Stockton Shorts Discusses Brian Hoyer
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... and I have been posting "Box Counts" for two-weeks running showing that you are full of shit...
So there's that...
Well then, if you're paying that much attention and still can't see it, maybe its time to hang it up bud.
The secret is out on the Browns. Stop the run. Thats all you gotta do.
Well then, if you're paying that much attention and still can't see it, maybe its time to hang it up bud.
The secret is out on the Browns. Stop the run. Thats all you gotta do.
Try as I might, I will never see your mirages...
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Zombo said:

"Brian Hoyer is not a franchise QB. The Browns will win less games against a tougher schedule.
These observations make me smarter than everyone else. Browns fans are all dumb. I will repeat this 57 more times in this thread, I will just word it differently each time. Because I'm smarter than you."
How dare you not put "Brian Hoyer is a Miller Light in a Champagne League" in there? Its called a "catch-phrase" for a reason.
How dare you not put "Brian Hoyer is a Miller Light in a Champaign League" in there? Its called a "catch-phrase" for a reason.
It's not even spelled right.
Mr. Smart Guy.
Zombo
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How dare you not put "Brian Hoyer is a Miller Light in a Champaign League" in there? Its called a "catch-phrase" for a reason.
It's not even spelled right.
Mr. Smart Guy.
Zombo
Zombo said:
It's not even spelled right.
Mr. Smart Guy.
Zombo
Well correct it and I'll give you a residual from the Tshirt Sales. Just do not dare to leave it out.
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First, love the new thread title. Kudos to the Mod...
Second, I read as far as Stockboy's "analysis" of our run woes. Loading the box... so funny... so detached from reality.
Stockboy, you are entitled to your own opinion, but not your own facts...
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Did Ghoolie bang a black girl is his younger years by chance?
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Did Ghoolie bang a black girl is his younger years by chance?
BWAHAHA!!!!!
are those the gay shorts they wear in stockton?
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... and I have been posting "Box Counts" for two-weeks running showing that you are full of shit...
So there's that...
Well then, if you're paying that much attention and still can't see it, maybe its time to hang it up bud.
The secret is out on the Browns. Stop the run. Thats all you gotta do.
Well then, if you're paying that much attention and still can't see it, maybe its time to hang it up bud.
The secret is out on the Browns. Stop the run. Thats all you gotta do.
Clearly not.....because the last two teams stopped the Browns from running, and the Browns won. So, go back to the drawing board.
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Loss of Mack is huge, teams are now selling out to stop run, see if Browns can beat them with pass. Hoyer better then getting credit so far "@zimbardi10 i feel everyone yells about the run game. But i think its just teams loading the box to make hoyer beat them.// Bada bing-o.
I'm sorry... Banner saying Mack's loss is huge supports your position how?
And then you cite Grossi "thinks" they're loading the box? Data? I have some to spare...
I'm sorry... Banner saying Mack's loss is huge supports your position how?
And then you cite Grossi "thinks" they're loading the box? Data? I have some to spare...
http://espn.go.com/blog/nflnation/post/_/id/147127/buccaneers-vs-browns-preview
"The Browns haven’t been able to run the ball effectively the past few games. What’s gone wrong?
McManamon: The easy answer is to say the Browns lost their Pro Bowl center. Without Alex Mack the Browns aren’t even averaging 2 yards a carry the past two games. Clearly that’s a factor. But the bigger factor is that Jacksonville and Oakland dared the Browns to throw by loading the box with a safety to protect against the run. It’s no secret that Kyle Shanahan’s offense is built around the ability to run and play-action, so teams are trying to take the run away and negate play-action."
Maybe its time to reevaluate how you "Box Count" Tour.
Browns can't run because of Brian Hoyer. Teams don't believe in him. 3 Worst teams in the league and almost lost to all 3 and they all ran the same scheme. Three worst teams in the league outscored the Browns 54-51. Browns scored only 1 TD that wasn't off a turnover in 3 games against the worst teams in the league.
The Book is out. Thursday is going to be a loss because of it.
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Hoyer is on pace for what, 4000yds 20 TDs 8 INTs at about a 59% completion rate.
Check out Hall Of Famer Eli's career numbers.
Check out Super Bowl MVP Joe Flaccos.
Kaepernick helps his team win some games, and he just about single handedly loses them a few too. I'd rather have boring ass Brian Hoyer, or Alex Smith, than that at QB.
If you think for 1 second that last comment you made is a true statement, then you have to quit talking. Have to. Brian Hoyer isn't even close to Alex Smiths ability and Alex Smith was ousted for Kaepernick and the Niners only got better.
If you can't see a difference, just by talent, if you can not see a difference between Joe Flacco and Eli and Brian Hoyer, then you're drunk in love. You're beyond saving. Everyone loves to rail against the "Manziel Lovers" who don't really exist on this board and you can't see the love affair you all have with Brian Hoyer where you act like hes something he never has been nor never will be. He's not in the same class as Flacco and Eli and he's not in the class behind the class of those two.
Like I said, I don't blame you people for loving Hoyer. He is a small time nobody getting his shot. You relate to him. He's the extension of you. Someone time will quickly forget ever existed and is completely unremarkable in every way. You see yourself in him. You're comfortable with Hoyer.
Hoyer will never, ever ever be a Super Bowl winning QB. If you want to say that statement is false, then do so. Put it on paper and don't do this "Oh we don't know" yes we do. We do. Luck will be a Super Bowl winning QB, I know it and you know it. Hoyer will never sniff a Super Bowl. If you disagree with that then say it clearly. Say "I believe Hoyer will win a Super Bowl". If you don't make that statement then you must agree with me.
If my statement is true, that Hoyer will never sniff a Super Bowl, then again what the FUCK are we talking about here? Huh? We have a guy that even his biggest supporters don't think can win a Super Bowl and you want him to be the Franchise QB?
What sense does that make?
No they didn't. The Niners stayed the same and never returned to the SuperBowl. Road the back of an amazing defense, punishing run game and smart field position. I also believe their passing offense was rated 30th overall in Kaep's first year as a full time starter.If you think for 1 second that last comment you made is a true statement, then you have to quit talking. Have to. Brian Hoyer isn't even close to Alex Smiths ability and Alex Smith was ousted for Kaepernick and the Niners only got better.
If you can't see a difference, just by talent, if you can not see a difference between Joe Flacco and Eli and Brian Hoyer, then you're drunk in love. You're beyond saving. Everyone loves to rail against the "Manziel Lovers" who don't really exist on this board and you can't see the love affair you all have with Brian Hoyer where you act like hes something he never has been nor never will be. He's not in the same class as Flacco and Eli and he's not in the class behind the class of those two.
I'd put Flacco and Hoyer together. Flacco has a stronger arm, but was upheld by a top 3 defense his entire young career. I took Pittsburgh & the Patriots decline plus a miracle blunder by Rahim Moore to get to the Super Bowl. Also, that team went on the back of some of the best Oline play I've ever seen in the post season coupled with Anquan Boldin going beast mode and snagging everything throw at him and away from him. Is flacco an elite QB? No.
Like I said, I don't blame you people for loving Hoyer. He is a small time nobody getting his shot. You relate to him. He's the extension of you. Someone time will quickly forget ever existed and is completely unremarkable in every way. You see yourself in him. You're comfortable with Hoyer.
Well, fuck you bitch. - from all of us "small time nobody's"
What sense goes your post make?! If the guy can't win the SuperBowl then pull him!??Hoyer will never, ever ever be a Super Bowl winning QB. If you want to say that statement is false, then do so. Put it on paper and don't do this "Oh we don't know" yes we do. We do. Luck will be a Super Bowl winning QB, I know it and you know it. Hoyer will never sniff a Super Bowl. If you disagree with that then say it clearly. Say "I believe Hoyer will win a Super Bowl". If you don't make that statement then you must agree with me.
If my statement is true, that Hoyer will never sniff a Super Bowl, then again what the FUCK are we talking about here? Huh? We have a guy that even his biggest supporters don't think can win a Super Bowl and you want him to be the Franchise QB?
What sense does that make?
Let me flip that the fuck around. Do you think Manziel will win the Super Bowl? With this same
Roster ? If not, then what's the point of playing him? To see " what you have"...?!?! You know you have
An extremely raw playing with great potential but needs to work on the most basic fundamentals of his craft. So again... What is the point?!?
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Lumbergh.
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you ever just want to bang your head into the wall until you go unconscious?
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stockton:
i just don't get the fact that if you were that kid crying in the stadium after the drive and you are a true brown's fan.......then why all the negativity? you know what this team has been thru since '99, you've seen the coaching/FO?QB carousel, you know the one year we made it with anderson was a fluke correct?
so now that we have a guy that, who led the browns to victory over our hated nemesis by a large margin and has us with a chance to win more games than we have in a LOOOOOOOONG time, why you hating on the guy?
sure he might not be a franchise QB in the likes of a rodgers or manning or brady but he's the best we've had in quite some time.
stockton:
i just don't get the fact that if you were that kid crying in the stadium after the drive and you are a true brown's fan.......then why all the negativity? you know what this team has been thru since '99, you've seen the coaching/FO?QB carousel, you know the one year we made it with anderson was a fluke correct?
so now that we have a guy that, who led the browns to victory over our hated nemesis by a large margin and has us with a chance to win more games than we have in a LOOOOOOOONG time, why you hating on the guy?
sure he might not be a franchise QB in the likes of a rodgers or manning or brady but he's the best we've had in quite some time.
Mik, im 100% convinced that Brian fucked his wife or beat him up when they were young
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stockton:
i just don't get the fact that if you were that kid crying in the stadium after the drive and you are a true brown's fan.......then why all the negativity? you know what this team has been thru since '99, you've seen the coaching/FO?QB carousel, you know the one year we made it with anderson was a fluke correct?
so now that we have a guy that, who led the browns to victory over our hated nemesis by a large margin and has us with a chance to win more games than we have in a LOOOOOOOONG time, why you hating on the guy?
sure he might not be a franchise QB in the likes of a rodgers or manning or brady but he's the best we've had in quite some time.
Mik, im 100% convinced that Brian fucked his wife or beat him up when they were young
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Nobodies wife wants to fuck Brian Hoyer. Now you're just being ridiculous.
Can you be rented?
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I see, the pot calling the kettle black huh?
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Also theres no way in hell you can predict whether or not a QB can win a super bowl or not. Jeesh youd think a smart fella like yourself would know that.
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Nobodies wife wants to fuck Brian Hoyer. Now you're just being ridiculous.
Girlfriend?? Mom?? My simple ass mind refuses to believe its not one of the three...
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Nobodies wife wants to fuck Brian Hoyer. Now you're just being ridiculous.
Girlfriend?? Mom?? My simple ass mind refuses to believe its not one of the three...
Girlfriend?? Mom?? My simple ass mind refuses to believe its not one of the three...
http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2014/11/the_browns_accomplishments_sho.html
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"Brian Hoyer keeps finding a way to win for the Browns, even if it's not always pretty. When he threw an early pick against the Bucs, the camera naturally went to Johnny Manziel. But Hoyer played through it and did some good things in the second half. I still don't think he's the long-term answer for the Browns, but with the team 5-3 he's earned the right to stay in there. I guess."
Glowing.
Hoyer must be fucking a lot of peoples Wives/Girlfriends/Moms if that equates to not thinking he's the guy
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