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Tom Heckert Charged With Dui

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  • ole tommy had to many beers and occasionally likes to treat himself to a hooker. Sounds like a normal guy to me.

  • Hookers are actually cheaper in the end, and you get laid more often.

    So I'm told...lol

  • @shep said:

    Heckert has a reputation that's not gonna be real secret anymore. On OBR, it's well known that he really likes to party and really likes a certain kind of chick, like Tiger.

    Blonde?

    To be fair, what chick ... blonde, brunette or redhead ... could resist this?

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    Zombo said:

    Blonde?

    To be fair, what chick ... blonde, brunette or redhead ... could resist this?

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    gotta love the 'ole mugshot.

    and yes the camera does put 30 lbs on ya. look at that fred flinstone cranium.

    i'm surprised they didn't stop him for improper use of using your feet to stop the car.

  • my man has a head like a water buffalo

    try driving surrounded by 3 million dumb xxxxxx xxxxx texting or putting on their make-up everyday

    I picked up a friend at JFK one Saturday back in the 90's

    Traffic was a trip. Will never forget the Cross Bronx Expressway.

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  • Dude, those eyes look blank as shit. He was fucked up.

    Nothing "weird" about liking to party and dabble in "bad girls." But it's a tough thing to pull off as a public figure.

  • looks like he really knows how to party. Somebody needs to invite him to a Browns Board tailgate jam with our mates from the UK.

  • He is being prosecuted because he is a white man in an illegal alien state like CO.

  • He is being prosecuted because he is a white man in an illegal alien state like CO.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    He is being prosecuted because he is a white man in an illegal alien state like CO.

    although i find the comment hilarious, he will be punished not only by the team, the local prosecutors and by the league as not to show a disparity in goodell's new hard line stance on anything that reflects bad on the NFL.

    nice avatar. how long did it take you to put that up, ten seconds after the verdict? (which i agreed with BTW even though i do tend to lean a little left most of the time, but only because that's where the bar is located when bellying up).

  • Shit man, I love Tequila.

  • nice avatar. how long did it take you to put that up, ten seconds after the verdict? (which i agreed with BTW even though i do tend to lean a little left most of the time, but only because that's where the bar is located when bellying up).

    are you ever going to grow a set, grunt? so it goes.......

  • Shit man, I love Tequila.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Shit man, I love Tequila.

    bet you dig on buffalo nutz, too?

  • Bet you love squid nuts, lmao.

  • Ole tommy certainly isnt being charged because he broke the law or anything, in the state where you can buy pot for fun.

    Its because those evil liberals who just want his money.

  • Bet you love squid nuts, lmao.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Bet you love squid nuts, lmao.

    ..lol not on my watch, shipmate

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  • And the butthurt conservatives prove, once again, that they can turn anything into a political rant.

    In other news, Obama is still your President...so your bitching and moaning has done exactly nothing. Grow up, pussies.

  • Did I miss blowhardbrownsfan insinuate that jimmeh is only under investigation because his brother is the republican governor of Tennessee?

  • Ho. Ly. Shit.

    That said, it's on the prosecutors buckling under pressure to charge Zimmerman with any version of murder. Any time there's evidence (lab and eyeball) of a mutual fight, nobody's gonna be found guilty of murder. Manslaughter was the only possibility and the Harvard law dude said that was a stretch.

    It doesn't have anything to do with police racism which is well beyond debate.

  • It's simply a legal issue, all the rest doesn't matter.

    In Florida, Person A can profile Person B, provoke Person B, take the first swing at Person B ... but if at any point person A fears for their life they can use deadly force to defend themselves.

    Whether you think the law is fair or not is one thing ... but the whole case has nothing to do with race, hoodies, homewatch nazis or anything else ... can you conclude without reasonable doubt that he was not defending his life?

    I don't know how the jury could see it any other way, based on the conflicting evidence ... you can't prove he wasn't acting in self defense.

    Zombo

  • It's simply a legal issue, all the rest doesn't matter.

    In Florida, Person A can profile Person B, provoke Person B, take the first swing at Person B ... but if at any point person A fears for their life they can use deadly force to defend themselves.

    Whether you think the law is fair or not is one thing ... but the whole case has nothing to do with race, hoodies, homewatch nazis or anything else ... can you conclude without reasonable doubt that he was not defending his life?

    I don't know how the jury could see it any other way, based on the conflicting evidence ... you can't prove he wasn't acting in self defense.

    Zombo

    Zombo said:

    It's simply a legal issue, all the rest doesn't matter.

    In Florida, Person A can profile Person B, provoke Person B, take the first swing at Person B ... but if at any point person A fears for their life they can use deadly force to defend themselves.

    Whether you think the law is fair or not is one thing ... but the whole case has nothing to do with race, hoodies, homewatch nazis or anything else ... can you conclude without reasonable doubt that he was not defending his life?

    I don't know how the jury could see it any other way, based on the conflicting evidence ... you can't prove he wasn't acting in self defense.

    Zombo

    FYI, Self defense is an affirmative defense, which, last time I looked places the burden of proof on the proponent of that defense.

  • Did I miss blowhardbrownsfan insinuate that jimmeh is only under investigation because his brother is the republican governor of Tennessee?

    @choco said:

    Did I miss blowhardbrownsfan insinuate that jimmeh is only under investigation because his brother is the republican governor of Tennessee?

    Of course he is. Obama out to get him.