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  • @miktoxic said:

    dude i could care less. i made it to a level in my industry that you can only hope to make one day. wasn't built to be a jock and despised most because they were the biggest assholes/bullies in school.

    so have fun being a bouncer and injecting roids into dudes asses on your days off, while i chill in my retirement with no worries.

    if i'm a pussy you could only wish to be a cunt.

    Read: I'm a vagina without a speck of athletic talent and got picked on in high school so bad that now I'm butthurt about anybody who even remotely succeeded in sports. "Jocks" were mean to me so now I post on Internet forums as an asshole to try and regain some form of masculinity and control in my life. I secretly wish I knew how to throw any sort of ball. I was promoted to assistant manager of Sears and have since retired, going out while I was "on top".

    Now I slap it to pictures of men in shoulder pads and wonder what could have been....

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    Read: I'm a vagina without a speck of athletic talent and got picked on in high school so bad that now I'm butthurt about anybody who even remotely succeeded in sports. "Jocks" were mean to me so now I post on Internet forums as an asshole to try and regain some form of masculinity and control in my life. I secretly wish I knew how to throw any sort of ball. I was promoted to assistant manager of Sears and have since retired, going out while I was "on top".

    Now I slap it to pictures of men in shoulder pads and wonder what could have been....

    wow. you are such a dick.

    i never got picked on in school beavis. the jocks loved me. i sold them their drugs. but they did pick on other people and for that i call them assholes.

    too bad you weren't at columbine. you might have a different view on jocks and bullying.

  • I knew I had seen Fisher in another connotation:

  • @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    Read: I'm a vagina without a speck of athletic talent and got picked on in high school so bad that now I'm butthurt about anybody who even remotely succeeded in sports. "Jocks" were mean to me so now I post on Internet forums as an asshole to try and regain some form of masculinity and control in my life. I secretly wish I knew how to throw any sort of ball. I was promoted to assistant manager of Sears and have since retired, going out while I was "on top".

    Now I slap it to pictures of men in shoulder pads and wonder what could have been....

    wow. you are such a dick.

    i never got picked on in school beavis. the jocks loved me. i sold them their drugs. but they did pick on other people and for that i call them assholes.

    too bad you weren't at columbine. you might have a different view on jocks and bullying.

    @miktoxic said:

    wow. you are such a dick.

    i never got picked on in school beavis. the jocks loved me. i sold them their drugs. but they did pick on other people and for that i call them assholes.

    too bad you weren't at columbine. you might have a different view on jocks and bullying.

    Too bad you know nothing about me or the people I associated with in high school and still do associate with.

    You just make rash assumptions because I played sports and lifted weights.

  • The real cheap shot was arsehole fisher making personal comments against Kosar,

    who was just talking football.

    But that gets a pass? I'm thinkin that also calls for an apology.

    @calfoxwc said:

    The real cheap shot was arsehole fisher making personal comments against Kosar,

    who was just talking football.

    But that gets a pass? I'm thinkin that also calls for an apology.

    My thoughts exactly way to take the high road like every other coach in this league. Don't see how Kosar was out of line. Clemens sucks, every fan thinks it. So he stated what everyone already thinks and knows. If I wanted to listen to watered down politically correct homosexual commentary I'll listen to that douchebag Joe Buck.
  • I think Bernie probably had a few at halftime, remember the KNR interview when he was smashed? Like a lot of drunks Kosar sometimes is a ball buster and he is not trying to be malicious but comes off pretty obnoxious. Watch his hands during pre game this Thursday if they're shaking he's sober.

  • I think Bernie probably had a few at halftime, remember the KNR interview when he was smashed? Like a lot of drunks Kosar sometimes is a ball buster and he is not trying to be malicious but comes off pretty obnoxious. Watch his hands during pre game this Thursday if they're shaking he's sober.

    @badnewsbrowns said:

    I think Bernie probably had a few at halftime, remember the KNR interview when he was smashed? Like a lot of drunks Kosar sometimes is a ball buster and he is not trying to be malicious but comes off pretty obnoxious. Watch his hands during pre game this Thursday if they're shaking he's sober.

    Or, like Mohammed Ali, he has traumatic Parkinsons. I noticed the shaking on the pregame, and he has all of the signs of the disease. Obviously, I don't know for sure, but Parkinson's medications can have a strong influence influence on some peoples actions and speech as well.

  • @badnewsbrowns said:

    I think Bernie probably had a few at halftime, remember the KNR interview when he was smashed? Like a lot of drunks Kosar sometimes is a ball buster and he is not trying to be malicious but comes off pretty obnoxious. Watch his hands during pre game this Thursday if they're shaking he's sober.

    Or, like Mohammed Ali, he has traumatic Parkinsons. I noticed the shaking on the pregame, and he has all of the signs of the disease. Obviously, I don't know for sure, but Parkinson's medications can have a strong influence influence on some peoples actions and speech as well.

    @cuwoohio said:

    Or, like Mohammed Ali, he has traumatic Parkinsons. I noticed the shaking on the pregame, and he has all of the signs of the disease. Obviously, I don't know for sure, but Parkinson's medications can have a strong influence influence on some peoples actions and speech as well.

    Or he could just be a stone cold alcoholic, or a combination of the two. In case you haven't heard his interview on WKNR there's no way that I'm buying that his behavior in it was a case of post concussion syndrome or medication side effects. So it kind of hurts his benefit of the doubt rights.

  • @miktoxic said:

    wow. you are such a dick.

    i never got picked on in school beavis. the jocks loved me. i sold them their drugs. but they did pick on other people and for that i call them assholes.

    too bad you weren't at columbine. you might have a different view on jocks and bullying.

    Too bad you know nothing about me or the people I associated with in high school and still do associate with.

    You just make rash assumptions because I played sports and lifted weights.

    @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    Too bad you know nothing about me or the people I associated with in high school and still do associate with.

    You just make rash assumptions because I played sports and lifted weights.

    not at all.

    you just fire bombed a guy for giving his opinion about one of our most revered retired players who should learn to control WTF he says on broadcast TV. i'm not saying jeff fischer is an angel, hell no. he's drafted and stuck up for some of the dirtiest players in history (finnegan), but i think he's earned that right.

    hey, i've got everything kosar memorabilia you can own, but he kinda went over the line talking about the parents of the player and they should be embarrassed.

    just think if one day you do make it, and you've got some slouch drunk calling out you or involving your parents? tell me you wouldn't want to guy gong the motherfucker?

  • @fairhooker11 said:

    is Emporer Ghoolie (formerly known as King Ghoolie lives) vindicated? 😮

    Nah- he wasn't the first person to call Kosar a drunk by a long shot.

    As I told the Emperor- if your daughter turned into a Porn Star, your wife divorced you, and you went bankrupt- just maybe you could develop a drinking problem. Of course Ghoolie blames all that on Kosar being a drunk- I'll let you decide.

    @hoorta said:

    Nah- he wasn't the first person to call Kosar a drunk by a long shot.

    As I told the Emperor- if your daughter turned into a Porn Star, your wife divorced you, and you went bankrupt- just maybe you could develop a drinking problem. Of course Ghoolie blames all that on Kosar being a drunk- I'll let you decide.

    It's the age old problem, what came first, the egg or the chicken?

  • To me it's not about what he said that pisses me off, I think Rams fans have the right to be pissed off because we all would be pissed if an opposing announcer said the same kinds of things about our team.

    It's because it's a national story now and the media gets ahold of it and sensationalizes it and all the PC pussies get on their fake outrage high horses.

    What Bernie said wasn't that horrible, but they demonize him just to push the story.

    And it's all because of Pussystache Fisher.

  • I agree what Bernie said wasn't that horrible, but he still shouldn't have said it on a broadcast by the Browns tv network. If he said it on a radio program after the fact, then fine, but to go off like he did AS the game was going on,on the Browns TV network was wrong.

    You could tell Jim Donovan was REALLY uncomfortable with what was going on, and he has been in the business way longer then Bernie.

  • @cuwoohio said:

    Or, like Mohammed Ali, he has traumatic Parkinsons. I noticed the shaking on the pregame, and he has all of the signs of the disease. Obviously, I don't know for sure, but Parkinson's medications can have a strong influence influence on some peoples actions and speech as well.

    Or he could just be a stone cold alcoholic, or a combination of the two. In case you haven't heard his interview on WKNR there's no way that I'm buying that his behavior in it was a case of post concussion syndrome or medication side effects. So it kind of hurts his benefit of the doubt rights.

    @badnewsbrowns said:

    Or he could just be a stone cold alcoholic, or a combination of the two. In case you haven't heard his interview on WKNR there's no way that I'm buying that his behavior in it was a case of post concussion syndrome or medication side effects. So it kind of hurts his benefit of the doubt rights.

    After listening to the WKNR Interview, I can see what you mean. That's just hard to listen to.

  • Peter King ‏@SI_PeterKing 1m

    I was out of line for my question to Bernie Kosar here Saturday. My fault--no one else's. Will be writing about it @theMMQB Tuesday.

  • To me it's not about what he said that pisses me off, I think Rams fans have the right to be pissed off because we all would be pissed if an opposing announcer said the same kinds of things about our team.

    It's because it's a national story now and the media gets ahold of it and sensationalizes it and all the PC pussies get on their fake outrage high horses.

    What Bernie said wasn't that horrible, but they demonize him just to push the story.

    And it's all because of Pussystache Fisher.

    @badnewsbrowns said:

    To me it's not about what he said that pisses me off, I think Rams fans have the right to be pissed off because we all would be pissed if an opposing announcer said the same kinds of things about our team.

    It's because it's a national story now and the media gets ahold of it and sensationalizes it and all the PC pussies get on their fake outrage high horses.

    What Bernie said wasn't that horrible, but they demonize him just to push the story.

    And it's all because of Pussystache Fisher.

    #PussystacheFisher

    #mustachioedpussy

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  • That pic is great got to tweet that

  • @badnewsbrowns said:

    To me it's not about what he said that pisses me off, I think Rams fans have the right to be pissed off because we all would be pissed if an opposing announcer said the same kinds of things about our team.

    It's because it's a national story now and the media gets ahold of it and sensationalizes it and all the PC pussies get on their fake outrage high horses.

    What Bernie said wasn't that horrible, but they demonize him just to push the story.

    And it's all because of Pussystache Fisher.

    #PussystacheFisher

    #mustachioedpussy

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    Zombo said:

    #PussystacheFisher

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  • Jeff Fisher versus Bernie Kosar:

    As a defensive assistant with Bears:

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    Or maybe it was this game in 1993, when he was the 49ers defensive backfield coach that is still eating at him:

    http://www.pro-football-reference.com/boxscores/199309130cle.htm

  • Bernie Kosar now the #1 trending topic on Yahoo

    Eat a Dick, #MustachioedPussy

  • Bernie carving up Fisher's gay Oilers.

    Zombo