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  • good thing The Golden Triangle won't be in the drink

  • So what happens to Texas in all of this? Do I need to pack up my kids and run back to Ohio? Much better scenery at least

  • @miktoxic said:

    apology not accepted.

    florida will bot even be a state let alone a beach for alien greek queefs to be walking around like a sandy zeuess within 2 years. it will be over run by torretnial storms and become a docking point between the islands of the south and the mainlands of central U.S.

    the west coat will become a desert with every firestorm with standing and the only place for all of us to live will be the mid central section of the country....those states away from big rivers and tornado alley, hence ohio.

    so while you'll be rooting for the dolphins (to live and pass on their alien knowledge) we'll accept all you crybaby bitches cuz god knows you couldn't tough it out like a guy in 'waterworld').

    I moved to in-land North Carolina, will I be safe in your comic book you're writing?

    @dolfan_cc said:

    I moved to in-land North Carolina, will I be safe in your comic book you're writing?

    This did make me laugh
  • Florida after Global Warming? All three Florida teams will be merged into one and play in Orlando:

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    @the-gipper said:

    Florida after Global Warming? All three Florida teams will be merged into one and play in Orlando:

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    Gators will be chowin down.

  • @the-gipper said:

    Florida after Global Warming? All three Florida teams will be merged into one and play in Orlando:

    1306855384-fl_6meter_sm.gif

    Gators will be chowin down.

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Gators will be chowin down.

    Do Gators eat rotting floating carcasses?

  • So what happens to Texas in all of this? Do I need to pack up my kids and run back to Ohio? Much better scenery at least

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    @comeonman said:

    So what happens to Texas in all of this? Do I need to pack up my kids and run back to Ohio? Much better scenery at least

    It doesn't look like Texas would be as bad.

    Only the blue and red spots sit below about 12 feet above sea level.

    Only Houston looks a little iffy.

  • well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!! 🙁

  • well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!! 🙁

    @tampadawgs said:

    well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!! 🙁

    Move now and you won't be screwed. I am sure Zombo can get you connected with an inland real estate dealer. (but then he is screwed too.)

  • Louisiana would be pretty much as fucked as Florida:

    Louisiana_Sea_Level_Risks.png

  • Here you go Tampa, your new home:

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  • We've got boats and guns and wave-runners at the house here in Naples. I am cautiously optimistic about this waterworld you speak of. Naples looks to be pretty fucked, but with that, my lifelong dream of becoming a pirate would become plausible. No more having to move to Somalia.

  • I'd like to see all those Section 5 states allowed to secede into their own voter-suppressing, racist, Retard-electrocuting, homophobic cracker hell. I'd miss Austin and some Florida beaches. I'd like all the decent people to escape first.

  • I'd like to see all those Section 5 states allowed to secede into their own voter-suppressing, racist, Retard-electrocuting, homophobic cracker hell. I'd miss Austin and some Florida beaches. I'd like all the decent people to escape first.

    @shep said:

    I'd like to see all those Section 5 states allowed to secede into their own voter-suppressing, racist, Retard-electrocuting, homophobic cracker hell. I'd miss Austin and some Florida beaches. I'd like all the decent people to escape first.

    wow shep
  • @shep said:

    I'd like to see all those Section 5 states allowed to secede into their own voter-suppressing, racist, Retard-electrocuting, homophobic cracker hell. I'd miss Austin and some Florida beaches. I'd like all the decent people to escape first.

    wow shep

    @comeonman said:

    wow shep

    Heh. I was going for a touch of shock value (!). But I kinda stole it from Jon Stewart.

  • well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!! 🙁

    @tampadawgs said:

    well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!! 🙁

    It's not just global warming that's going to do in Florida. Um, FWIW, New York City and Boston are equally screwed in that respect. Law of averages say a Category 5 hurricane hits the US about every 30 years or so. Miami got lucky- Andrew was 50 miles south. You can't but wonder flying into Tampa- seeing the wall to wall Gulf Front development that's occurred over the last 40 years, what the devastation would be when (not if) a big one hits. 1\2 of Tampa & Clearwater will wind up in the Gulf and Tampa Bay.

  • @tampadawgs said:

    well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!! 🙁

    It's not just global warming that's going to do in Florida. Um, FWIW, New York City and Boston are equally screwed in that respect. Law of averages say a Category 5 hurricane hits the US about every 30 years or so. Miami got lucky- Andrew was 50 miles south. You can't but wonder flying into Tampa- seeing the wall to wall Gulf Front development that's occurred over the last 40 years, what the devastation would be when (not if) a big one hits. 1\2 of Tampa & Clearwater will wind up in the Gulf and Tampa Bay.

    @hoorta said:

    It's not just global warming that's going to do in Florida. Um, FWIW, New York City and Boston are equally screwed in that respect. Law of averages say a Category 5 hurricane hits the US about every 30 years or so. Miami got lucky- Andrew was 50 miles south. You can't but wonder flying into Tampa- seeing the wall to wall Gulf Front development that's occurred over the last 40 years, what the devastation would be when (not if) a big one hits. 1\2 of Tampa & Clearwater will wind up in the Gulf and Tampa Bay.

    Well, Hurricanes of that magnitude have hit the Gulf before, and they have just rebuilt. It is when the Cumbre Vieja erupts on La Palma in the Canaries when the East Coast will be devastated by a tsunami probably 10 times the size of the one that hit Japan:

    http://rense.com/general13/tidal.htm

  • @comeonman said:

    wow shep

    Heh. I was going for a touch of shock value (!). But I kinda stole it from Jon Stewart.

    @shep said:

    Heh. I was going for a touch of shock value (!). But I kinda stole it from Jon Stewart.

    Ah, now that does make sense coming from a guy like him
  • When the Browns play like St. Louis or Tennessee we can threaten them with this:

  • Benjamin is going to continue our tradition of great return guys and take one to the house.

  • @tampadawgs said:

    well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!! 🙁

    It's not just global warming that's going to do in Florida. Um, FWIW, New York City and Boston are equally screwed in that respect. Law of averages say a Category 5 hurricane hits the US about every 30 years or so. Miami got lucky- Andrew was 50 miles south. You can't but wonder flying into Tampa- seeing the wall to wall Gulf Front development that's occurred over the last 40 years, what the devastation would be when (not if) a big one hits. 1\2 of Tampa & Clearwater will wind up in the Gulf and Tampa Bay.

    @hoorta said:

    It's not just global warming that's going to do in Florida. Um, FWIW, New York City and Boston are equally screwed in that respect. Law of averages say a Category 5 hurricane hits the US about every 30 years or so. Miami got lucky- Andrew was 50 miles south. You can't but wonder flying into Tampa- seeing the wall to wall Gulf Front development that's occurred over the last 40 years, what the devastation would be when (not if) a big one hits. 1\2 of Tampa & Clearwater will wind up in the Gulf and Tampa Bay.

    i won't care.

    i'll be dead.