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  • cvcanedyC cvcanedy

    @miktoxic said:

    exactly.

    with his injury plagued career i don't know how anyone can say this is a low risk signing when the guy plays like there are banana peels all over the field.

    austin better not hang out with manziel if he wants to stay married.

    hell that gold diggin whore kardasian might come crawlin back to austin just to rub up on the johnny train.

    dirty filthy pig.

    She fuck your boyfriend?

    @cvcanedy said:

    She fuck your boyfriend?

    hilarious!!

    my boyfriend doesn't like gold diggin whores.

  • VagitronV Vagitron

    @the-gipper said:

    OK, particulars anyone? What is his height weight speed etc. past stats, contract terms etc.

    Gipper why do you not know who miles Austin is?

    @vagitron said:

    Gipper why do you not know who miles Austin is?

    probably because he's only played a full 16 game season 4 out of his 8 years in the league.

  • Harry BuffaloH Harry Buffalo

    @miktoxic said:

    exactly.

    with his injury plagued career i don't know how anyone can say this is a low risk signing when the guy plays like there are banana peels all over the field.

    austin better not hang out with manziel if he wants to stay married.

    hell that gold diggin whore kardasian might come crawlin back to austin just to rub up on the johnny train.

    dirty filthy pig.

    It's low risk because we likely gave next to nothing in terms of guarenteed money. Guys still around in FA to this point don't get paid much more than Minimum and next to nothing in guarneteed money. If he is healthy, there is a good chance he can be a 1000+ yard WR again. If not then he gets pushed out the door for someone else. I feel like we are picking up guys with injury histories and trying to smash them together into one productive WR season, but if it gets us through the year then who the hell really cares.

    @harry-buffalo said:

    It's low risk because we likely gave net to nothing in terms of guarenteed money. Guys still around in FA to this point don't get paid much more than Minimum and next to nothing in guarneteed money.

    Yup... low/ no guarantee and liberal incentive clauses to make it possible for the vet to approach paydays of his days gone by if he produces.

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  • I haven't read from my post back, but I just saw this news and couldn't be happier. Not sure how the rest of you feel, but I'm happy with Farmer and as I said many times in the Tavern during the draft, Ray knows what he's doing and we'll be fine without Puffy............ I'm sure the sky is falling crowd will loudly disagree.

  • BadNewsBrownsB BadNewsBrowns

    @badnewsbrowns said:

    reminds me of Beetlejuice of Howard Stern fame

  • VagitronV Vagitron

    @the-gipper said:

    OK, particulars anyone? What is his height weight speed etc. past stats, contract terms etc.

    Gipper why do you not know who miles Austin is?

    @vagitron said:

    Gipper why do you not know who miles Austin is?

    I know who he is. I just didn't memorize his height/weight/speed etc. or all of his statistics over the years.

    I may be a mentat but I am not omniscient.

  • The GipperT The Gipper

    @vagitron said:

    Gipper why do you not know who miles Austin is?

    I know who he is. I just didn't memorize his height/weight/speed etc. or all of his statistics over the years.

    I may be a mentat but I am not omniscient.

    @the-gipper said:

    I know who he is. I just didn't memorize his height/weight/speed etc. or all of his statistics over the years.

    I may be a mentat but I am not omniscient.

    Gipper it's the interwebs. We're all omniscient.

  • Considering who was still availible to sign, when I saw that we did in fact sign him, I was so god damn happy.

    Ruining threads since 1897.

  • Great signing, hope he can stay away from the hammoes and turf toe

  • Bad news...Austin pulled a hamstring signing the contract.

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  • His hand went stiff when using a Viagra pen to sign the deal .....

  • T Taco918

    I guess Kanye won't be autotuning the nation anthem for us this year.

    @taco918 said:

    I guess Kanye won't be autotuning the nation anthem for us this year.

    Well that's worth signing him for right there!

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  • L LovesJohnnysWood

    Bad news...Austin pulled a hamstring signing the contract.

    TyperWoods said:

    Bad news...Austin pulled a hamstring signing the contract.

    original shit right there.You sucked a dick while you typed bad news.

    L 1 Reply

  • great move, low risk / high reward which are the best type of moves outside of guarenteed studs which their aren't that many of. He has battled injuries but its not like he is a walking gimp. He played through a couple and hasn't had any complete seasons wiped out. Since his breakout seasons when he blew up coming off the bench and in overtime (I think it was @KC, could be wrong) he has started 58 out of 73 games. He's missed about 3 games a year on average which if the Browns get even 10-12 games of a healthy Austin's production it will make a big impact on the team. Also, alot of his catches went down when Bryant became the no.1 receiver. Romo locks onto Bryant alot because he is so good and can make amazing plays even if covered. I'm not a big Romo fan and don't want to harp on it too much but I feel if Austin had a better QB he would have been a little more productive the past couple years. Not that Cleveland's QB will outperform Romo THIS season but I do think Austin, being a vet and being pretty steady when he is in the lineup can be a very good weapon for a young QB (whether Hoyer or Manziel) to have. It will definetly help buy a year if Gordon has to sit all 16 games and get the Browns to next season when they will have the draft picks to add some talent as a longer term solution. I think Austin still has a couple decent years left in him even if they are 10-12 game seasons and he has shown that he occassionaly can stay on the field for all the games, again its not like he's just an injury waiting to happen like he's Dan Morgan.

  • All these moves might be great but it doesn't take away the mistake made in the second round of the draft. Farmer needed to take a talented WR and not an OG. OG's were available in the third round.

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  • F Frenchie

    All these moves might be great but it doesn't take away the mistake made in the second round of the draft. Farmer needed to take a talented WR and not an OG. OG's were available in the third round.

    @frenchie said:

    All these moves might be great but it doesn't take away the mistake made in the second round of the draft. Farmer needed to take a talented WR and not an OG. OG's were available in the third round.

    Hehe- we should have take Watkins @ #4. Nah- I can't fault Farmer much. RG was a total mess last year. If Gordon is gone for the year, hard to see the Browns as a playoff team anyway.

  • That second round mistake was probably the smartest and safest pick in our draft. Joel B is nasty throw back blue collar tough SOB. Any wr we would have taken was not guaranteed to start this year anyway. Look at how a 2nd round wr in our past has turned out. It takes 2 to 3 years for a guy to figure the game out. We didnt reach for a wr becuase we are going to have a smash mouth run game. Believe in it man, its here!

  • Does anyone know the length of these new wr deals. Because if Gordon is only out 8 games and we still have these guys, our WR core will be outright fun to watch.

  • Jeez, 4 pages for Miles already. (Minus the Kardashian banter.)

    I for one am happy about this signing. More than any other receiver we signed this offseason so far. IF he stays healthy, yes. I'm surprised we got him actually...and then with an appropriate contract of low guarantee...again Farmer shows he kicks ass at this GM gig.

  • F Frenchie

    All these moves might be great but it doesn't take away the mistake made in the second round of the draft. Farmer needed to take a talented WR and not an OG. OG's were available in the third round.

    @frenchie said:

    All these moves might be great but it doesn't take away the mistake made in the second round of the draft. Farmer needed to take a talented WR and not an OG. OG's were available in the third round.

    And qbs were available in the 7th round. That's a poor analysis...it's about specific players and relative value.

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