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Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy?

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  • CLEVELandMILIDH C
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    C CLEVELandMILIDH wrote on last edited by
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    Eric Mangini

    1st Ezekiel Ansah, DE, BYU 3rd Darius Slay, CB, Mississippi State4th Landry Jones, QB, Oklahoma5th Earl Wolff, S, N.C. State6th Lucas Reed, TE, New Mexico
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      R RoyceRolls wrote on last edited by
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      Whisenhunt is going to interview with the browns sat after interviewing with Detroit and Tennessee. I wanted Whisenhunt last time the browns were searching for a coach but I get the feeling that he has too much respect for himself to become banners pre-moistened dick-rag.

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        J jeffinwv wrote on last edited by
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        steve much would be a good choice..is he at all interested?

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          miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by
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          i don't know.

          franklin seems like the hot name from the college ranks and i doubt if any former head coach from the NFL would be interested.

          so that leaves coordinators and they're about as hit or miss as drafting a franchise QB.

          is there something keeping chud from interviewing with other teams? haven't seen his name mentioned.

          i like schwartz myself from the guys that are left in the nfl coaching realm (HC), just cuz he got up in jim harbaighs face after he got slapped in his back. brings a little nastiness with him. but needs to be more disciplined with his team.

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            Whisenhunt is going to interview with the browns sat after interviewing with Detroit and Tennessee. I wanted Whisenhunt last time the browns were searching for a coach but I get the feeling that he has too much respect for himself to become banners pre-moistened dick-rag.

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            miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by
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            @roycerolls said:

            Whisenhunt is going to interview with the browns sat after interviewing with Detroit and Tennessee. I wanted Whisenhunt last time the browns were searching for a coach but I get the feeling that he has too much respect for himself to become banners pre-moistened dick-rag.

            thought he was a cunt hair away from taking the detroit job.

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            • nickersN nickers

              well..in terms of experience:

              Steve Marriucci

              Jim Mora Jr and Sr.

              Herm Edwards

              Mike Sherman

              Jim Haslett

              Just a few that come to mind..the only 2 of that list that even remotely interest Me are Mooch and Sherman.

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              miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by
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              @nickers said:

              well..in terms of experience:

              Herm Edwards

              yes.

              @clevelandmilidh said:

              Eric Mangini

              yes.

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              • miktoxicM miktoxic

                i don't know.

                franklin seems like the hot name from the college ranks and i doubt if any former head coach from the NFL would be interested.

                so that leaves coordinators and they're about as hit or miss as drafting a franchise QB.

                is there something keeping chud from interviewing with other teams? haven't seen his name mentioned.

                i like schwartz myself from the guys that are left in the nfl coaching realm (HC), just cuz he got up in jim harbaighs face after he got slapped in his back. brings a little nastiness with him. but needs to be more disciplined with his team.

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                R RoyceRolls wrote on last edited by
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                @miktoxic said:

                i don't know.

                franklin seems like the hot name from the college ranks and i doubt if any former head coach from the NFL would be interested.

                so that leaves coordinators and they're about as hit or miss as drafting a franchise QB.

                is there something keeping chud from interviewing with other teams? haven't seen his name mentioned.

                i like schwartz myself from the guys that are left in the nfl coaching realm (HC), just cuz he got up in jim harbaighs face after he got slapped in his back. brings a little nastiness with him. but needs to be more disciplined with his team.

                Schwartz is a pussy and a bitch, which is why harbaugh paid him no mind in the first place. Everyone knows if they threw down that Schwartz would get his faggoty bird chest caved in, he's a garbage coach to boot. He couldn't win with that defense, megaton and stafford? We're fucked if Schwartz comes to town.

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                  @roycerolls said:

                  Whisenhunt is going to interview with the browns sat after interviewing with Detroit and Tennessee. I wanted Whisenhunt last time the browns were searching for a coach but I get the feeling that he has too much respect for himself to become banners pre-moistened dick-rag.

                  thought he was a cunt hair away from taking the detroit job.

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                  @miktoxic said:

                  thought he was a cunt hair away from taking the detroit job.

                  He probably will take the lions job and with good reason. With the talent they have in place whiz will take that team to the Super Bowl in the next couple of years, further illustrating how much trash Schwartz is.

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                    cdl15C cdl15 wrote on last edited by
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                    Y is Horton not getting an interview??

                    "We are Americans. We don't quit doing something because it's wrong. We just keep doing the wrong thing till it turns out right." Browns maybe the most American Football team ever.
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                      DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
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                      Cause Horton is not HC material. He disappoints at DC.

                      "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
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                        Z Zombo wrote on last edited by
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                        We need someone with a strong enough personality that he goes in and wins with these guys and then goes to Haslem and says "hey, I can't do my job with Bitchtits Banner meddling in everything, he's gotta go or you are looking for another coach."

                        Zombo

                        --Maybe Wisencunt ... axe to grind with Steelers over choosing Lily Tomlin over him?

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                          @miktoxic said:

                          i don't know.

                          franklin seems like the hot name from the college ranks and i doubt if any former head coach from the NFL would be interested.

                          so that leaves coordinators and they're about as hit or miss as drafting a franchise QB.

                          is there something keeping chud from interviewing with other teams? haven't seen his name mentioned.

                          i like schwartz myself from the guys that are left in the nfl coaching realm (HC), just cuz he got up in jim harbaighs face after he got slapped in his back. brings a little nastiness with him. but needs to be more disciplined with his team.

                          Schwartz is a pussy and a bitch, which is why harbaugh paid him no mind in the first place. Everyone knows if they threw down that Schwartz would get his faggoty bird chest caved in, he's a garbage coach to boot. He couldn't win with that defense, megaton and stafford? We're fucked if Schwartz comes to town.

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                          miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by miktoxic
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                          @roycerolls said:

                          Schwartz is a pussy and a bitch, which is why harbaugh paid him no mind in the first place. Everyone knows if they threw down that Schwartz would get his faggoty bird chest caved in, he's a garbage coach to boot. He couldn't win with that defense, megaton and stafford? We're fucked if Schwartz comes to town.

                          wow.

                          what'd he sleep with your girl or something?

                          you never know who's going to win a fight. i've seen small guys whip the shit out of so-called bad asses. i hate harbaugh and anyone that can get in his grill like he did is ok with me.

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                          • cdl15C cdl15

                            Y is Horton not getting an interview??

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                            miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by
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                            @cdl15 said:

                            Y is Horton not getting an interview??

                            i saw him on the list to interview for one team per nfl network. can't remember the team though............

                            there's so many teams looking for HCs and QBs.

                            how does that coincide?? hmmmmmm..........

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                              @cdl15 said:

                              Y is Horton not getting an interview??

                              i saw him on the list to interview for one team per nfl network. can't remember the team though............

                              there's so many teams looking for HCs and QBs.

                              how does that coincide?? hmmmmmm..........

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                              gftChrisG gftChris wrote on last edited by
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                              @miktoxic said:

                              i saw him on the list to interview for one team per nfl network. can't remember the team though............

                              there's so many teams looking for HCs and QBs.

                              how does that coincide?? hmmmmmm..........

                              Vikings, I think.

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                                @roycerolls said:

                                Schwartz is a pussy and a bitch, which is why harbaugh paid him no mind in the first place. Everyone knows if they threw down that Schwartz would get his faggoty bird chest caved in, he's a garbage coach to boot. He couldn't win with that defense, megaton and stafford? We're fucked if Schwartz comes to town.

                                wow.

                                what'd he sleep with your girl or something?

                                you never know who's going to win a fight. i've seen small guys whip the shit out of so-called bad asses. i hate harbaugh and anyone that can get in his grill like he did is ok with me.

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                                R RoyceRolls wrote on last edited by
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                                @miktoxic said:

                                wow.

                                what'd he sleep with your girl or something?

                                you never know who's going to win a fight. i've seen small guys whip the shit out of so-called bad asses. i hate harbaugh and anyone that can get in his grill like he did is ok with me.

                                Yeah I did go a bit overboard, but for some reason every time I see him or hear him talk I just automatically think, that guy looks/sounds like a bitch. And when he flipped out the way he did, it was because he knew he was inferior and had to puff himself up, reminds me of a chuahua yapping at a real dog.

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                                  We need someone with a strong enough personality that he goes in and wins with these guys and then goes to Haslem and says "hey, I can't do my job with Bitchtits Banner meddling in everything, he's gotta go or you are looking for another coach."

                                  Zombo

                                  --Maybe Wisencunt ... axe to grind with Steelers over choosing Lily Tomlin over him?

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                                  R RoyceRolls wrote on last edited by
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                                  Zombo said:

                                  We need someone with a strong enough personality that he goes in and wins with these guys and then goes to Haslem and says "hey, I can't do my job with Bitchtits Banner meddling in everything, he's gotta go or you are looking for another coach."

                                  Zombo

                                  --Maybe Wisencunt ... axe to grind with Steelers over choosing Lily Tomlin over him?

                                  I would pay to hear a coach, while talking to Haslam, refer to joe as "Bitchtits Banner"

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                                    miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by
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                                    3 stooges joke starts like this:

                                    a redneck, a jew and a wop walk into a bar and................

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                                      Zombo said:

                                      We need someone with a strong enough personality that he goes in and wins with these guys and then goes to Haslem and says "hey, I can't do my job with Bitchtits Banner meddling in everything, he's gotta go or you are looking for another coach."

                                      Zombo

                                      --Maybe Wisencunt ... axe to grind with Steelers over choosing Lily Tomlin over him?

                                      I would pay to hear a coach, while talking to Haslam, refer to joe as "Bitchtits Banner"

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                                      gftChrisG gftChris wrote on last edited by
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                                      @roycerolls said:

                                      I would pay to hear a coach, while talking to Haslam, refer to joe as "Bitchtits Banner"

                                      Zombo said:

                                      We need someone with a strong enough personality that he goes in and wins with these guys and then goes to Haslem and says "hey, I can't do my job with Bitchtits Banner meddling in everything, he's gotta go or you are looking for another coach."

                                      Zombo

                                      --Maybe Wisencunt ... axe to grind with Steelers over choosing Lily Tomlin over him?

                                      Perhaps that was chud, and Haslam chose Banner over him?

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                                        C cuwoohio wrote on last edited by
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                                        When you consider who might actually take the job, it will probably have to be a retread (Mangini) or some assistant that comes out of nowhere (McAdoo) or a college guy that actually wants to be an NFL coach.

                                        It doesn't really matter who we might wish for, it's probably going to end up being a lateral movement, and we're going to be left scratching our heads again and getting excited about the draft and being disappointed again. (I think the arctic vortex has sucked out my optimism)

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                                          Burt Reynolds could be the head coach,Adam Sandler could be the QB those convicts beat them guards

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