Calfox's Ultra-Stupendous Mock Draft, once and for all.

Canton Mike

Mike,

You're my friend, but I will mock your mock!!!...Get it??? LOL

I WILL say that you went above & beyond by adding ANOTHER OLB, ANOTHER TE, TWO WRs & TWO QBs rather than "wasting" a pick on an ILB???

I'm padding the inside of my car before I pick you up next Thursday!

Mike

jcam222

First well written explanations. However....................I cant say I like much about it. I love Garoppollo but not in the 1st and I am really unsure why you believe he wont be there at 35. Way to big a stretch on the CB in the 2nd. The choice of running back is beyond underwhelming. Top it off with no ILB and just not great. On a positive note I cant hate on Watkins although even that pick I think could be overkill.

thenew23

Reaching for players, and ignoring glaring holes... same ol' Browns... glad you're not the GM

calfoxwc

Well, I never said I don't suck at mock drafts.

In fact, the only time I got a pick correct, was Joe Thomas.

Canton Mike

@jcam222 said:
On a positive note I cant hate on Watkins although even that pick I think could be overkill.

I have never been on the Watkins bandwagon either. We have other, more pressing needs & this is a WR rich draft. The key is who FARMER & PETTINE want at 4. No matter who it may be, I'm on board. I just like bustin' Cals' chops.

Mike

Canton Mike

@calfoxwc said:

Well, I never said I don't suck at mock drafts.

In fact, the only time I got a pick correct, was Joe Thomas.

1) Well, I DID say you suck at mock drafts! LOL

2) Me too (I also got Haden right), but remember how excited I was that we drafted Trich & Weeden? .......and I am not a drug user!

Mike

jcam222

@calfoxwc said:

Well, I never said I don't suck at mock drafts.

In fact, the only time I got a pick correct, was Joe Thomas.

Lol no worries , you have to understand anyone who posts a draft on here right now and asks for feedback is taking shit from someone for sure

calfoxwc

Okay, per my conversation with Canton Mike, let's compare HIS draft, with mine:

1st Round Pick: Teddy Twatwater. One bad outing doesn't a career make. Teddy will

have fire when he is with the Browns. He'll breathe fire like a dragon

that just ate a bushel of super hot peppers....

1st Round Pick (IND): A.J. Mcarron, QB. Because Canton Mike likes this guy better...

and because he realizes that

that he should never have picked Brigdewater with the

4 pick. Way too late, Mike. @@.

2nd Round Pick: Kelvin Benjamin, WR, big tall stupid wr who catches passes

really great once in a while, if he gets a route right.

3a Shane Skov, ILB,6'2", 245 Will be a great ILB, but will drop back into coverage slower than Jackson did.

3b Jarvis Landry, WR, 6', 205, 4.61 forty. Mike would have taken him with the #4 pick,

but I talked him out of it..... actually, this isn't a bad pick, except he's shorter and slower

than my pick - Abbredaris.

4a Stanley Jean-Baptiste, CB, 6'3", 218, 4.55 forty. But he's tall, and Mike says he can

play CB and FS at the same time, like

Superman...

4b (IND): Max Bullough, ILB, 6'4",249. Well, there's two

mlb's so.... Bullough and Skov will rock the house.

5th Round Pick:Jon Halapio, OG, 6'4",323. Tough powerhouse, 5.29 forty. ROG.

Out of desperation, Canton Mike stole my pick here.

6th Round Pick: Rajion Neal, 5-11, 220, RB, receiver out of the backfield, strong, very agile and quick.

He's the perfect choice, since even Canton Mike won't pick a third ILB.

7th Round Pick: Elisha Olabode, FS 5'9", 194, TCU. Why? No idea, except Canton

Mike says she is very nice, and looks like Troy Pollywannacrackerfromyou

of the steelers.......

calfoxwc

I think my mock is better, ROF,L !!!

Canton Mike

@calfoxwc said:
I think my mock is better, ROF,L !!!

It SHOULD be, since I had NOTHING to do with the one you posted for me.

Bridgewater my ass! Kelvin, my ass!

Mike

calfoxwc

Did too. OVer the phone. You are a huge Bridgewater and Kelvin Benjamin fan.

And you wanted Elisha as an ILB, but thank goodness, I convinced you she was

too small....lol

Canton Mike

Hey folks, Cal is just angry that we didn't go after Pollymoomoo in 2003.

Mike

miktoxic

thank god someone knew the heimlich maneuver as i almost choked on my dinner reading your mock.

not trying to be disrespectful but you might have had too many 'root beers' before coming up with this.

Canton Mike

I will say one thing......Please note who submitted "my" draft, & it wasn't ME!!!

Cal & I are just having some fun poking fun at each other. Nothing serious about this thread.

Mike

calfoxwc

You should have seen all the other pitiful attempts I made

at doing a mock before...

This draft is really, seriously weird, and hard to figure.

I don't know which qb. I think, since Kennard played in a 3-4,

he could play ILB no problem.

I would love the Browns to draft Su'a-Filo. But it would have to be at 26.

Bortles doesn't seem to have the arm to pick him at 4.

I'd go wr in the second, but .... this year, it's like a game of pickup stix.

I honestly hope Khali Mack falls to the Browns ideally.

But, if they do draft Mathews (doubt it, bigtime), well,

I will be delighted whatever they do, because they

will be experts.

Khalil Mack

best wr available

quarterback

cb ...

or cb,

og,

ILB qb no wait...

ilb, qb, wr, cb.... good grief.

mix em, change em all around.

It is going to be FUN at the draft party watching the Browns

do the intelligent picks.

Harry Buffalo

My only thing was with the formatting being fucked up. Made it hard to read.

calfoxwc

Yeah, I had it formatted, but it lost it over here...

And, obviously, I was talkin to Canton Mike, and I know

he isn't high on a qb in the first, and hates the idea of

drafting Benjamin and Bridgewater.....lol, and "his draft"

was pretty funny, even to him. I made it up while

he was on the phone.

but he did call me back and said that 7th round little safety....- "she'd rock at ORG".....