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Tom Heckert Charged With Dui

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  • choco chocoC
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    chocoC choco wrote on last edited by
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    Hookers are actually cheaper in the end, and you get laid more often.

    So I'm told...lol

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    • Z Zombo

      @shep said:

      Heckert has a reputation that's not gonna be real secret anymore. On OBR, it's well known that he really likes to party and really likes a certain kind of chick, like Tiger.

      Blonde?

      To be fair, what chick ... blonde, brunette or redhead ... could resist this?

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      miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by miktoxic
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      Zombo said:

      Blonde?

      To be fair, what chick ... blonde, brunette or redhead ... could resist this?

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      gotta love the 'ole mugshot.

      and yes the camera does put 30 lbs on ya. look at that fred flinstone cranium.

      i'm surprised they didn't stop him for improper use of using your feet to stop the car.

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        slowburnS slowburn wrote on last edited by
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        my man has a head like a water buffalo

        try driving surrounded by 3 million dumb xxxxxx xxxxx texting or putting on their make-up everyday

        I picked up a friend at JFK one Saturday back in the 90's

        Traffic was a trip. Will never forget the Cross Bronx Expressway.

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          S Shep wrote on last edited by
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          Dude, those eyes look blank as shit. He was fucked up.

          Nothing "weird" about liking to party and dabble in "bad girls." But it's a tough thing to pull off as a public figure.

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            slowburnS slowburn wrote on last edited by slowburn
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            looks like he really knows how to party. Somebody needs to invite him to a Browns Board tailgate jam with our mates from the UK.

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              DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
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              He is being prosecuted because he is a white man in an illegal alien state like CO.

              "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
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              • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan

                He is being prosecuted because he is a white man in an illegal alien state like CO.

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                miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by
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                @diehardbrownsfan said:

                He is being prosecuted because he is a white man in an illegal alien state like CO.

                although i find the comment hilarious, he will be punished not only by the team, the local prosecutors and by the league as not to show a disparity in goodell's new hard line stance on anything that reflects bad on the NFL.

                nice avatar. how long did it take you to put that up, ten seconds after the verdict? (which i agreed with BTW even though i do tend to lean a little left most of the time, but only because that's where the bar is located when bellying up).

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                  DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
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                  Shit man, I love Tequila.

                  "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
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                    slowburnS slowburn wrote on last edited by
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                    nice avatar. how long did it take you to put that up, ten seconds after the verdict? (which i agreed with BTW even though i do tend to lean a little left most of the time, but only because that's where the bar is located when bellying up).

                    are you ever going to grow a set, grunt? so it goes.......

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                    • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan

                      Shit man, I love Tequila.

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                      slowburnS slowburn wrote on last edited by
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                      @diehardbrownsfan said:

                      Shit man, I love Tequila.

                      bet you dig on buffalo nutz, too?

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                        DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
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                        Bet you love squid nuts, lmao.

                        "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
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                        • choco chocoC
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                          chocoC choco wrote on last edited by
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                          Ole tommy certainly isnt being charged because he broke the law or anything, in the state where you can buy pot for fun.

                          Its because those evil liberals who just want his money.

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                          • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan

                            Bet you love squid nuts, lmao.

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                            slowburnS slowburn wrote on last edited by
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                            @diehardbrownsfan said:

                            Bet you love squid nuts, lmao.

                            ..lol not on my watch, shipmate

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                              Tim Couch Pulls OutT Tim Couch Pulls Out wrote on last edited by
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                              And the butthurt conservatives prove, once again, that they can turn anything into a political rant.

                              In other news, Obama is still your President...so your bitching and moaning has done exactly nothing. Grow up, pussies.

                              I'm awesome, and I fuck dolphins. Ghoolie 12/2/2012: I have absolutely no skills, training or pride
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                                chocoC choco wrote on last edited by
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                                Did I miss blowhardbrownsfan insinuate that jimmeh is only under investigation because his brother is the republican governor of Tennessee?

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                                  S Shep wrote on last edited by
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                                  Ho. Ly. Shit.

                                  That said, it's on the prosecutors buckling under pressure to charge Zimmerman with any version of murder. Any time there's evidence (lab and eyeball) of a mutual fight, nobody's gonna be found guilty of murder. Manslaughter was the only possibility and the Harvard law dude said that was a stretch.

                                  It doesn't have anything to do with police racism which is well beyond debate.

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                                    Z Zombo wrote on last edited by
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                                    It's simply a legal issue, all the rest doesn't matter.

                                    In Florida, Person A can profile Person B, provoke Person B, take the first swing at Person B ... but if at any point person A fears for their life they can use deadly force to defend themselves.

                                    Whether you think the law is fair or not is one thing ... but the whole case has nothing to do with race, hoodies, homewatch nazis or anything else ... can you conclude without reasonable doubt that he was not defending his life?

                                    I don't know how the jury could see it any other way, based on the conflicting evidence ... you can't prove he wasn't acting in self defense.

                                    Zombo

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                                    • Z Zombo

                                      It's simply a legal issue, all the rest doesn't matter.

                                      In Florida, Person A can profile Person B, provoke Person B, take the first swing at Person B ... but if at any point person A fears for their life they can use deadly force to defend themselves.

                                      Whether you think the law is fair or not is one thing ... but the whole case has nothing to do with race, hoodies, homewatch nazis or anything else ... can you conclude without reasonable doubt that he was not defending his life?

                                      I don't know how the jury could see it any other way, based on the conflicting evidence ... you can't prove he wasn't acting in self defense.

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                                      The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by The Gipper
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                                      Zombo said:

                                      It's simply a legal issue, all the rest doesn't matter.

                                      In Florida, Person A can profile Person B, provoke Person B, take the first swing at Person B ... but if at any point person A fears for their life they can use deadly force to defend themselves.

                                      Whether you think the law is fair or not is one thing ... but the whole case has nothing to do with race, hoodies, homewatch nazis or anything else ... can you conclude without reasonable doubt that he was not defending his life?

                                      I don't know how the jury could see it any other way, based on the conflicting evidence ... you can't prove he wasn't acting in self defense.

                                      Zombo

                                      FYI, Self defense is an affirmative defense, which, last time I looked places the burden of proof on the proponent of that defense.

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                                      • chocoC choco

                                        Did I miss blowhardbrownsfan insinuate that jimmeh is only under investigation because his brother is the republican governor of Tennessee?

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                                        DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
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                                        @choco said:

                                        Did I miss blowhardbrownsfan insinuate that jimmeh is only under investigation because his brother is the republican governor of Tennessee?

                                        Of course he is. Obama out to get him.

                                        "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
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                                          @choco said:

                                          Did I miss blowhardbrownsfan insinuate that jimmeh is only under investigation because his brother is the republican governor of Tennessee?

                                          Of course he is. Obama out to get him.

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                                          The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
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                                          @diehardbrownsfan said:

                                          Of course he is. Obama out to get him.

                                          I doubt seriously that Obama cares. But, considering there have been a number of pleas made in this case already, are you truly trying to say that the investigation was groundless? I think not.

                                          Do you think that he should be let off simply because he is a wealthy person and a big donor to the Republicans and his brother is governor?

                                          That would be the ultimate in corruption, wouldn't it?

                                          So, it would be corrupt for the DOJ to NOT do its job, fair to say?

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