Dolphin Fans: A Bunch of Tools
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So what happens to Texas in all of this? Do I need to pack up my kids and run back to Ohio? Much better scenery at least

So what happens to Texas in all of this? Do I need to pack up my kids and run back to Ohio? Much better scenery at least
It doesn't look like Texas would be as bad.
Only the blue and red spots sit below about 12 feet above sea level.
Only Houston looks a little iffy.
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well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!!

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well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!!

well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!!

Move now and you won't be screwed. I am sure Zombo can get you connected with an inland real estate dealer. (but then he is screwed too.)
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Louisiana would be pretty much as fucked as Florida:

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Here you go Tampa, your new home:

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We've got boats and guns and wave-runners at the house here in Naples. I am cautiously optimistic about this waterworld you speak of. Naples looks to be pretty fucked, but with that, my lifelong dream of becoming a pirate would become plausible. No more having to move to Somalia.
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I'd like to see all those Section 5 states allowed to secede into their own voter-suppressing, racist, Retard-electrocuting, homophobic cracker hell. I'd miss Austin and some Florida beaches. I'd like all the decent people to escape first.
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wow shep
Heh. I was going for a touch of shock value (!). But I kinda stole it from Jon Stewart.
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well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!!

well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!!

It's not just global warming that's going to do in Florida. Um, FWIW, New York City and Boston are equally screwed in that respect. Law of averages say a Category 5 hurricane hits the US about every 30 years or so. Miami got lucky- Andrew was 50 miles south. You can't but wonder flying into Tampa- seeing the wall to wall Gulf Front development that's occurred over the last 40 years, what the devastation would be when (not if) a big one hits. 1\2 of Tampa & Clearwater will wind up in the Gulf and Tampa Bay.
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well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!!

It's not just global warming that's going to do in Florida. Um, FWIW, New York City and Boston are equally screwed in that respect. Law of averages say a Category 5 hurricane hits the US about every 30 years or so. Miami got lucky- Andrew was 50 miles south. You can't but wonder flying into Tampa- seeing the wall to wall Gulf Front development that's occurred over the last 40 years, what the devastation would be when (not if) a big one hits. 1\2 of Tampa & Clearwater will wind up in the Gulf and Tampa Bay.
It's not just global warming that's going to do in Florida. Um, FWIW, New York City and Boston are equally screwed in that respect. Law of averages say a Category 5 hurricane hits the US about every 30 years or so. Miami got lucky- Andrew was 50 miles south. You can't but wonder flying into Tampa- seeing the wall to wall Gulf Front development that's occurred over the last 40 years, what the devastation would be when (not if) a big one hits. 1\2 of Tampa & Clearwater will wind up in the Gulf and Tampa Bay.
Well, Hurricanes of that magnitude have hit the Gulf before, and they have just rebuilt. It is when the Cumbre Vieja erupts on La Palma in the Canaries when the East Coast will be devastated by a tsunami probably 10 times the size of the one that hit Japan:
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wow shep
Heh. I was going for a touch of shock value (!). But I kinda stole it from Jon Stewart.
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When the Browns play like St. Louis or Tennessee we can threaten them with this:
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Benjamin is going to continue our tradition of great return guys and take one to the house.
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well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!!

It's not just global warming that's going to do in Florida. Um, FWIW, New York City and Boston are equally screwed in that respect. Law of averages say a Category 5 hurricane hits the US about every 30 years or so. Miami got lucky- Andrew was 50 miles south. You can't but wonder flying into Tampa- seeing the wall to wall Gulf Front development that's occurred over the last 40 years, what the devastation would be when (not if) a big one hits. 1\2 of Tampa & Clearwater will wind up in the Gulf and Tampa Bay.
It's not just global warming that's going to do in Florida. Um, FWIW, New York City and Boston are equally screwed in that respect. Law of averages say a Category 5 hurricane hits the US about every 30 years or so. Miami got lucky- Andrew was 50 miles south. You can't but wonder flying into Tampa- seeing the wall to wall Gulf Front development that's occurred over the last 40 years, what the devastation would be when (not if) a big one hits. 1\2 of Tampa & Clearwater will wind up in the Gulf and Tampa Bay.
i won't care.
i'll be dead.
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Dropping in for some non-hostility. It will be a good (and close) game, I feel like enough arguing about who's better has already went down. One of my biggest concerns is definitely Mike Wallace, Haden will make him a nonfactor probably. You guys have a tough D and our offense really needs to step it up here if they want to be considered a good unit. I hope we win... I'll be there rooting for the Phins. I could easily see us losing though, we have an awful record against you lately it feels like. Some of you guys are seriously underestimating our defense though, the corners outside of Grimes will blow but I don't see anyone to hurt us in a game deciding way. Greg Little? lol. It'll be a competitive game nonetheless. Good luck & no injuries to both teams
Oh, and miktoxic, I don't really know what your problem is, but you really do come off like a little bitch. You act about 11 years old.

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Ah, now that does make sense coming from a guy like him
Yeah, I love him, too. Who doesn't?
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Fish 20 Browns 17
Sorry but until this team shows they can play, I can't believe
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Wouldn't surprise me if Tan has a encore performance of his 2012 season opening act against the Texans. 4 picks and 4 sacks. The kid is just not that good out of the gate. Doesn't he get many reps in camp? You won't be any better than 6 -10 in 2013. You should count your blessings that you play the Bills and Jets twice a year. With Tan at the helm ,week 7 will find you coming off a bye week with a record of 0- 5. I feel your pain. We've had more than our share of non-hackers at QB
Wouldn't surprise me if Tan has a encore performance of his 2012 season opening act against the Texans. 4 picks and 4 sacks. The kid is just not that good out of the gate. Doesn't he get many reps in camp? You won't be any better than 6 -10 in 2013. You should count your blessings that you play the Bills and Jets twice a year. With Tan at the helm ,week 7 will find you coming off a bye week with a record of 0- 5. I feel your pain. We've had more than our share of non-hackers at QB
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First off Howdy
Secondly if we are going by "First game Stats", Which is lets face it a pretty silly thing to do then you would have to give the edge to Tanny over Weezy. becase as bad as Tanny's stats were in his first game Weezy's were much worse.
Tannehill:
COMP: 20
ATT: 36
PCT: 55.6
YRDS: 219
TDs: 0
INTs: 3
Sacks: 2
RTG: 39.0
Weezy:
COMP: 12
ATT: 35
PCT: 34.3
YRDS: 118
TDs: 0
INTs: 4
Sacks: 2
RTG: 5.1
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