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Stupid Things Stupid Conservatives Say

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  • ''When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining.''

    Glenn Beck

  • ''I'm not a witch...I'm you.''

    Delaware GOP Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell

  • ''It sounds funny, but you need to be paying more for your health care.''

    Rand Paul

    *note* Fuck Rand Paul.

  • ''I'm not a witch...I'm you.''

    Delaware GOP Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    ''I'm not a witch...I'm you.''

    Delaware GOP Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell

    Lol

  • Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice er...can't get fooled again

    -Bushy

  • "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

    Bushy, LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

  • "You work three jobs? Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that."

    Bush to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

    *note* see how awesome things were under Bush?

  • Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

    Bushy Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

  • "This president I think has exposed himself over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture....I'm not saying he doesn't like white people, I'm saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist."

    Glenn Beck

    *note* yeah except for, you know, his entire family for like his whole life before politics

  • "Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history."

    Pat Robertson

    *note* Really pat robertson? Really?

  • "It may be a blessing in disguise. ... Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. Haitians were originally under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal. Ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other."

    Pat Robertson, on the earthquake in Haiti that destroyed the capital and killed tens of thousands of people, Jan. 13, 2010

  • "We know where they are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat."

    Rumsfeld on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction

    Well shit, don, that narrows it down.

  • Is it even fair to post Pat Roberts and Glenn Beck?

    I mean, at least the didn't accidentally say 57 instead of 47

  • yeah. I can't wait to post about Obamao referring to his "Muslim faith"

  • Is it even fair to post Pat Roberts and Glenn Beck?

    I mean, at least the didn't accidentally say 57 instead of 47

    @mld-woody said:

    Is it even fair to post Pat Roberts and Glenn Beck?

    I mean, at least the didn't accidentally say 57 instead of 47

    Pat Roberts is the senator from Kansas.

    WSS

  • @mld-woody said:

    Is it even fair to post Pat Roberts and Glenn Beck?

    I mean, at least the didn't accidentally say 57 instead of 47

    Pat Roberts is the senator from Kansas.

    WSS

    @westside-steve said:

    Pat Roberts is the senator from Kansas.

    WSS

    Oops. You know who I meant

  • "I know the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully"

    -W.

  • "They misunderestimated me"

    -W

  • Cutting back on foreign aid is one thing. Being reimbursed by nations that we have liberated is another, We should look to Iraq, and Libya, to reimburse us for part of what we have done to liberate these nations.

    Michele Bachmann.

    Can you imagine? Going to Iraq and charging them money for what we did there.

  • Didn't she quit recently?

    Oh Nvm. She just isn't running again.

    Oh hope its to set up for a presidential bid. Her and Palin