alex smith, akili smith, etc etc etc

    First round QBs are a gamble

    You can hit or miss and set ur franchise up for success...or set ur franchise back another decade

    Agreed, but off topic, I still contend couch could have been good, maybe even great if he had had a team. I believe he's still the browns all time leader in completion percentage, and is the only qb in NFL history to throw more than one game winning touchdown with 0:00 on the clock. He got us to the playoffs, which hey, ill take right now. I guess well never know. Rg3 could be good too, but I think hell suffer the same fate without a team around him. I'd rather see us build the damn team.

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    Agreed, but off topic, I still contend couch could have been good, maybe even great if he had had a team. I believe he's still the browns all time leader in completion percentage, and is the only qb in NFL history to throw more than one game winning touchdown with 0:00 on the clock. He got us to the playoffs, which hey, ill take right now. I guess well never know. Rg3 could be good too, but I think hell suffer the same fate without a team around him. I'd rather see us build the damn team.

    I agree about couch. Would've been nice to have some talent around him but Cleveland is known around the league as the place where QBs go to end their careers whether they are vets or rookies

  • @horse-balls said:

    LMAO, Zombo's killing this guy! Dudes probably got a pimple for his dick and goes down to the Y just to wash the black guys jocks for them. It was nice of his mommy to get him a card at the Y though, LOL.

    He's "killing" me? LOL I see what the nerd convention on the message boards consider killing. So tell me, what city do you live in? Sioux falls?

    jparsh said:

    He's "killing" me? LOL I see what the nerd convention on the message boards consider killing. So tell me, what city do you live in? Sioux falls?

    I don't mean to get into between you and Zombo....because I am sure that you are both quite capable of handling yourselves. I know Zombo is, because if you look to the left under Zombo's avatar you will notice that he is one of the originator's of this board and has almost 11,000 posts on here, whereas I note that you joined in November 2011 and have posted about 120 times.

    All I am saying is that there is a little "respect your elders" aspect to this that you should be mindful of.