Stockton Shorts Discusses Brian Hoyer
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Because that elite QB Kaepernick is currently 4-4 and cost his team a win against a putrid Rams team today. I watched that game and there's no way that the way he played today would've won the game against Tampa Bay.
And I seriously can't believe you're talking about fucking draft picks for 2015 when the team is 5 and fucking 3 and will have a chance to be in first place in 5 days.
Are you fucking Retarded?
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I hope that was not your locker room message...
Now we need "an elite QB"...
This just keeps getting better...
He's not going to answer you because he cant do it. There's no way they can make that switch at this point. Not when our "not elite QB" will be starting Thursday night with a chance to put the Browns in first place in the division.
He's not going to answer you because he cant do it.
I know... he ignored it the first two times I asked... but I can keep asking.
Other things Stocky's not going to do this week:
- use game stats;
- grasp reality;
- practice humility;
- have sex...
"When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196 -
I know... he ignored it the first two times I asked... but I can keep asking.
Other things Stocky's not going to do this week:
- use game stats;
- grasp reality;
- practice humility;
- have sex...
Hoyer had 300 yards and 2TDs and 2INTs with 61% against the Bucs
Is that good? You tell me Tour, is that great?
The Bucs who gave up 5TDs in a half to Flacco. The Bucs that gave up 59 to the Falcons and a 155.9 rating to Ryan? The Bucs where Bridgewater threw for 241 and a TD with no picks? Hoyer and his 85 rating against a putrid pass defense is supposed to impress me?
You tell me Tour, how good was it today? Because it didn't look good. C+ at best.
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Hoyer is on pace for what, 4000yds 20 TDs 8 INTs at about a 59% completion rate.
Check out Hall Of Famer Eli's career numbers.
Check out Super Bowl MVP Joe Flaccos.
Kaepernick helps his team win some games, and he just about single handedly loses them a few too. I'd rather have boring ass Brian Hoyer, or Alex Smith, than that at QB.
Russell Wilson is fine. He's in a situation where he can succeed. He wasn't asked to do too much as a rookie. They had a solid team around him, and he won the job straight out of training camp. Something the guy on our bench, didn't.
I didn't say any of them were terrible. I do think 3 of those 4 are some of the most over rated players in the league. You can read that however you want. Seems to be your style anyway.
But it's my opinion that if all 4 of those guys were drafted by the Cleveland Browns their rookie years, they would be backing up someone on another team right now.
I can't reason with idiots. All I can do is suggest you look at some statistics, and practice your reading comprehension skills, and get back to us when you've made sense of it all.
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Hoyer is on pace for what, 4000yds 20 TDs 8 INTs at about a 59% completion rate.
Check out Hall Of Famer Eli's career numbers.
Check out Super Bowl MVP Joe Flaccos.
Kaepernick helps his team win some games, and he just about single handedly loses them a few too. I'd rather have boring ass Brian Hoyer, or Alex Smith, than that at QB.
Russell Wilson is fine. He's in a situation where he can succeed. He wasn't asked to do too much as a rookie. They had a solid team around him, and he won the job straight out of training camp. Something the guy on our bench, didn't.
I didn't say any of them were terrible. I do think 3 of those 4 are some of the most over rated players in the league. You can read that however you want. Seems to be your style anyway.
But it's my opinion that if all 4 of those guys were drafted by the Cleveland Browns their rookie years, they would be backing up someone on another team right now.
I can't reason with idiots. All I can do is suggest you look at some statistics, and practice your reading comprehension skills, and get back to us when you've made sense of it all.
Hoyer is on pace for what, 4000yds 20 TDs 8 INTs at about a 59% completion rate.
Check out Hall Of Famer Eli's career numbers.
Check out Super Bowl MVP Joe Flaccos.
Kaepernick helps his team win some games, and he just about single handedly loses them a few too. I'd rather have boring ass Brian Hoyer, or Alex Smith, than that at QB.
If you think for 1 second that last comment you made is a true statement, then you have to quit talking. Have to. Brian Hoyer isn't even close to Alex Smiths ability and Alex Smith was ousted for Kaepernick and the Niners only got better.
If you can't see a difference, just by talent, if you can not see a difference between Joe Flacco and Eli and Brian Hoyer, then you're drunk in love. You're beyond saving. Everyone loves to rail against the "Manziel Lovers" who don't really exist on this board and you can't see the love affair you all have with Brian Hoyer where you act like hes something he never has been nor never will be. He's not in the same class as Flacco and Eli and he's not in the class behind the class of those two.
Like I said, I don't blame you people for loving Hoyer. He is a small time nobody getting his shot. You relate to him. He's the extension of you. Someone time will quickly forget ever existed and is completely unremarkable in every way. You see yourself in him. You're comfortable with Hoyer.
Hoyer will never, ever ever be a Super Bowl winning QB. If you want to say that statement is false, then do so. Put it on paper and don't do this "Oh we don't know" yes we do. We do. Luck will be a Super Bowl winning QB, I know it and you know it. Hoyer will never sniff a Super Bowl. If you disagree with that then say it clearly. Say "I believe Hoyer will win a Super Bowl". If you don't make that statement then you must agree with me.
If my statement is true, that Hoyer will never sniff a Super Bowl, then again what the FUCK are we talking about here? Huh? We have a guy that even his biggest supporters don't think can win a Super Bowl and you want him to be the Franchise QB?
What sense does that make?
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I know... he ignored it the first two times I asked... but I can keep asking.
Other things Stocky's not going to do this week:
- use game stats;
- grasp reality;
- practice humility;
- have sex...
Hoyer had 300 yards and 2TDs and 2INTs with 61% against the Bucs
Is that good? You tell me Tour, is that great?
The Bucs who gave up 5TDs in a half to Flacco. The Bucs that gave up 59 to the Falcons and a 155.9 rating to Ryan? The Bucs where Bridgewater threw for 241 and a TD with no picks? Hoyer and his 85 rating against a putrid pass defense is supposed to impress me?
You tell me Tour, how good was it today? Because it didn't look good. C+ at best.
Hoyer had 300 yards and 2TDs and 2INTs with 61% against the Bucs
Is that good? You tell me Tour, is that great?
The Bucs who gave up 5TDs in a half to Flacco. The Bucs that gave up 59 to the Falcons and a 155.9 rating to Ryan? The Bucs where Bridgewater threw for 241 and a TD with no picks? Hoyer and his 85 rating against a putrid pass defense is supposed to impress me?
You tell me Tour, how good was it today? Because it didn't look good. C+ at best.
Looked good to me. Handled pressure and no running game pretty well. His accuracy was pretty good on all his throws, the first INT was the worst one, the one where Hawkins got creamed he shouldn't have thrown, 2nd pick was due to an overly predictable play call but wasn't a bad throw that got tipped up.
Lets see how he and the boys do against cincinnati, it'll be a good test.
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Hoyer is on pace for what, 4000yds 20 TDs 8 INTs at about a 59% completion rate.
Check out Hall Of Famer Eli's career numbers.
Check out Super Bowl MVP Joe Flaccos.
Kaepernick helps his team win some games, and he just about single handedly loses them a few too. I'd rather have boring ass Brian Hoyer, or Alex Smith, than that at QB.
If you think for 1 second that last comment you made is a true statement, then you have to quit talking. Have to. Brian Hoyer isn't even close to Alex Smiths ability and Alex Smith was ousted for Kaepernick and the Niners only got better.
If you can't see a difference, just by talent, if you can not see a difference between Joe Flacco and Eli and Brian Hoyer, then you're drunk in love. You're beyond saving. Everyone loves to rail against the "Manziel Lovers" who don't really exist on this board and you can't see the love affair you all have with Brian Hoyer where you act like hes something he never has been nor never will be. He's not in the same class as Flacco and Eli and he's not in the class behind the class of those two.
Like I said, I don't blame you people for loving Hoyer. He is a small time nobody getting his shot. You relate to him. He's the extension of you. Someone time will quickly forget ever existed and is completely unremarkable in every way. You see yourself in him. You're comfortable with Hoyer.
Hoyer will never, ever ever be a Super Bowl winning QB. If you want to say that statement is false, then do so. Put it on paper and don't do this "Oh we don't know" yes we do. We do. Luck will be a Super Bowl winning QB, I know it and you know it. Hoyer will never sniff a Super Bowl. If you disagree with that then say it clearly. Say "I believe Hoyer will win a Super Bowl". If you don't make that statement then you must agree with me.
If my statement is true, that Hoyer will never sniff a Super Bowl, then again what the FUCK are we talking about here? Huh? We have a guy that even his biggest supporters don't think can win a Super Bowl and you want him to be the Franchise QB?
What sense does that make?
If you think for 1 second that last comment you made is a true statement, then you have to quit talking. Have to. Brian Hoyer isn't even close to Alex Smiths ability and Alex Smith was ousted for Kaepernick and the Niners only got better.
If you can't see a difference, just by talent, if you can not see a difference between Joe Flacco and Eli and Brian Hoyer, then you're drunk in love. You're beyond saving. Everyone loves to rail against the "Manziel Lovers" who don't really exist on this board and you can't see the love affair you all have with Brian Hoyer where you act like hes something he never has been nor never will be. He's not in the same class as Flacco and Eli and he's not in the class behind the class of those two.
Like I said, I don't blame you people for loving Hoyer. He is a small time nobody getting his shot. You relate to him. He's the extension of you. Someone time will quickly forget ever existed and is completely unremarkable in every way. You see yourself in him. You're comfortable with Hoyer.
You missed the part where I said I don't give a shit if Hoyer is the starting quarterback on this team when it's good, didn't you?
Like I said, reading comprehension. Work on it. We'll still be here when you get back.
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I know... he ignored it the first two times I asked... but I can keep asking.
Other things Stocky's not going to do this week:
- use game stats;
- grasp reality;
- practice humility;
- have sex...
Hoyer had 300 yards and 2TDs and 2INTs with 61% against the Bucs
Is that good? You tell me Tour, is that great?
The Bucs who gave up 5TDs in a half to Flacco. The Bucs that gave up 59 to the Falcons and a 155.9 rating to Ryan? The Bucs where Bridgewater threw for 241 and a TD with no picks? Hoyer and his 85 rating against a putrid pass defense is supposed to impress me?
You tell me Tour, how good was it today? Because it didn't look good. C+ at best.
You tell me Tour, how good was it today? Because it didn't look good. C+ at best.
I will... after I read your message to the Locker room.
Until then... Hoyer's QB Rating today was 85.4. Thought you'd like to know.
"When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196 -
You tell me Tour, how good was it today? Because it didn't look good. C+ at best.
I will... after I read your message to the Locker room.
Until then... Hoyer's QB Rating today was 85.4. Thought you'd like to know.
I will... after I read your message to the Locker room.
Until then... Hoyer's QB Rating today was 85.4. Thought you'd like to know.
85.4. Thats good Tour.
Tampa Bays defense has given up an avg QB Rating of 107 this year.
So only 22 point below their season avg. Still pretty good for Hoyer. At least he hit 300 yards finally, in the most QB friendly offense against the worst cumulative pass defenses in the NFL.
So thats a milestone.
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...sure there will be a QB change eventually and it might not even be manziel. but better football minds than mine or yours will make that call.
Really...
You know the difference between Stocky and 90% of the rest of us here? Probably a few weeks... possibly longer, but probably only a few.
Well that and at least a few healthy relationships with other forum members.
Stocky, one last chance...
Write down the talk you'd give to the 2014 Browns explaining why you are shelving their 5-3 QB so you can test drive your back up.
Be sure to address the fact that you are giving up on any playoff aspirations because it is clear the team is not good enough.
Be sure to include the fact that despite you giving up and shutting down the season, they should not.
And don't forget to wish Hoyer well since he be gone as soon as the season ends.
I can't wait to read this...
Don't forget to use small words so we can understand you...
Really...
You know the difference between Stocky and 90% of the rest of us here? Probably a few weeks... possibly longer, but probably only a few.
Well that and at least a few healthy relationships with other forum members.
Stocky, one last chance...
Write down the talk you'd give to the 2014 Browns explaining why you are shelving their 5-3 QB so you can test drive your back up.
Be sure to address the fact that you are giving up on any playoff aspirations because it is clear the team is not good enough.
Be sure to include the fact that despite you giving up and shutting down the season, they should not.
And don't forget to wish Hoyer well since he be gone as soon as the season ends.
I can't wait to read this...
Don't forget to use small words so we can understand you...
Come on Stock, you're at a whole different level than us "simple minds", this should be easy for someone of your vast knowledge. What, are you scared to answer T's challenge? A know-it-all like you? We are all waiting for you to address the team Coach, time is ticking...........
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Really...
You know the difference between Stocky and 90% of the rest of us here? Probably a few weeks... possibly longer, but probably only a few.
Well that and at least a few healthy relationships with other forum members.
Stocky, one last chance...
Write down the talk you'd give to the 2014 Browns explaining why you are shelving their 5-3 QB so you can test drive your back up.
Be sure to address the fact that you are giving up on any playoff aspirations because it is clear the team is not good enough.
Be sure to include the fact that despite you giving up and shutting down the season, they should not.
And don't forget to wish Hoyer well since he be gone as soon as the season ends.
I can't wait to read this...
Don't forget to use small words so we can understand you...
Come on Stock, you're at a whole different level than us "simple minds", this should be easy for someone of your vast knowledge. What, are you scared to answer T's challenge? A know-it-all like you? We are all waiting for you to address the team Coach, time is ticking...........
Come on Stock, you're at a whole different level than us "simple minds", this should be easy for someone of your vast knowledge. What, are you scared to answer T's challenge? A know-it-all like you? We are all waiting for you to address the team Coach, time is ticking...........
Heres my talk to the team.
Hey guys, not good lately. It is clear that we're not contenders, especially without Mack. Not going to happen this year. The goal is to get you vets a Super Bowl before you retire so we're going to build for the future starting now. Brian Hoyer has been fine, but fine doesn't cut it at the QB position in this league so we're going to find out what we got in the kid. We will find a Super Bowl caliber QB in this few year window we have with you guys. We're not there yet, but we will continue to try and get there. Everybody give Brian a hand he's been adequate. He'll need some help moving this offseason so if any of you care to give him a hand with that. That'd be super. I'm sure he lives in an average house on average street so it'll be easy to find.
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I'm gonna go ahead and humor Stockton.
Let's say fate forces the coaching staff's hand next week. Hoyer goes down with a broken collar bone. Manziel comes in and shits down the side of his leg.
The homers make excuses for the young rookie and hope for better next week. As the weeks roll by, and Manziel continues to struggle. his stats are even worse than the Hoyer stats some have been bitching and moaning about.
Browns end the season 6-10; the fan base disenfranchised after yet another let-down. What happens then?
Here's the fun part, the part where Stockton's theory falls apart. THE BROWNS DON'T GIVE UP ON MANZIEL!
The argument that "we need to find out if Manziel is a franchise QB to see if we need to draft a new one in a few months" doesn't hold up.
Certain posters would have us believe that the FO would use the last 8 games of the season to decide if they need to draft another QB next year.....
does that ever happen? Teams don't spend a 1st round pick on a QB and then after 8 games say "oops, looks like we need to draft a new one"
GMs don't trade up in the first round and draft a 21 year old QB to hear the fans cheer, or to give the national media something to talk about.
They do it to mold him into a franchise QB, a process that takes a lot longer than 8 games.
I understand there are plenty of Hoyer haters around, and they're allowed to dislike him. The most important thing is that the Browns are 5-3, enjoy it.
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I will... after I read your message to the Locker room.
Until then... Hoyer's QB Rating today was 85.4. Thought you'd like to know.
85.4. Thats good Tour.
Tampa Bays defense has given up an avg QB Rating of 107 this year.
So only 22 point below their season avg. Still pretty good for Hoyer. At least he hit 300 yards finally, in the most QB friendly offense against the worst cumulative pass defenses in the NFL.
So thats a milestone.
Tampa Bays defense has given up an avg QB Rating of 107 this year.
... and how many ypg rushing?
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Come on Stock, you're at a whole different level than us "simple minds", this should be easy for someone of your vast knowledge. What, are you scared to answer T's challenge? A know-it-all like you? We are all waiting for you to address the team Coach, time is ticking...........
Heres my talk to the team.
Hey guys, not good lately. It is clear that we're not contenders, especially without Mack. Not going to happen this year. The goal is to get you vets a Super Bowl before you retire so we're going to build for the future starting now. Brian Hoyer has been fine, but fine doesn't cut it at the QB position in this league so we're going to find out what we got in the kid. We will find a Super Bowl caliber QB in this few year window we have with you guys. We're not there yet, but we will continue to try and get there. Everybody give Brian a hand he's been adequate. He'll need some help moving this offseason so if any of you care to give him a hand with that. That'd be super. I'm sure he lives in an average house on average street so it'll be easy to find.
Heres my talk to the team.
Hey guys, not good lately. It is clear that we're not contenders, especially without Mack. Not going to happen this year. The goal is to get you vets a Super Bowl before you retire so we're going to build for the future starting now. Brian Hoyer has been fine, but fine doesn't cut it at the QB position in this league so we're going to find out what we got in the kid. We will find a Super Bowl caliber QB in this few year window we have with you guys. We're not there yet, but we will continue to try and get there. Everybody give Brian a hand he's been adequate. He'll need some help moving this offseason so if any of you care to give him a hand with that. That'd be super. I'm sure he lives in an average house on average street so it'll be easy to find.
LMAO Well done Coach. You still have the locker room, and your men's respect. They'll follow you anywhere. L M A O!
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Come on Stock, you're at a whole different level than us "simple minds", this should be easy for someone of your vast knowledge. What, are you scared to answer T's challenge? A know-it-all like you? We are all waiting for you to address the team Coach, time is ticking...........
Heres my talk to the team.
Hey guys, not good lately. It is clear that we're not contenders, especially without Mack. Not going to happen this year. The goal is to get you vets a Super Bowl before you retire so we're going to build for the future starting now. Brian Hoyer has been fine, but fine doesn't cut it at the QB position in this league so we're going to find out what we got in the kid. We will find a Super Bowl caliber QB in this few year window we have with you guys. We're not there yet, but we will continue to try and get there. Everybody give Brian a hand he's been adequate. He'll need some help moving this offseason so if any of you care to give him a hand with that. That'd be super. I'm sure he lives in an average house on average street so it'll be easy to find.
Heres my talk to the team.
Hey guys, not good lately. It is clear that we're not contenders, especially without Mack. Not going to happen this year. The goal is to get you vets a Super Bowl before you retire so we're going to build for the future starting now. Brian Hoyer has been fine, but fine doesn't cut it at the QB position in this league so we're going to find out what we got in the kid. We will find a Super Bowl caliber QB in this few year window we have with you guys. We're not there yet, but we will continue to try and get there. Everybody give Brian a hand he's been adequate. He'll need some help moving this offseason so if any of you care to give him a hand with that. That'd be super. I'm sure he lives in an average house on average street so it'll be easy to find.
LMAO...
I owe you a grade...
Here's one for you... F-
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Lol this is too ridiculous. At least he created his own thread now instead of clamoring in 50 other ones.
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I know... he ignored it the first two times I asked... but I can keep asking.
Other things Stocky's not going to do this week:
- use game stats;
- grasp reality;
- practice humility;
- have sex...
Hoyer had 300 yards and 2TDs and 2INTs with 61% against the Bucs
Is that good? You tell me Tour, is that great?
The Bucs who gave up 5TDs in a half to Flacco. The Bucs that gave up 59 to the Falcons and a 155.9 rating to Ryan? The Bucs where Bridgewater threw for 241 and a TD with no picks? Hoyer and his 85 rating against a putrid pass defense is supposed to impress me?
You tell me Tour, how good was it today? Because it didn't look good. C+ at best.
Hoyer had 300 yards and 2TDs and 2INTs with 61% against the Bucs
Is that good? You tell me Tour, is that great?
The Bucs who gave up 5TDs in a half to Flacco. The Bucs that gave up 59 to the Falcons and a 155.9 rating to Ryan? The Bucs where Bridgewater threw for 241 and a TD with no picks? Hoyer and his 85 rating against a putrid pass defense is supposed to impress me?
You tell me Tour, how good was it today? Because it didn't look good. C+ at best.
Also the same Bucs team that beat Pittsburgh and their 2 time super bowl winning QB Raplessburger. Guess that means Hoyer is better than that stiff huh? Maybe Pittsburgh should put him on the bench and see what they've got in whoever the fuck is their backup after actually losing to Tampa Bay.
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Hey, by the way, Hoyer's playing pretty darn good... without much help I might add...
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Which forum member yammers away with the same thing, has a lame avatar and isn't liked by almost every other member?
Here's a hint, he loves the color coral.
Well "has a lame avatar" could be just about anyone on here, but not liked by almost every other member and likes "Coral"? I bet thats me you're talking about.
Now your turn, who is dead last in the NFL in 3rd down passing?
Well "has a lame avatar" could be just about anyone on here, but not liked by almost every other member and likes "Coral"? I bet thats me you're talking about.
Now your turn, who is dead last in the NFL in 3rd down passing?
Who's starting and who's the backup?
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stockton:
i just don't get the fact that if you were that kid crying in the stadium after the drive and you are a true brown's fan.......then why all the negativity? you know what this team has been thru since '99, you've seen the coaching/FO?QB carousel, you know the one year we made it with anderson was a fluke correct?
so now that we have a guy that, who led the browns to victory over our hated nemesis by a large margin and has us with a chance to win more games than we have in a LOOOOOOOONG time, why you hating on the guy?
sure he might not be a franchise QB in the likes of a rodgers or manning or brady but he's the best we've had in quite some time.
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