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Are there ANY head coaches available that would make you happy?

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  • DieHardBrownsFan DieHardBrownsFanD Conversation Starter Dedicated Reacting Well Very Popular Collaborator Posting Machine First Post One Month Later Week One Done One Year In
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    DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
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    Cause Horton is not HC material. He disappoints at DC.

    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
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      Z Zombo wrote on last edited by
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      We need someone with a strong enough personality that he goes in and wins with these guys and then goes to Haslem and says "hey, I can't do my job with Bitchtits Banner meddling in everything, he's gotta go or you are looking for another coach."

      Zombo

      --Maybe Wisencunt ... axe to grind with Steelers over choosing Lily Tomlin over him?

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        @miktoxic said:

        i don't know.

        franklin seems like the hot name from the college ranks and i doubt if any former head coach from the NFL would be interested.

        so that leaves coordinators and they're about as hit or miss as drafting a franchise QB.

        is there something keeping chud from interviewing with other teams? haven't seen his name mentioned.

        i like schwartz myself from the guys that are left in the nfl coaching realm (HC), just cuz he got up in jim harbaighs face after he got slapped in his back. brings a little nastiness with him. but needs to be more disciplined with his team.

        Schwartz is a pussy and a bitch, which is why harbaugh paid him no mind in the first place. Everyone knows if they threw down that Schwartz would get his faggoty bird chest caved in, he's a garbage coach to boot. He couldn't win with that defense, megaton and stafford? We're fucked if Schwartz comes to town.

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        miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by miktoxic
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        @roycerolls said:

        Schwartz is a pussy and a bitch, which is why harbaugh paid him no mind in the first place. Everyone knows if they threw down that Schwartz would get his faggoty bird chest caved in, he's a garbage coach to boot. He couldn't win with that defense, megaton and stafford? We're fucked if Schwartz comes to town.

        wow.

        what'd he sleep with your girl or something?

        you never know who's going to win a fight. i've seen small guys whip the shit out of so-called bad asses. i hate harbaugh and anyone that can get in his grill like he did is ok with me.

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          Y is Horton not getting an interview??

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          miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by
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          @cdl15 said:

          Y is Horton not getting an interview??

          i saw him on the list to interview for one team per nfl network. can't remember the team though............

          there's so many teams looking for HCs and QBs.

          how does that coincide?? hmmmmmm..........

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            @cdl15 said:

            Y is Horton not getting an interview??

            i saw him on the list to interview for one team per nfl network. can't remember the team though............

            there's so many teams looking for HCs and QBs.

            how does that coincide?? hmmmmmm..........

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            gftChrisG gftChris wrote on last edited by
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            @miktoxic said:

            i saw him on the list to interview for one team per nfl network. can't remember the team though............

            there's so many teams looking for HCs and QBs.

            how does that coincide?? hmmmmmm..........

            Vikings, I think.

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              @roycerolls said:

              Schwartz is a pussy and a bitch, which is why harbaugh paid him no mind in the first place. Everyone knows if they threw down that Schwartz would get his faggoty bird chest caved in, he's a garbage coach to boot. He couldn't win with that defense, megaton and stafford? We're fucked if Schwartz comes to town.

              wow.

              what'd he sleep with your girl or something?

              you never know who's going to win a fight. i've seen small guys whip the shit out of so-called bad asses. i hate harbaugh and anyone that can get in his grill like he did is ok with me.

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              R RoyceRolls wrote on last edited by
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              @miktoxic said:

              wow.

              what'd he sleep with your girl or something?

              you never know who's going to win a fight. i've seen small guys whip the shit out of so-called bad asses. i hate harbaugh and anyone that can get in his grill like he did is ok with me.

              Yeah I did go a bit overboard, but for some reason every time I see him or hear him talk I just automatically think, that guy looks/sounds like a bitch. And when he flipped out the way he did, it was because he knew he was inferior and had to puff himself up, reminds me of a chuahua yapping at a real dog.

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                We need someone with a strong enough personality that he goes in and wins with these guys and then goes to Haslem and says "hey, I can't do my job with Bitchtits Banner meddling in everything, he's gotta go or you are looking for another coach."

                Zombo

                --Maybe Wisencunt ... axe to grind with Steelers over choosing Lily Tomlin over him?

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                R RoyceRolls wrote on last edited by
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                Zombo said:

                We need someone with a strong enough personality that he goes in and wins with these guys and then goes to Haslem and says "hey, I can't do my job with Bitchtits Banner meddling in everything, he's gotta go or you are looking for another coach."

                Zombo

                --Maybe Wisencunt ... axe to grind with Steelers over choosing Lily Tomlin over him?

                I would pay to hear a coach, while talking to Haslam, refer to joe as "Bitchtits Banner"

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                  miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by
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                  3 stooges joke starts like this:

                  a redneck, a jew and a wop walk into a bar and................

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                    Zombo said:

                    We need someone with a strong enough personality that he goes in and wins with these guys and then goes to Haslem and says "hey, I can't do my job with Bitchtits Banner meddling in everything, he's gotta go or you are looking for another coach."

                    Zombo

                    --Maybe Wisencunt ... axe to grind with Steelers over choosing Lily Tomlin over him?

                    I would pay to hear a coach, while talking to Haslam, refer to joe as "Bitchtits Banner"

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                    gftChrisG gftChris wrote on last edited by
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                    @roycerolls said:

                    I would pay to hear a coach, while talking to Haslam, refer to joe as "Bitchtits Banner"

                    Zombo said:

                    We need someone with a strong enough personality that he goes in and wins with these guys and then goes to Haslem and says "hey, I can't do my job with Bitchtits Banner meddling in everything, he's gotta go or you are looking for another coach."

                    Zombo

                    --Maybe Wisencunt ... axe to grind with Steelers over choosing Lily Tomlin over him?

                    Perhaps that was chud, and Haslam chose Banner over him?

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                      C cuwoohio wrote on last edited by
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                      When you consider who might actually take the job, it will probably have to be a retread (Mangini) or some assistant that comes out of nowhere (McAdoo) or a college guy that actually wants to be an NFL coach.

                      It doesn't really matter who we might wish for, it's probably going to end up being a lateral movement, and we're going to be left scratching our heads again and getting excited about the draft and being disappointed again. (I think the arctic vortex has sucked out my optimism)

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                        Burt Reynolds could be the head coach,Adam Sandler could be the QB those convicts beat them guards

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                          We need someone with a strong enough personality that he goes in and wins with these guys and then goes to Haslem and says "hey, I can't do my job with Bitchtits Banner meddling in everything, he's gotta go or you are looking for another coach."

                          Zombo

                          --Maybe Wisencunt ... axe to grind with Steelers over choosing Lily Tomlin over him?

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                          Canton MikeC Canton Mike wrote on last edited by
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                          Zombo said:

                          We need someone with a strong enough personality that he goes in and wins with these guys and then goes to Haslem and says "hey, I can't do my job with Bitchtits Banner meddling in everything, he's gotta go or you are looking for another coach."

                          Zombo

                          --Maybe Wisencunt ... axe to grind with Steelers over choosing Lily Tomlin over him?

                          Bingo on the 1st statement, but Whisenhunt & the Lions GM were teammates plus Stafford, Megatron, Suh, etc...I think he's going there.

                          Mike

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                            Y is Horton not getting an interview??

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                            jcam222J jcam222 wrote on last edited by
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                            @cdl15 said:

                            Y is Horton not getting an interview??

                            Because his defense overpromised and underdelivered? as in they sucked

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                              J jeffinwv wrote on last edited by
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                              what about shanahan? I think hes a good coach?

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                                K kc3902 wrote on last edited by
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                                I would like Shanahan, but I don't think there's any chance he'll come here. He needs more control than this regime will allow. I honestly wouldn't mind a Mangini return, but there's no real chance of that either. Whisenhunt would be a blessing.

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                                  cdl15C cdl15 wrote on last edited by
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                                  this guy!!

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                                    I would like Shanahan, but I don't think there's any chance he'll come here. He needs more control than this regime will allow. I honestly wouldn't mind a Mangini return, but there's no real chance of that either. Whisenhunt would be a blessing.

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                                    hx214H hx214 wrote on last edited by hx214
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                                    @kc3902 said:

                                    I would like Shanahan, but I don't think there's any chance he'll come here. He needs more control than this regime will allow. I honestly wouldn't mind a Mangini return, but there's no real chance of that either. Whisenhunt would be a blessing.

                                    Can't they just call Mangini and tell him to report to work on Monday?

                                    Isn't he still being paid?

                                    Haha I know, I know it don't work like, would be hilarious

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