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Tom Heckert Charged With Dui

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  • hoortaH hoorta

    @kentlife said:

    Hey now...

    Tom Heckert, the Broncos' recently hired director of pro personnel, was arrested in Parker on the night of June 11 and charged with driving under the influence and careless driving, according to the Douglas County Sheriff's Department.

    http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9464607/tom-heckert-denver-broncos-facing-driving-influence-charges

    Thanks for the info. It just continually amazes me these guys can't figure out the NFL offers 24\7 limo pickup service if you're loaded- & guys don't take advantage of it.

    In Heckert's case,assuming he has no prior arrests, the $5,000 or so in lawyer's fees, fines, & 3 days of drunk school is penny ante- but not if the League slaps him with a $100K fine like they did with the Lion's exec.

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    @hoorta said:

    Thanks for the info. It just continually amazes me these guys can't figure out the NFL offers 24\7 limo pickup service if you're loaded- & guys don't take advantage of it.

    In Heckert's case,assuming he has no prior arrests, the $5,000 or so in lawyer's fees, fines, & 3 days of drunk school is penny ante- but not if the League slaps him with a $100K fine like they did with the Lion's exec.

    The thing I don't get is this: I don't like driving as it is. I hate when I wanna go downtown and fight traffic for a half hour just to park. If I knew I had an out to be dropped off AND picked up? It just baffles me.

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      D BoneD D Bone wrote on last edited by
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      Here is a novel idea, when you are the driver, you limit yourself to a single drink at the start of dinner........Period. That is what any grownup, responsible person does, including myself. Nothing like knowing when I'm on the road with my family, that I'm sharing it with selfish, immature and irresponsible people that think only of themselves and no one else.

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      • Shep S
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        Heckert has a reputation that's not gonna be real secret anymore. On OBR, it's well known that he really likes to party and really likes a certain kind of chick, like Tiger.

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          Heckert has a reputation that's not gonna be real secret anymore. On OBR, it's well known that he really likes to party and really likes a certain kind of chick, like Tiger.

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          @shep said:

          Heckert has a reputation that's not gonna be real secret anymore. On OBR, it's well known that he really likes to party and really likes a certain kind of chick, like Tiger.

          Blonde?

          To be fair, what chick ... blonde, brunette or redhead ... could resist this?

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            S Shep wrote on last edited by
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            I think he's into strippers. Guess he was dating one for a while. Yeah, he ain't much to look at so he must be making it rain.

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              Erie DawgE Erie Dawg wrote on last edited by
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              ole tommy had to many beers and occasionally likes to treat himself to a hooker. Sounds like a normal guy to me.

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                chocoC choco wrote on last edited by
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                Hookers are actually cheaper in the end, and you get laid more often.

                So I'm told...lol

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                  @shep said:

                  Heckert has a reputation that's not gonna be real secret anymore. On OBR, it's well known that he really likes to party and really likes a certain kind of chick, like Tiger.

                  Blonde?

                  To be fair, what chick ... blonde, brunette or redhead ... could resist this?

                  tom.heckert.mug.shot.jpg

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                  miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by miktoxic
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                  Zombo said:

                  Blonde?

                  To be fair, what chick ... blonde, brunette or redhead ... could resist this?

                  tom.heckert.mug.shot.jpg

                  gotta love the 'ole mugshot.

                  and yes the camera does put 30 lbs on ya. look at that fred flinstone cranium.

                  i'm surprised they didn't stop him for improper use of using your feet to stop the car.

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                    slowburnS slowburn wrote on last edited by
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                    my man has a head like a water buffalo

                    try driving surrounded by 3 million dumb xxxxxx xxxxx texting or putting on their make-up everyday

                    I picked up a friend at JFK one Saturday back in the 90's

                    Traffic was a trip. Will never forget the Cross Bronx Expressway.

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                      Dude, those eyes look blank as shit. He was fucked up.

                      Nothing "weird" about liking to party and dabble in "bad girls." But it's a tough thing to pull off as a public figure.

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                        slowburnS slowburn wrote on last edited by slowburn
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                        looks like he really knows how to party. Somebody needs to invite him to a Browns Board tailgate jam with our mates from the UK.

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                          DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
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                          He is being prosecuted because he is a white man in an illegal alien state like CO.

                          "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
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                            He is being prosecuted because he is a white man in an illegal alien state like CO.

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                            miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by
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                            @diehardbrownsfan said:

                            He is being prosecuted because he is a white man in an illegal alien state like CO.

                            although i find the comment hilarious, he will be punished not only by the team, the local prosecutors and by the league as not to show a disparity in goodell's new hard line stance on anything that reflects bad on the NFL.

                            nice avatar. how long did it take you to put that up, ten seconds after the verdict? (which i agreed with BTW even though i do tend to lean a little left most of the time, but only because that's where the bar is located when bellying up).

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                              DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
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                              Shit man, I love Tequila.

                              "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
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                                slowburnS slowburn wrote on last edited by
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                                nice avatar. how long did it take you to put that up, ten seconds after the verdict? (which i agreed with BTW even though i do tend to lean a little left most of the time, but only because that's where the bar is located when bellying up).

                                are you ever going to grow a set, grunt? so it goes.......

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                                • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan

                                  Shit man, I love Tequila.

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                                  slowburnS slowburn wrote on last edited by
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                                  @diehardbrownsfan said:

                                  Shit man, I love Tequila.

                                  bet you dig on buffalo nutz, too?

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                                    DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
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                                    Bet you love squid nuts, lmao.

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                                      chocoC choco wrote on last edited by
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                                      Ole tommy certainly isnt being charged because he broke the law or anything, in the state where you can buy pot for fun.

                                      Its because those evil liberals who just want his money.

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                                        Bet you love squid nuts, lmao.

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                                        slowburnS slowburn wrote on last edited by
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                                        @diehardbrownsfan said:

                                        Bet you love squid nuts, lmao.

                                        ..lol not on my watch, shipmate

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                                          And the butthurt conservatives prove, once again, that they can turn anything into a political rant.

                                          In other news, Obama is still your President...so your bitching and moaning has done exactly nothing. Grow up, pussies.

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