Dolphin Fans: A Bunch of Tools
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I suck at this so I apologize in advance.
- I love Miami. One of the few truly distinctive cities left. Water, water everywhere, gorgeous islands, South Beach is amazing, and I love the Latino vibe. Ritz Carlton Key Biscayne is one of the best domestic hotels around. Fountainebleu, amazing. I think my odds of nailing the spelling were pretty low.
- I think this matchup is really intriguing. One of these two teams might be a fringe playoff team and there's no consensus out there on the national scene which it'll be. Neither's getting tons of love (must be exhausting blowing the Bengals, I guess) but there's a certain sense of potential breakout.
Winner of this game probably gets a small-ish bandwagon, especially if it involves a QB having a big day or a shutout.
- My draft for the Browns that year was Tannehill/Martin. I'd still do that draft. But I also liked the Weeden pick. It's a great matchup of two quarterbacks who, as rookies, weren't Luck/RG3/Wilson... but also didn't really suck. Weeden's only on a short leash because he's 29. Tannehill has no leash at all.
- If Trent Richardson is gonna be a "household name" (today's LA Times) it starts here.
- Line is tie, 43 over/under. Strangely, it's kind of a huge game. The winner gains confidence (both teams are really young) and momentum, a chance to be THAT TEAM, the one that takes a huge leap and has a promising young roster to build for a long run.
apology not accepted.
florida will bot even be a state let alone a beach for alien greek queefs to be walking around like a sandy zeuess within 2 years. it will be over run by torretnial storms and become a docking point between the islands of the south and the mainlands of central U.S.
the west coat will become a desert with every firestorm with standing and the only place for all of us to live will be the mid central section of the country....those states away from big rivers and tornado alley, hence ohio.
so while you'll be rooting for the dolphins (to live and pass on their alien knowledge) we'll accept all you crybaby bitches cuz god knows you couldn't tough it out like a guy in 'waterworld').
apology not accepted.
florida will bot even be a state let alone a beach for alien greek queefs to be walking around like a sandy zeuess within 2 years. it will be over run by torretnial storms and become a docking point between the islands of the south and the mainlands of central U.S.
the west coat will become a desert with every firestorm with standing and the only place for all of us to live will be the mid central section of the country....those states away from big rivers and tornado alley, hence ohio.
so while you'll be rooting for the dolphins (to live and pass on their alien knowledge) we'll accept all you crybaby bitches cuz god knows you couldn't tough it out like a guy in 'waterworld').
I moved to in-land North Carolina, will I be safe in your comic book you're writing?
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Florida after Global Warming? All three Florida teams will be merged into one and play in Orlando:
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I love Disney World, I hope they can keep it above water, or else it'll all be a big 20,000 leagues under the sea ride.
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Don't feel bad though, we will also have the Reno 49ers and the Yosemite Raiders:
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good thing The Golden Triangle won't be in the drink
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So what happens to Texas in all of this? Do I need to pack up my kids and run back to Ohio? Much better scenery at least
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apology not accepted.
florida will bot even be a state let alone a beach for alien greek queefs to be walking around like a sandy zeuess within 2 years. it will be over run by torretnial storms and become a docking point between the islands of the south and the mainlands of central U.S.
the west coat will become a desert with every firestorm with standing and the only place for all of us to live will be the mid central section of the country....those states away from big rivers and tornado alley, hence ohio.
so while you'll be rooting for the dolphins (to live and pass on their alien knowledge) we'll accept all you crybaby bitches cuz god knows you couldn't tough it out like a guy in 'waterworld').
I moved to in-land North Carolina, will I be safe in your comic book you're writing?
This did make me laughI moved to in-land North Carolina, will I be safe in your comic book you're writing?
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Florida after Global Warming? All three Florida teams will be merged into one and play in Orlando:
Florida after Global Warming? All three Florida teams will be merged into one and play in Orlando:
Gators will be chowin down.
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Florida after Global Warming? All three Florida teams will be merged into one and play in Orlando:
Gators will be chowin down.
Gators will be chowin down.
Do Gators eat rotting floating carcasses?
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So what happens to Texas in all of this? Do I need to pack up my kids and run back to Ohio? Much better scenery at least
So what happens to Texas in all of this? Do I need to pack up my kids and run back to Ohio? Much better scenery at least
It doesn't look like Texas would be as bad.
Only the blue and red spots sit below about 12 feet above sea level.
Only Houston looks a little iffy.
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well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!!
well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!!
Move now and you won't be screwed. I am sure Zombo can get you connected with an inland real estate dealer. (but then he is screwed too.)
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Louisiana would be pretty much as fucked as Florida:
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Here you go Tampa, your new home:
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We've got boats and guns and wave-runners at the house here in Naples. I am cautiously optimistic about this waterworld you speak of. Naples looks to be pretty fucked, but with that, my lifelong dream of becoming a pirate would become plausible. No more having to move to Somalia.
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I'd like to see all those Section 5 states allowed to secede into their own voter-suppressing, racist, Retard-electrocuting, homophobic cracker hell. I'd miss Austin and some Florida beaches. I'd like all the decent people to escape first.
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wow shep
Heh. I was going for a touch of shock value (!). But I kinda stole it from Jon Stewart.
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well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!!
well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!!
It's not just global warming that's going to do in Florida. Um, FWIW, New York City and Boston are equally screwed in that respect. Law of averages say a Category 5 hurricane hits the US about every 30 years or so. Miami got lucky- Andrew was 50 miles south. You can't but wonder flying into Tampa- seeing the wall to wall Gulf Front development that's occurred over the last 40 years, what the devastation would be when (not if) a big one hits. 1\2 of Tampa & Clearwater will wind up in the Gulf and Tampa Bay.
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well I screwed since I live in tampa!!!!
It's not just global warming that's going to do in Florida. Um, FWIW, New York City and Boston are equally screwed in that respect. Law of averages say a Category 5 hurricane hits the US about every 30 years or so. Miami got lucky- Andrew was 50 miles south. You can't but wonder flying into Tampa- seeing the wall to wall Gulf Front development that's occurred over the last 40 years, what the devastation would be when (not if) a big one hits. 1\2 of Tampa & Clearwater will wind up in the Gulf and Tampa Bay.
It's not just global warming that's going to do in Florida. Um, FWIW, New York City and Boston are equally screwed in that respect. Law of averages say a Category 5 hurricane hits the US about every 30 years or so. Miami got lucky- Andrew was 50 miles south. You can't but wonder flying into Tampa- seeing the wall to wall Gulf Front development that's occurred over the last 40 years, what the devastation would be when (not if) a big one hits. 1\2 of Tampa & Clearwater will wind up in the Gulf and Tampa Bay.
Well, Hurricanes of that magnitude have hit the Gulf before, and they have just rebuilt. It is when the Cumbre Vieja erupts on La Palma in the Canaries when the East Coast will be devastated by a tsunami probably 10 times the size of the one that hit Japan:
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