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  • I finally got through reading this thread. What kept my interest? This Ravens fan that I can't believe how misinformed and delusional he is. He can't see logic at all, and is just running in circles. He has contradicted everything he says. I was keeping track but lost count of the contradictions.

    BTW, what is with the stupid chant? Leave it up to your fan base to take a good song and butcher it. Annoying. But what's laughable is how pathetic it is and unoriginal, as you stole the idea from European soccer fans who have been doing it years before you. (There's a peculiar pattern of stealing in the land of Baltimore.)

    Baltimore: They can't hang onto a franchise, nor start one from scratch.

    @tml1138 said:

    I finally got through reading this thread. What kept my interest? This Ravens fan that I can't believe how misinformed and delusional he is. He can't see logic at all, and is just running in circles. He has contradicted everything he says. I was keeping track but lost count of the contradictions.

    BTW, what is with the stupid chant? Leave it up to your fan base to take a good song and butcher it. Annoying. But what's laughable is how pathetic it is and unoriginal, as you stole the idea from European soccer fans who have been doing it years before you. (There's a peculiar pattern of stealing in the land of Baltimore.)

    Baltimore: They can't hang onto a franchise, nor start one from scratch.

    You're an idiot....just because sundays in BALTIMORE and the fan experience in M&T Bank is far superior then to the one in Cleveland no need to hate. funny that you bring up the song and chant...if you listen around the league...everyone has started to "try" and do that since the Ravens won super bowl. Maybe it was taken from European soccer fans, but no one in the NFL had been doing it.

    Baltimore > Cleveland in sports....no doubt about it.

  • @bag-o-dicks said:

    Absolutely. If you knew anything about the Ravens franchise you would know they disposed of so many of those turds that came over from CLE.

    Yea, well a lot of those turds were Mike Lombardi acquisitions. So now you know why we are not too high on our current GM.

    @the-gipper said:

    Yea, well a lot of those turds were Mike Lombardi acquisitions. So now you know why we are not too high on our current GM.

    It is far more than your current GM...they made a nice TRICH trade. LOL

  • @jcam222 said:

    but fighting with the enemy is fun , I gotta admit though your first few posts were respectful. As someone pointed out if you camp out on an enemy board you have to have thick skin.

    I have thick skin...but my intentions were never to argue with anyone. i RESPECT all of you and just wanted to talk fair football stuff. I know we won't always agree, but no need for the hate talk and all the nonsense. I was never all about it, but everyone else in here started it...

    @bag-o-dicks said:

    I have thick skin...but my intentions were never to argue with anyone. i RESPECT all of you and just wanted to talk fair football stuff. I know we won't always agree, but no need for the hate talk and all the nonsense. I was never all about it, but everyone else in here started it...

    Not only are you ignorant, You have absolutely no self awareness.. In fact you sound and act like a chick.

    Z....you got this person wrong. He is not a male, thus he cannot have a bag o' dicks....unless he is taking up an orifice.

    This guy is more like Vagitron Jr.

  • @bag-o-dicks said:

    You may know your history, but as far a current history..ugh you're lacking. Any smart person with a brain knows the Browns franchise is laughable in comparison to the Ravens. are you aware that the Ravens are a model franchise and considered one of the top 5 in all of football? The Browns can be argued as one of if not the worst franchises in football. No one wanted to be your HC or OC....says enough...

    Really? Show me the Official Certified Edict that declares the Ravens to be considered a Top 5 model franchise. And that shows the Browns to be one of the worst.

    Give me something OTHER than your stupid opinion.

    Because right now what I see is two teams in similar circumstance. They spit their series this past year, and they both failed to make the playoffs.

    @the-gipper said:

    Really? Show me the Official Certified Edict that declares the Ravens to be considered a Top 5 model franchise. And that shows the Browns to be one of the worst.

    Give me something OTHER than your stupid opinion.

    Because right now what I see is two teams in similar circumstance. They spit their series this past year, and they both failed to make the playoffs.

    LOL @ YOU....you are like Orioles fans in town...you back your team at every chance even when the obvious is the obvious and they stink.

    Go ask any NFL talking head or anyone who you consider a smart NFLer and ask them the question of Browns franchise vs. Ravens...they will laugh at you.

    Ravens are top 5. check winning percentage, draft picks, pro bowlers, championships, GM (regarded as best in league), etc. I could go on forever. Is there anything the Browns have better than Ravens at this point?

  • @bag-o-dicks said:

    LOL well we only have 2 teams here...the Orioles are owned by an asshole, so we in this town kinda look at us having one team...You;re an idiot with this statement btw...I mean come on...how often do you beat the Ravens? 1 out of 12? Nice. Proud you finally one a game against Joe Flacco? Oh yeah, he sucks doesn't he? Losers.

    The question isn't what we did in the past, but what we will do in the future.

    In the most current aspect....last year, the Browns and Ravens are 1-1.

    @the-gipper said:

    The question isn't what we did in the past, but what we will do in the future.

    In the most current aspect....last year, the Browns and Ravens are 1-1.

    Lol OH YEAH because your future looks so bright....I've heard this from a Browns fan before....How many GMs and Coaches have you disposed of over the last 10 years....

  • @bag-o-dicks said:

    ^^^ angry man....sheesh...maybe if you read my first few posts. I had no interest in fighting, but ALL of you insisted. I am in plenty Ravens blogs and forums....we have many people who are fans of other teams, no one treats them the way you guys do. I came here to talk football in mature way, but all you guys did was insist on nonsense, so I went with it.

    We treat assholes the way assholes should be treated. We treat ignorant people the way idiots should be treated.

    If you don't like the way you are treated, then it all falls back on your head. You have no one to blame but yourself for any ill treament you receive.

    @the-gipper said:

    We treat assholes the way assholes should be treated. We treat ignorant people the way idiots should be treated.

    If you don't like the way you are treated, then it all falls back on your head. You have no one to blame but yourself for any ill treament you receive.

    I'm a big boy...I can handle all of this...I just laugh at how angry you people are. I understand how a mess your franchise is and that would upset me too, but sheesh.

  • @bag-o-dicks said:

    Are you trolls aware that Paul Kruger wears this under his jersey each game...LOL

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    Yea, we ARE smart enough to know a photoshopped picture when we see one. Or, more likely these T-shirts were handed out to every Ravens player and they were told to wear them. This picture was taken when he was with the Ravens, so that is probably it.

    @the-gipper said:

    Yea, we ARE smart enough to know a photoshopped picture when we see one. Or, more likely these T-shirts were handed out to every Ravens player and they were told to wear them. This picture was taken when he was with the Ravens, so that is probably it.

    LOL boy you're an idiot...yes all the players got these from Ray Lewis...who wears Modell on his shirt since the day he came here. (another fact you wouldn't know)...Ask Kruger next time you see him...what he thinks about Modell? And again, you're wrong...he got this shirt last year, but still wears it every game as a brown. He is on record of saying this on radio....

    Sorry to upset you but its true. You may know your history and be some NFL expert, but you're wrong about this one.

  • I finally got through reading this thread. What kept my interest? This Ravens fan that I can't believe how misinformed and delusional he is. He can't see logic at all, and is just running in circles. He has contradicted everything he says. I was keeping track but lost count of the contradictions.

    BTW, what is with the stupid chant? Leave it up to your fan base to take a good song and butcher it. Annoying. But what's laughable is how pathetic it is and unoriginal, as you stole the idea from European soccer fans who have been doing it years before you. (There's a peculiar pattern of stealing in the land of Baltimore.)

    Baltimore: They can't hang onto a franchise, nor start one from scratch.

    @tml1138 said:

    I finally got through reading this thread. What kept my interest? This Ravens fan that I can't believe how misinformed and delusional he is. He can't see logic at all, and is just running in circles. He has contradicted everything he says. I was keeping track but lost count of the contradictions.

    BTW, what is with the stupid chant? Leave it up to your fan base to take a good song and butcher it. Annoying. But what's laughable is how pathetic it is and unoriginal, as you stole the idea from European soccer fans who have been doing it years before you. (There's a peculiar pattern of stealing in the land of Baltimore.)

    Baltimore: They can't hang onto a franchise, nor start one from scratch.

    Well, here is a statistic that you may be interested in:

    Of the current 124 major league franchises in the MLB/NBA/NFL/NHL 43 of them began their existance in another city. That represent 34.6% or more than 1 in 3.

  • @the-gipper said:

    Really? Show me the Official Certified Edict that declares the Ravens to be considered a Top 5 model franchise. And that shows the Browns to be one of the worst.

    Give me something OTHER than your stupid opinion.

    Because right now what I see is two teams in similar circumstance. They spit their series this past year, and they both failed to make the playoffs.

    LOL @ YOU....you are like Orioles fans in town...you back your team at every chance even when the obvious is the obvious and they stink.

    Go ask any NFL talking head or anyone who you consider a smart NFLer and ask them the question of Browns franchise vs. Ravens...they will laugh at you.

    Ravens are top 5. check winning percentage, draft picks, pro bowlers, championships, GM (regarded as best in league), etc. I could go on forever. Is there anything the Browns have better than Ravens at this point?

    @bag-o-dicks said:

    LOL @ YOU....you are like Orioles fans in town...you back your team at every chance even when the obvious is the obvious and they stink.

    Go ask any NFL talking head or anyone who you consider a smart NFLer and ask them the question of Browns franchise vs. Ravens...they will laugh at you.

    Ravens are top 5. check winning percentage, draft picks, pro bowlers, championships, GM (regarded as best in league), etc. I could go on forever. Is there anything the Browns have better than Ravens at this point?

    But show me something official. You opened your mouth. now prove it.

    As for what do the Browns have that the Rats don't:

    Winning pct...the Rats were what 8-8? Hardly Top 5% Sure, better than the Browns. Congratulations on being mediocre.

    Draft picks? The Brown have 10 picks in the upcoming draft.

    Pro Bowlers? The Browns had more: Gordon/Thomas/Mack/Cameron/Haden/Ward

    Ravens: Yanda, Ngata, Suggs, Tucker

    Championships? You have a couple. Of the 32 NFL franchises 14 of them have more than your measly 2, and 5 others have just as many. And the Browns have 8.

  • @the-gipper said:

    Yea, we ARE smart enough to know a photoshopped picture when we see one. Or, more likely these T-shirts were handed out to every Ravens player and they were told to wear them. This picture was taken when he was with the Ravens, so that is probably it.

    LOL boy you're an idiot...yes all the players got these from Ray Lewis...who wears Modell on his shirt since the day he came here. (another fact you wouldn't know)...Ask Kruger next time you see him...what he thinks about Modell? And again, you're wrong...he got this shirt last year, but still wears it every game as a brown. He is on record of saying this on radio....

    Sorry to upset you but its true. You may know your history and be some NFL expert, but you're wrong about this one.

    @bag-o-dicks said:

    Ask Kruger next time you see him...what he thinks about Modell? And again, you're wrong...he got this shirt last year, but still wears it every game as a brown. He is on record of saying this on radio....

    Prove it.. If it was on radio, I'm sure you can find the interview on the stations website.

  • @hoorta said:

    Like Bill Bellichick, Modell is the only owner who fired a HOF coach (Paul Brown) a lock (Bill) and a near miss Marty Schottenheimer. Failed owner- yup, you got that one right.

    Oh yeah because Bill was worth a hoot before Brady showed up...Lets see how he fairs after Tommy boy retires....

    Marty Schottenheimer? Oh yeah....so amazing....how many super bowls he won?

    He hired Brian Billick. He won a championship.

    He was part of process to hire John Harbaugh...He won a championship.

    whats your argument? You have none.

    @bag-o-dicks said:

    Oh yeah because Bill was worth a hoot before Brady showed up...Lets see how he fairs after Tommy boy retires....

    Marty Schottenheimer? Oh yeah....so amazing....how many super bowls he won?

    He hired Brian Billick. He won a championship.

    He was part of process to hire John Harbaugh...He won a championship.

    whats your argument? You have none.

    The one poster is right. You talk in circles and contradict yourself.

    Hoorta's point is that Modell will have fired more HOF or near HOF coaches than just about any one ever. He did fire PB and BB....for what its worth, those two are Hall of Famers.

    And just because you didn't win a title like Marty didn't mean he wasn't a good coach. Lots of good coaches never won titles: Chuck Knox, Bud Grant, Marv Levy, etc.

    And FYI, Art didn't have a cabbage fart to do with hiring Harbaugh. That was Biscotti and Ozzie.

  • @tml1138 said:

    I finally got through reading this thread. What kept my interest? This Ravens fan that I can't believe how misinformed and delusional he is. He can't see logic at all, and is just running in circles. He has contradicted everything he says. I was keeping track but lost count of the contradictions.

    BTW, what is with the stupid chant? Leave it up to your fan base to take a good song and butcher it. Annoying. But what's laughable is how pathetic it is and unoriginal, as you stole the idea from European soccer fans who have been doing it years before you. (There's a peculiar pattern of stealing in the land of Baltimore.)

    Baltimore: They can't hang onto a franchise, nor start one from scratch.

    You're an idiot....just because sundays in BALTIMORE and the fan experience in M&T Bank is far superior then to the one in Cleveland no need to hate. funny that you bring up the song and chant...if you listen around the league...everyone has started to "try" and do that since the Ravens won super bowl. Maybe it was taken from European soccer fans, but no one in the NFL had been doing it.

    Baltimore > Cleveland in sports....no doubt about it.

    @bag-o-dicks said:

    You're an idiot....just because sundays in BALTIMORE and the fan experience in M&T Bank is far superior then to the one in Cleveland no need to hate. funny that you bring up the song and chant...if you listen around the league...everyone has started to "try" and do that since the Ravens won super bowl. Maybe it was taken from European soccer fans, but no one in the NFL had been doing it.

    Baltimore > Cleveland in sports....no doubt about it.

    The only reason the "fan experience" at M&T stadium is superior is because the Ravens have been winners.

    Anything else doesn't matter.

  • @tml1138 said:

    I finally got through reading this thread. What kept my interest? This Ravens fan that I can't believe how misinformed and delusional he is. He can't see logic at all, and is just running in circles. He has contradicted everything he says. I was keeping track but lost count of the contradictions.

    BTW, what is with the stupid chant? Leave it up to your fan base to take a good song and butcher it. Annoying. But what's laughable is how pathetic it is and unoriginal, as you stole the idea from European soccer fans who have been doing it years before you. (There's a peculiar pattern of stealing in the land of Baltimore.)

    Baltimore: They can't hang onto a franchise, nor start one from scratch.

    Well, here is a statistic that you may be interested in:

    Of the current 124 major league franchises in the MLB/NBA/NFL/NHL 43 of them began their existance in another city. That represent 34.6% or more than 1 in 3.

    @the-gipper said:

    Well, here is a statistic that you may be interested in:

    Of the current 124 major league franchises in the MLB/NBA/NFL/NHL 43 of them began their existance in another city. That represent 34.6% or more than 1 in 3.

    I didn't know the numbers or percentages, but I had no doubt there were many that moved around. The point is, this douche wants to claim Ravens are superior in every way and that Cleveland pro sports teams are all "losers". Something to be proud of that the major league teams here are original home-grown and have stayed here.

  • @the-gipper said:

    Yea, well a lot of those turds were Mike Lombardi acquisitions. So now you know why we are not too high on our current GM.

    It is far more than your current GM...they made a nice TRICH trade. LOL

    @bag-o-dicks said:

    It is far more than your current GM...they made a nice TRICH trade. LOL

    Yes, we have had a string of bad GMs.

    Like we said: you got lucky to get Ozzie, and we were unlucky to not get him. No one debates that.

  • @the-gipper said:

    We treat assholes the way assholes should be treated. We treat ignorant people the way idiots should be treated.

    If you don't like the way you are treated, then it all falls back on your head. You have no one to blame but yourself for any ill treament you receive.

    I'm a big boy...I can handle all of this...I just laugh at how angry you people are. I understand how a mess your franchise is and that would upset me too, but sheesh.

    @bag-o-dicks said:

    I'm a big boy...I can handle all of this...I just laugh at how angry you people are. I understand how a mess your franchise is and that would upset me too, but sheesh.

    You laugh at how angry we are? We laugh at how stupid you are. Somehow, I think we got the better deal.

  • @the-gipper said:

    Yea, we ARE smart enough to know a photoshopped picture when we see one. Or, more likely these T-shirts were handed out to every Ravens player and they were told to wear them. This picture was taken when he was with the Ravens, so that is probably it.

    LOL boy you're an idiot...yes all the players got these from Ray Lewis...who wears Modell on his shirt since the day he came here. (another fact you wouldn't know)...Ask Kruger next time you see him...what he thinks about Modell? And again, you're wrong...he got this shirt last year, but still wears it every game as a brown. He is on record of saying this on radio....

    Sorry to upset you but its true. You may know your history and be some NFL expert, but you're wrong about this one.

    @bag-o-dicks said:

    LOL boy you're an idiot...yes all the players got these from Ray Lewis...who wears Modell on his shirt since the day he came here. (another fact you wouldn't know)...Ask Kruger next time you see him...what he thinks about Modell? And again, you're wrong...he got this shirt last year, but still wears it every game as a brown. He is on record of saying this on radio....

    Sorry to upset you but its true. You may know your history and be some NFL expert, but you're wrong about this one.

    That picture was taken when he was a Raven.

    And OK, I will ask hom about this the next time I see him.....like we hang out together 😵

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  • Why do you guys keep entertaining this fucking troll? I originally thought he/she was just Ratbird fan that wanted reasonable dialog with us Browns fans. NOT! Fuckin troll douche bag.

  • @the-gipper said:

    Well, here is a statistic that you may be interested in:

    Of the current 124 major league franchises in the MLB/NBA/NFL/NHL 43 of them began their existance in another city. That represent 34.6% or more than 1 in 3.

    I didn't know the numbers or percentages, but I had no doubt there were many that moved around. The point is, this douche wants to claim Ravens are superior in every way and that Cleveland pro sports teams are all "losers". Something to be proud of that the major league teams here are original home-grown and have stayed here.

    @tml1138 said:

    I didn't know the numbers or percentages, but I had no doubt there were many that moved around. The point is, this douche wants to claim Ravens are superior in every way and that Cleveland pro sports teams are all "losers". Something to be proud of that the major league teams here are original home-grown and have stayed here.

    Well, the Indians have been better run than the Orioles since the early 90s.

    But, obviously the Ravens have been a quality franchise since they shed Art Modell in 1999. And the Browns have sucked under the Lerner ownership.....and Haslam hasn't started out well.

    And yes, of all Cleveland teams, none of them began somewhere else. None of them are part of the 34.6% that have moved.

    And FYI, I do NOT include the Ravens as being part of that "moved franchise" portion.

  • Why do you guys keep entertaining this fucking troll? I originally thought he/she was just Ratbird fan that wanted reasonable dialog with us Browns fans. NOT! Fuckin troll douche bag.

    @nuckin-futz said:

    Why do you guys keep entertaining this fucking troll? I originally thought he/she was just Ratbird fan that wanted reasonable dialog with us Browns fans. NOT! Fuckin troll douche bag.

    Pure entertainment my dear friend.

    The thing is with some of these guys is that they are too numb with stupidity to know when they have been sliced, diced and drawn and quartered and they bleed out never knowing that they've been hurt.