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  • Okay, per my conversation with Canton Mike, let's compare HIS draft, with mine:

    1st Round Pick: Teddy Twatwater. One bad outing doesn't a career make. Teddy will
    have fire when he is with the Browns. He'll breathe fire like a dragon
    that just ate a bushel of super hot peppers....
    1st Round Pick (IND): A.J. Mcarron, QB. Because Canton Mike likes this guy better...
    and because he realizes that
    that he should never have picked Brigdewater with the
    4 pick. Way too late, Mike. @@.
    2nd Round Pick: Kelvin Benjamin, WR, big tall stupid wr who catches passes
    really great once in a while, if he gets a route right.
    3a Shane Skov, ILB,6'2", 245 Will be a great ILB, but will drop back into coverage slower than Jackson did.
    3b Jarvis Landry, WR, 6', 205, 4.61 forty. Mike would have taken him with the #4 pick,
    but I talked him out of it..... actually, this isn't a bad pick, except he's shorter and slower
    than my pick - Abbredaris.
    4a Stanley Jean-Baptiste, CB, 6'3", 218, 4.55 forty. But he's tall, and Mike says he can
    play CB and FS at the same time, like
    Superman...
    4b (IND): Max Bullough, ILB, 6'4",249. Well, there's two
    mlb's so.... Bullough and Skov will rock the house.
    5th Round Pick:Jon Halapio, OG, 6'4",323. Tough powerhouse, 5.29 forty. ROG.
    Out of desperation, Canton Mike stole my pick here.
    6th Round Pick: Rajion Neal, 5-11, 220, RB, receiver out of the backfield, strong, very agile and quick.
    He's the perfect choice, since even Canton Mike won't pick a third ILB.
    7th Round Pick: Elisha Olabode, FS 5'9", 194, TCU. Why? No idea, except Canton
    Mike says she is very nice, and looks like Troy Pollywannacrackerfromyou
    of the steelers.......

  • I think my mock is better, ROF,L !!!

  • C calfoxwc

    I think my mock is better, ROF,L !!!

    @calfoxwc said:

    I think my mock is better, ROF,L !!!

    It SHOULD be, since I had NOTHING to do with the one you posted for me.

    Bridgewater my ass! Kelvin, my ass!

    Mike

    IN DORSEY I TRUST

  • Did too. OVer the phone. You are a huge Bridgewater and Kelvin Benjamin fan.

    And you wanted Elisha as an ILB, but thank goodness, I convinced you she was

    too small....lol

  • Hey folks, Cal is just angry that we didn't go after Pollymoomoo in 2003.

    Mike

    IN DORSEY I TRUST

  • thank god someone knew the heimlich maneuver as i almost choked on my dinner reading your mock.

    not trying to be disrespectful but you might have had too many 'root beers' 😉 before coming up with this.

  • I will say one thing......Please note who submitted "my" draft, & it wasn't ME!!!

    Cal & I are just having some fun poking fun at each other. Nothing serious about this thread.

    Mike

    IN DORSEY I TRUST

  • You should have seen all the other pitiful attempts I made

    at doing a mock before...

    This draft is really, seriously weird, and hard to figure.

    I don't know which qb. I think, since Kennard played in a 3-4,

    he could play ILB no problem.

    I would love the Browns to draft Su'a-Filo. But it would have to be at 26.

    Bortles doesn't seem to have the arm to pick him at 4.

    I'd go wr in the second, but .... this year, it's like a game of pickup stix.

    I honestly hope Khali Mack falls to the Browns ideally.

    But, if they do draft Mathews (doubt it, bigtime), well,

    I will be delighted whatever they do, because they

    will be experts.

    Khalil Mack

    best wr available

    quarterback

    cb ...

    or cb,

    og,

    ILB qb no wait...

    ilb, qb, wr, cb.... good grief.

    mix em, change em all around.

    It is going to be FUN at the draft party watching the Browns

    do the intelligent picks.

  • My only thing was with the formatting being fucked up. Made it hard to read.

    Ruining threads since 1897.

  • Yeah, I had it formatted, but it lost it over here...

    And, obviously, I was talkin to Canton Mike, and I know

    he isn't high on a qb in the first, and hates the idea of

    drafting Benjamin and Bridgewater.....lol, and "his draft"

    was pretty funny, even to him. I made it up while

    he was on the phone.

    but he did call me back and said that 7th round little safety....- "she'd rock at ORG"..... 😁

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