Stupid Things Stupid Conservatives Say
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Why is he "my Obamao"?
Cal, you post the same shit every fucking day. Excuse me if I want to post something a crazy and funny. You won't recognize your own insanity but at least you can recognize someone else's.
FYI Cal you clearly weren't mad in your original post because I was listing something you deemed PFF topic. You didn't like it because it was a conservative doing the crazy talking
Luckily my head isn't so far up one ideology's ass that I can't see crazy on both sides. If someone on the left says something stupid, and I hear it and think its funny, I'll post it too. Though by then it will probably be all over your right wing sites and being made to be some giant scandal or something.
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No, I don't respect Alex Jones. I just posted that. You don't know jackwater. It would help if you took part in any discussions
on serious subjects around here. Speaking of the weather.... this person who complained about the assault weapon
is smarter than you are. That isn't saying much...
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http://www.myfoxny.com/story/22415568/umbrella-mistaken-for-assault-rifle
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Alright. This thread is now the official place for stupid things conservatives say
Keep it crazy shit. Not just something you may disagree with
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''You got to have an enemy to fight. And when you have an enemy to fight, then you can unite the entire world behind you, and you seize power. That was Hitler's plan. His enemy: the Jew. Al Gore's enemy, the U.N.'s enemy: global warming. Then you get the scientists eugenics. You get the scientists global warming. Then you have to discredit the scientists who say, 'That's not right.' And you must silence all dissenting voices. That's what Hitler did.''
Glenn Beck
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''When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining.''
Glenn Beck
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''I'm not a witch...I'm you.''
Delaware GOP Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell
Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind... -
''It sounds funny, but you need to be paying more for your health care.''
Rand Paul
*note* Fuck Rand Paul.
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''I'm not a witch...I'm you.''
Delaware GOP Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell
''I'm not a witch...I'm you.''
Delaware GOP Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell
Lol
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice er...can't get fooled again
-Bushy
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"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
Bushy, LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000
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"You work three jobs? Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that."
Bush to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005
*note* see how awesome things were under Bush?
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Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
Bushy Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
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"This president I think has exposed himself over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture....I'm not saying he doesn't like white people, I'm saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist."
Glenn Beck
*note* yeah except for, you know, his entire family for like his whole life before politics
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"Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history."
Pat Robertson
*note* Really pat robertson? Really?
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"It may be a blessing in disguise. ... Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. Haitians were originally under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal. Ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other."
Pat Robertson, on the earthquake in Haiti that destroyed the capital and killed tens of thousands of people, Jan. 13, 2010
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"We know where they are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat."
Rumsfeld on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction
Well shit, don, that narrows it down.
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Is it even fair to post Pat Roberts and Glenn Beck?
I mean, at least the didn't accidentally say 57 instead of 47
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yeah. I can't wait to post about Obamao referring to his "Muslim faith"
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Is it even fair to post Pat Roberts and Glenn Beck?
I mean, at least the didn't accidentally say 57 instead of 47
Is it even fair to post Pat Roberts and Glenn Beck?
I mean, at least the didn't accidentally say 57 instead of 47
Pat Roberts is the senator from Kansas.
WSS
www.westsidesteve.com www.myspace.com/westsidestevemusic www.cdbaby.com/artist/westsidestevesimmons -
Is it even fair to post Pat Roberts and Glenn Beck?
I mean, at least the didn't accidentally say 57 instead of 47
Pat Roberts is the senator from Kansas.
WSS
Pat Roberts is the senator from Kansas.
WSS
Oops. You know who I meant
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