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  • @jrb12711 said:

    I think the thing is it wasn't like he said "and there's A.J.'s beautiful girlfriend supporting him besides his mother." Mussberger went on a literal two minute rant that just got creepy. I mean I don't give a shit and was thinking the same thing, but he has to know you can't do that. I mean I get it, it's not like he said "man I'd love to plow that chick and his banging mom". I get a feeling a little apology will come out of it and we'll all forget about it.

    Here's what I heard:

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    "You're looking LIVE at A.J. McCarron's girlfriend, the beautiful Katherine Webb, and Kirk, quite honestly, I'd like to see her chow down a big hunk of Muss Burger. And have you seen the cans on Mom? That outfit does NOT do her justice. There is a picture on the internet, Herbie, where her tits are just literally exploding out of her dress like two big wobbly melons with nowhere to go but straight to Chez Mussburger where they'd get kneaded, sprayed and slapped and not particularly in that order. Can you IMAGINE the beautiful Miss Webb gnawing on my kosher baloney pony until her cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk in an oak grove and then watching her share the snowball with Mom?

    Third and twelve now for the Irish..."

    Zombo said:

    Here's what I heard:

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    "You're looking LIVE at A.J. McCarron's girlfirend, the beautiful Katherine Webb, and Kirk, quite honestly, I'd like to see her chow down a big hunk of Muss Burger. And have you seen the cans on Mom? That outfit does NOT do her justice. There is a picture on the internet, Herbie, where her tits are just literally exploding out of her dress like two big wobbly melons with nowhere to go but straight to Chez Mussburger where they'd get kneaded, sprayed and slapped and not particularly in that order. Can you IMAGINE the beautiful Miss Webb gnawing on my kosher baloney pony until her cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk in an oak grove and then watching her share the snowball with Mom?

    Third and twelve now for the Irish..."

    Very rarely do I actually laugh on posts on here but that was very funny.

    BTW, idk if that "offends" post was to me, but if it was I clearly don't give a shit and I stated that extremely clearly. But we all know how the world goes and the flat chested ugly women of the world are upset about it. Goodness gracious they both look fantastic though.

  • Zombo, that chit was funny! period.

    Personally, she looks like a younger Carmen Electra...pre Dennis Rodman!

  • surprised he took that SEC dick out of his mouth long enough to say anything

  • flaming%20cat.jpgI see that picture and I gotta tell you, she ain't all that hot. She looks like a pissed off, stuck up bitch.

    But, I am going from a single photo.

    I mean, if you want some hot pussy...then try this

  • @jrb12711 said:

    I think the thing is it wasn't like he said "and there's A.J.'s beautiful girlfriend supporting him besides his mother." Mussberger went on a literal two minute rant that just got creepy. I mean I don't give a shit and was thinking the same thing, but he has to know you can't do that. I mean I get it, it's not like he said "man I'd love to plow that chick and his banging mom". I get a feeling a little apology will come out of it and we'll all forget about it.

    Here's what I heard:

    20130107200638.0_standard_352.0.jpg

    "You're looking LIVE at A.J. McCarron's girlfriend, the beautiful Katherine Webb, and Kirk, quite honestly, I'd like to see her chow down a big hunk of Muss Burger. And have you seen the cans on Mom? That outfit does NOT do her justice. There is a picture on the internet, Herbie, where her tits are just literally exploding out of her dress like two big wobbly melons with nowhere to go but straight to Chez Mussburger where they'd get kneaded, sprayed and slapped and not particularly in that order. Can you IMAGINE the beautiful Miss Webb gnawing on my kosher baloney pony until her cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk in an oak grove and then watching her share the snowball with Mom?

    Third and twelve now for the Irish..."

    Zombo said:

    Here's what I heard:

    20130107200638.0_standard_352.0.jpg

    "You're looking LIVE at A.J. McCarron's girlfriend, the beautiful Katherine Webb, and Kirk, quite honestly, I'd like to see her chow down a big hunk of Muss Burger. And have you seen the cans on Mom? That outfit does NOT do her justice. There is a picture on the internet, Herbie, where her tits are just literally exploding out of her dress like two big wobbly melons with nowhere to go but straight to Chez Mussburger where they'd get kneaded, sprayed and slapped and not particularly in that order. Can you IMAGINE the beautiful Miss Webb gnawing on my kosher baloney pony until her cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk in an oak grove and then watching her share the snowball with Mom?

    Third and twelve now for the Irish..."

    it's like when you jump in lake erie at 20 below, your shrooms go uo into your belly.

    it was the opposite of the frantic freak. she knew she was gonna get interviewed but her balls/titties went straight up into her throat (like a dude jumping in lake erie at 20 below). thank god they didn't ask her any questions cuz she woulda sounded like brownsfanforlife with WRRebels dick in his mouth.

  • @mike-h said:

    Dying of laughter. I spit out my water at the wobbly melons part

    Yeah, I may have been enjoying the wobbly melon part a little too much. Here's to the Mom's wobbly melons:

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    aj-mccarron-mom-cleavage.jpg

    Zombo

  • Whatever it says about me as a person, I have absolutely no problem whatsoever with mom's wobbly melons.

  • Well, she definitely likes to put them on display. No complaints from me.

  • i'd look good on either of them.

  • http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/ncaaf-dr-saturday/katherine-webb-didn-t-see-espn-apology-brent-172744400--ncaaf.html

    TLDR: She doesn't care either because what girl doesn't like hearing she's gorgeous and get famous for no reason? she now has 228k followers on Twitter for doing absolutely nothing other than those comments.

  • Well, figure this: ESPN is forcing Musberger to apologize for saying that a young lady is beautiful....which she obviously is.

    But this same network just hired Ray Lewis. An accomplice to a double homicide.

    Shows their priorities.

  • I hate the media, if this were any other game besides the BCS championship no one would care.

    But since it's the BCS championship they swarm on any possible story like a bunch of piranhas.

  • @jrb12711 said:

    I think the thing is it wasn't like he said "and there's A.J.'s beautiful girlfriend supporting him besides his mother." Mussberger went on a literal two minute rant that just got creepy. I mean I don't give a shit and was thinking the same thing, but he has to know you can't do that. I mean I get it, it's not like he said "man I'd love to plow that chick and his banging mom". I get a feeling a little apology will come out of it and we'll all forget about it.

    Here's what I heard:

    20130107200638.0_standard_352.0.jpg

    "You're looking LIVE at A.J. McCarron's girlfriend, the beautiful Katherine Webb, and Kirk, quite honestly, I'd like to see her chow down a big hunk of Muss Burger. And have you seen the cans on Mom? That outfit does NOT do her justice. There is a picture on the internet, Herbie, where her tits are just literally exploding out of her dress like two big wobbly melons with nowhere to go but straight to Chez Mussburger where they'd get kneaded, sprayed and slapped and not particularly in that order. Can you IMAGINE the beautiful Miss Webb gnawing on my kosher baloney pony until her cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk in an oak grove and then watching her share the snowball with Mom?

    Third and twelve now for the Irish..."

    Zombo said:

    Here's what I heard:

    "You're looking LIVE at A.J. McCarron's girlfriend, the beautiful Katherine Webb, and Kirk, quite honestly, I'd like to see her chow down a big hunk of Muss Burger. And have you seen the cans on Mom? That outfit does NOT do her justice. There is a picture on the internet, Herbie, where her tits are just literally exploding out of her dress like two big wobbly melons with nowhere to go but straight to Chez Mussburger where they'd get kneaded, sprayed and slapped and not particularly in that order. Can you IMAGINE the beautiful Miss Webb gnawing on my kosher baloney pony until her cheeks puffed out like a chipmunk in an oak grove and then watching her share the snowball with Mom?

    Third and twelve now for the Irish..."

    I have to say Z, I was having my late night glass of Cabernet, and it damn near got spewed on the computer screen, I was laughing so hard. We way back on AOL we used to have nominations for "Post of the Year" and that one would be in the running. 🙂

  • BCS game Brent Mussberger saying "Nick Saban going to the Cleveland Browns ? I don't think so".

    Then later, "perhaps Alabama's defensive coach might consider the Cleveland Browns job".

    What an ass.

    @kosarfan said:

    BCS game Brent Mussberger saying "Nick Saban going to the Cleveland Browns ? I don't think so".

    Then later, "perhaps Alabama's defensive coach might consider the Cleveland Browns job".

    What an ass.

    He know's Cleelin is where careers go to die...I'd stay away too.