Calfox's Ultra-Stupendous Mock Draft, once and for all.
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First well written explanations. However....................I cant say I like much about it. I love Garoppollo but not in the 1st and I am really unsure why you believe he wont be there at 35. Way to big a stretch on the CB in the 2nd. The choice of running back is beyond underwhelming. Top it off with no ILB and just not great. On a positive note I cant hate on Watkins although even that pick I think could be overkill.
On a positive note I cant hate on Watkins although even that pick I think could be overkill.
I have never been on the Watkins bandwagon either. We have other, more pressing needs & this is a WR rich draft. The key is who FARMER & PETTINE want at 4. No matter who it may be, I'm on board. I just like bustin' Cals' chops.
Mike
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Well, I never said I don't suck at mock drafts.
In fact, the only time I got a pick correct, was Joe Thomas.
Well, I never said I don't suck at mock drafts.
In fact, the only time I got a pick correct, was Joe Thomas.
1) Well, I DID say you suck at mock drafts! LOL
2) Me too (I also got Haden right), but remember how excited I was that we drafted Trich & Weeden? .......and I am not a drug user!
Mike
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Well, I never said I don't suck at mock drafts.
In fact, the only time I got a pick correct, was Joe Thomas.
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Okay, per my conversation with Canton Mike, let's compare HIS draft, with mine:
1st Round Pick: Teddy Twatwater. One bad outing doesn't a career make. Teddy willhave fire when he is with the Browns. He'll breathe fire like a dragonthat just ate a bushel of super hot peppers....1st Round Pick (IND): A.J. Mcarron, QB. Because Canton Mike likes this guy better...and because he realizes thatthat he should never have picked Brigdewater with the4 pick. Way too late, Mike. @@.2nd Round Pick: Kelvin Benjamin, WR, big tall stupid wr who catches passesreally great once in a while, if he gets a route right.3a Shane Skov, ILB,6'2", 245 Will be a great ILB, but will drop back into coverage slower than Jackson did.3b Jarvis Landry, WR, 6', 205, 4.61 forty. Mike would have taken him with the #4 pick,but I talked him out of it..... actually, this isn't a bad pick, except he's shorter and slowerthan my pick - Abbredaris.4a Stanley Jean-Baptiste, CB, 6'3", 218, 4.55 forty. But he's tall, and Mike says he canplay CB and FS at the same time, likeSuperman...4b (IND): Max Bullough, ILB, 6'4",249. Well, there's twomlb's so.... Bullough and Skov will rock the house.5th Round Pick:Jon Halapio, OG, 6'4",323. Tough powerhouse, 5.29 forty. ROG.Out of desperation, Canton Mike stole my pick here.6th Round Pick: Rajion Neal, 5-11, 220, RB, receiver out of the backfield, strong, very agile and quick.He's the perfect choice, since even Canton Mike won't pick a third ILB.7th Round Pick: Elisha Olabode, FS 5'9", 194, TCU. Why? No idea, except CantonMike says she is very nice, and looks like Troy Pollywannacrackerfromyouof the steelers....... -
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Did too. OVer the phone. You are a huge Bridgewater and Kelvin Benjamin fan.
And you wanted Elisha as an ILB, but thank goodness, I convinced you she was
too small....lol
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Hey folks, Cal is just angry that we didn't go after Pollymoomoo in 2003.
Mike
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thank god someone knew the heimlich maneuver as i almost choked on my dinner reading your mock.
not trying to be disrespectful but you might have had too many 'root beers'
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I will say one thing......Please note who submitted "my" draft, & it wasn't ME!!!
Cal & I are just having some fun poking fun at each other. Nothing serious about this thread.
Mike
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You should have seen all the other pitiful attempts I made
at doing a mock before...
This draft is really, seriously weird, and hard to figure.
I don't know which qb. I think, since Kennard played in a 3-4,
he could play ILB no problem.
I would love the Browns to draft Su'a-Filo. But it would have to be at 26.
Bortles doesn't seem to have the arm to pick him at 4.
I'd go wr in the second, but .... this year, it's like a game of pickup stix.
I honestly hope Khali Mack falls to the Browns ideally.
But, if they do draft Mathews (doubt it, bigtime), well,
I will be delighted whatever they do, because they
will be experts.
Khalil Mack
best wr available
quarterback
cb ...
or cb,
og,
ILB qb no wait...
ilb, qb, wr, cb.... good grief.
mix em, change em all around.
It is going to be FUN at the draft party watching the Browns
do the intelligent picks.
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My only thing was with the formatting being fucked up. Made it hard to read.
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Yeah, I had it formatted, but it lost it over here...
And, obviously, I was talkin to Canton Mike, and I know
he isn't high on a qb in the first, and hates the idea of
drafting Benjamin and Bridgewater.....lol, and "his draft"
was pretty funny, even to him. I made it up while
he was on the phone.
but he did call me back and said that 7th round little safety....- "she'd rock at ORG".....
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