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  • well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!! 🙁

  • well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!! 🙁

    @tampadawgs said:

    well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!! 🙁

    Move now and you won't be screwed. I am sure Zombo can get you connected with an inland real estate dealer. (but then he is screwed too.)

  • Louisiana would be pretty much as fucked as Florida:

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  • Here you go Tampa, your new home:

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  • We've got boats and guns and wave-runners at the house here in Naples. I am cautiously optimistic about this waterworld you speak of. Naples looks to be pretty fucked, but with that, my lifelong dream of becoming a pirate would become plausible. No more having to move to Somalia.

  • I'd like to see all those Section 5 states allowed to secede into their own voter-suppressing, racist, Retard-electrocuting, homophobic cracker hell. I'd miss Austin and some Florida beaches. I'd like all the decent people to escape first.

  • I'd like to see all those Section 5 states allowed to secede into their own voter-suppressing, racist, Retard-electrocuting, homophobic cracker hell. I'd miss Austin and some Florida beaches. I'd like all the decent people to escape first.

    @shep said:

    I'd like to see all those Section 5 states allowed to secede into their own voter-suppressing, racist, Retard-electrocuting, homophobic cracker hell. I'd miss Austin and some Florida beaches. I'd like all the decent people to escape first.

    wow shep
  • @shep said:

    I'd like to see all those Section 5 states allowed to secede into their own voter-suppressing, racist, Retard-electrocuting, homophobic cracker hell. I'd miss Austin and some Florida beaches. I'd like all the decent people to escape first.

    wow shep

    @comeonman said:

    wow shep

    Heh. I was going for a touch of shock value (!). But I kinda stole it from Jon Stewart.

  • well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!! 🙁

    @tampadawgs said:

    well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!! 🙁

    It's not just global warming that's going to do in Florida. Um, FWIW, New York City and Boston are equally screwed in that respect. Law of averages say a Category 5 hurricane hits the US about every 30 years or so. Miami got lucky- Andrew was 50 miles south. You can't but wonder flying into Tampa- seeing the wall to wall Gulf Front development that's occurred over the last 40 years, what the devastation would be when (not if) a big one hits. 1\2 of Tampa & Clearwater will wind up in the Gulf and Tampa Bay.

  • @tampadawgs said:

    well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!! 🙁

    It's not just global warming that's going to do in Florida. Um, FWIW, New York City and Boston are equally screwed in that respect. Law of averages say a Category 5 hurricane hits the US about every 30 years or so. Miami got lucky- Andrew was 50 miles south. You can't but wonder flying into Tampa- seeing the wall to wall Gulf Front development that's occurred over the last 40 years, what the devastation would be when (not if) a big one hits. 1\2 of Tampa & Clearwater will wind up in the Gulf and Tampa Bay.

    @hoorta said:

    It's not just global warming that's going to do in Florida. Um, FWIW, New York City and Boston are equally screwed in that respect. Law of averages say a Category 5 hurricane hits the US about every 30 years or so. Miami got lucky- Andrew was 50 miles south. You can't but wonder flying into Tampa- seeing the wall to wall Gulf Front development that's occurred over the last 40 years, what the devastation would be when (not if) a big one hits. 1\2 of Tampa & Clearwater will wind up in the Gulf and Tampa Bay.

    Well, Hurricanes of that magnitude have hit the Gulf before, and they have just rebuilt. It is when the Cumbre Vieja erupts on La Palma in the Canaries when the East Coast will be devastated by a tsunami probably 10 times the size of the one that hit Japan:

    http://rense.com/general13/tidal.htm

  • @comeonman said:

    wow shep

    Heh. I was going for a touch of shock value (!). But I kinda stole it from Jon Stewart.

    @shep said:

    Heh. I was going for a touch of shock value (!). But I kinda stole it from Jon Stewart.

    Ah, now that does make sense coming from a guy like him
  • When the Browns play like St. Louis or Tennessee we can threaten them with this:

  • Benjamin is going to continue our tradition of great return guys and take one to the house.

  • @tampadawgs said:

    well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!! 🙁

    It's not just global warming that's going to do in Florida. Um, FWIW, New York City and Boston are equally screwed in that respect. Law of averages say a Category 5 hurricane hits the US about every 30 years or so. Miami got lucky- Andrew was 50 miles south. You can't but wonder flying into Tampa- seeing the wall to wall Gulf Front development that's occurred over the last 40 years, what the devastation would be when (not if) a big one hits. 1\2 of Tampa & Clearwater will wind up in the Gulf and Tampa Bay.

    @hoorta said:

    It's not just global warming that's going to do in Florida. Um, FWIW, New York City and Boston are equally screwed in that respect. Law of averages say a Category 5 hurricane hits the US about every 30 years or so. Miami got lucky- Andrew was 50 miles south. You can't but wonder flying into Tampa- seeing the wall to wall Gulf Front development that's occurred over the last 40 years, what the devastation would be when (not if) a big one hits. 1\2 of Tampa & Clearwater will wind up in the Gulf and Tampa Bay.

    i won't care.

    i'll be dead.

  • Dropping in for some non-hostility. It will be a good (and close) game, I feel like enough arguing about who's better has already went down. One of my biggest concerns is definitely Mike Wallace, Haden will make him a nonfactor probably. You guys have a tough D and our offense really needs to step it up here if they want to be considered a good unit. I hope we win... I'll be there rooting for the Phins. I could easily see us losing though, we have an awful record against you lately it feels like. Some of you guys are seriously underestimating our defense though, the corners outside of Grimes will blow but I don't see anyone to hurt us in a game deciding way. Greg Little? lol. It'll be a competitive game nonetheless. Good luck & no injuries to both teams

    Oh, and miktoxic, I don't really know what your problem is, but you really do come off like a little bitch. You act about 11 years old. 😉

  • @shep said:

    Heh. I was going for a touch of shock value (!). But I kinda stole it from Jon Stewart.

    Ah, now that does make sense coming from a guy like him

    @comeonman said:

    Ah, now that does make sense coming from a guy like him

    Yeah, I love him, too. Who doesn't?

  • Haden's biggest struggle is very fast receivers. That's why a (hopefully) more polished Skrine makes sense.

  • Fish 20 Browns 17

    Sorry but until this team shows they can play, I can't believe

  • Wouldn't surprise me if Tan has a encore performance of his 2012 season opening act against the Texans. 4 picks and 4 sacks. The kid is just not that good out of the gate. Doesn't he get many reps in camp? You won't be any better than 6 -10 in 2013. You should count your blessings that you play the Bills and Jets twice a year. With Tan at the helm ,week 7 will find you coming off a bye week with a record of 0- 5. I feel your pain. We've had more than our share of non-hackers at QB

    @slowburn said:

    Wouldn't surprise me if Tan has a encore performance of his 2012 season opening act against the Texans. 4 picks and 4 sacks. The kid is just not that good out of the gate. Doesn't he get many reps in camp? You won't be any better than 6 -10 in 2013. You should count your blessings that you play the Bills and Jets twice a year. With Tan at the helm ,week 7 will find you coming off a bye week with a record of 0- 5. I feel your pain. We've had more than our share of non-hackers at QB

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    First off Howdy 😃

    Secondly if we are going by "First game Stats", Which is lets face it a pretty silly thing to do then you would have to give the edge to Tanny over Weezy. becase as bad as Tanny's stats were in his first game Weezy's were much worse.

    Tannehill:

    COMP: 20

    ATT: 36

    PCT: 55.6

    YRDS: 219

    TDs: 0

    INTs: 3

    Sacks: 2

    RTG: 39.0

    Weezy:

    COMP: 12

    ATT: 35

    PCT: 34.3

    YRDS: 118

    TDs: 0

    INTs: 4

    Sacks: 2

    RTG: 5.1

  • Just read a couple insider things: Browns feel like the Dolphins are vulnerable to edge rush. Wish Mingo could play, but we have some other good pass rushers. Conversely, Browns do think really highly of their receivers and Tannehill's ability to make plays outside of the pocket. Tough to stay with speed when a guy can extend plays.

    Much like Ben and Wallace two years ago.

    Add those two together... and the word "contain" comes to mind.