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  • No, I don't respect Alex Jones. I just posted that. You don't know jackwater. It would help if you took part in any discussions

    on serious subjects around here. Speaking of the weather.... this person who complained about the assault weapon

    is smarter than you are. That isn't saying much...

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    http://www.myfoxny.com/story/22415568/umbrella-mistaken-for-assault-rifle

  • Alright. This thread is now the official place for stupid things conservatives say

    Keep it crazy shit. Not just something you may disagree with

    Ja.brill Peppers - Cleveland Brown OldBrownsFan, on 02 Jun 2017 - 5:09PM said: "No you are not the work of the devil but you are deceived by the devil." Who's got it better than us? Nooooobody!

  • ''You got to have an enemy to fight. And when you have an enemy to fight, then you can unite the entire world behind you, and you seize power. That was Hitler's plan. His enemy: the Jew. Al Gore's enemy, the U.N.'s enemy: global warming. Then you get the scientists eugenics. You get the scientists global warming. Then you have to discredit the scientists who say, 'That's not right.' And you must silence all dissenting voices. That's what Hitler did.''

    Glenn Beck

    Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...

  • ''When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining.''

    Glenn Beck

    Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...

  • ''I'm not a witch...I'm you.''

    Delaware GOP Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell

    Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...
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  • ''It sounds funny, but you need to be paying more for your health care.''

    Rand Paul

    *note* Fuck Rand Paul.

    Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...
  • T The Cysko Kid

    ''I'm not a witch...I'm you.''

    Delaware GOP Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    ''I'm not a witch...I'm you.''

    Delaware GOP Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell

    Lol

    Ja.brill Peppers - Cleveland Brown OldBrownsFan, on 02 Jun 2017 - 5:09PM said: "No you are not the work of the devil but you are deceived by the devil." Who's got it better than us? Nooooobody!

  • Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice er...can't get fooled again

    -Bushy

    Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...

  • "Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

    Bushy, LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

    Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...

  • "You work three jobs? Uniquely American, isn't it? I mean, that is fantastic that you're doing that."

    Bush to a divorced mother of three, Omaha, Nebraska, Feb. 4, 2005

    *note* see how awesome things were under Bush?

    Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...

  • Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

    Bushy Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

    Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...

  • "This president I think has exposed himself over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture....I'm not saying he doesn't like white people, I'm saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist."

    Glenn Beck

    *note* yeah except for, you know, his entire family for like his whole life before politics

    Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...

  • "Just like what Nazi Germany did to the Jews, so liberal America is now doing to the evangelical Christians. It's no different. It is the same thing. It is happening all over again. It is the Democratic Congress, the liberal-based media and the homosexuals who want to destroy the Christians. Wholesale abuse and discrimination and the worst bigotry directed toward any group in America today. More terrible than anything suffered by any minority in history."

    Pat Robertson

    *note* Really pat robertson? Really?

    Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...

  • "It may be a blessing in disguise. ... Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. Haitians were originally under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal. Ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other."

    Pat Robertson, on the earthquake in Haiti that destroyed the capital and killed tens of thousands of people, Jan. 13, 2010

    Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...

  • "We know where they are. They're in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat."

    Rumsfeld on Iraq's weapons of mass destruction

    Well shit, don, that narrows it down.

    Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...

  • Is it even fair to post Pat Roberts and Glenn Beck?

    I mean, at least the didn't accidentally say 57 instead of 47

    Ja.brill Peppers - Cleveland Brown OldBrownsFan, on 02 Jun 2017 - 5:09PM said: "No you are not the work of the devil but you are deceived by the devil." Who's got it better than us? Nooooobody!
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  • yeah. I can't wait to post about Obamao referring to his "Muslim faith"

  • MLD WoodyM MLD Woody

    Is it even fair to post Pat Roberts and Glenn Beck?

    I mean, at least the didn't accidentally say 57 instead of 47

    @mld-woody said:

    Is it even fair to post Pat Roberts and Glenn Beck?

    I mean, at least the didn't accidentally say 57 instead of 47

    Pat Roberts is the senator from Kansas.

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  • W Westside Steve

    @mld-woody said:

    Is it even fair to post Pat Roberts and Glenn Beck?

    I mean, at least the didn't accidentally say 57 instead of 47

    Pat Roberts is the senator from Kansas.

    WSS

    @westside-steve said:

    Pat Roberts is the senator from Kansas.

    WSS

    Oops. You know who I meant

    Ja.brill Peppers - Cleveland Brown OldBrownsFan, on 02 Jun 2017 - 5:09PM said: "No you are not the work of the devil but you are deceived by the devil." Who's got it better than us? Nooooobody!

  • "I know the human being and the fish can coexist peacefully"

    -W.

    Early man walked away as modern man took control. Their minds weren't all the same and to conquer was their goal. So He built his great empires and he slaughtered his own kind, and he died a confused man and killed himself in his own mind...
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