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I'm kind of mad so to hell with it, here we go with another Watkins rant...

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  • @winstonlegthigh said:

    Gordon will look a lot better with JF. I really think he doesn't like hoyer, or at least doesn't think he is a good enough qb. His play lacks because of this.

    Sorry to say there's a chance there may be truth to this... which would be a sad commentary on Gordon.

    @tour2ma said:

    Sorry to say there's a chance there may be truth to this... which would be a sad commentary on Gordon.

    Bingo! If Gordon is screwing the pooch just to make Hoyer look bad, I really wouldn't want him on my team.

  • @clevfan4life said:

    Holy fucking dog balls you will go back and read every fucking word and then write it all down so you pick right up with it tom morning first thing. In the shower if necessary it's that important.

    LOL... read it... just going to pass on commenting on it... as I already did so in "4life's Watkins' Vent V1.0".

    @tour2ma said:

    LOL... read it... just going to pass on commenting on it... as I already did so in "4life's Watkins' Vent V1.0".

    Oh so this was my Watkins vent 2.0? lols...that's a good job out of you actually. But it isn't a Watkins rant really...it's a we needed to procure a #1 rant because this Gordon shit is back that seemingly no one wanted to really talk about last year.

    Let's all be pretty clear on at least one play....the heave by Hoyer at the end of the game with 35 seconds left...did you all see the mother fucker pacing himself off the line? Had he strode off the line like the racehorse he is he easily runs under that ball and probably gains at least another 5-10 yards if not actually going to the house. We would have been almost immediately in Cunt's theoretical range of statistical probability. (field goal range)

  • @tour2ma said:

    Sorry to say there's a chance there may be truth to this... which would be a sad commentary on Gordon.

    Bingo! If Gordon is screwing the pooch just to make Hoyer look bad, I really wouldn't want him on my team.

    @canton-dawg said:

    Bingo! If Gordon is screwing the pooch just to make Hoyer look bad, I really wouldn't want him on my team.

    Dunno if he is actually trying to make hoyer look bad. I do think that his effort does lack because he just doesn't believe in hoyer. Almost like "well this guy can't get me the ball, so why give full effort".

    If this is the case it doesn't look good on Gordon, but I'm guessing he has more faith in JF.

    Next week I am betting a much better all around effort from Gordon. As long as pettine doesn't actually stick with hoyer.

  • @tour2ma said:

    LOL... read it... just going to pass on commenting on it... as I already did so in "4life's Watkins' Vent V1.0".

    Oh so this was my Watkins vent 2.0? lols...that's a good job out of you actually. But it isn't a Watkins rant really...it's a we needed to procure a #1 rant because this Gordon shit is back that seemingly no one wanted to really talk about last year.

    Let's all be pretty clear on at least one play....the heave by Hoyer at the end of the game with 35 seconds left...did you all see the mother fucker pacing himself off the line? Had he strode off the line like the racehorse he is he easily runs under that ball and probably gains at least another 5-10 yards if not actually going to the house. We would have been almost immediately in Cunt's theoretical range of statistical probability. (field goal range)

    @clevfan4life said:

    We would have been almost immediately in Cunt's theoretical range of statistical probability. (field goal range)

    Cundiff doesn't have a range this is the best he can muster

  • @clevfan4life said:

    We would have been almost immediately in Cunt's theoretical range of statistical probability. (field goal range)

    Cundiff doesn't have a range this is the best he can muster

    @the-cysko-kid said:

    Cundiff doesn't have a range this is the best he can muster

    you're right, he's a random event generator. Make from 60, miss from 30 with no wind. Like he throws some dice before running out there. Fuck I rolled snake eyes guess this one is hangin far right.

  • @tour2ma said:

    LOL... read it... just going to pass on commenting on it... as I already did so in "4life's Watkins' Vent V1.0".

    Oh so this was my Watkins vent 2.0? lols...that's a good job out of you actually. But it isn't a Watkins rant really...it's a we needed to procure a #1 rant because this Gordon shit is back that seemingly no one wanted to really talk about last year.

    Let's all be pretty clear on at least one play....the heave by Hoyer at the end of the game with 35 seconds left...did you all see the mother fucker pacing himself off the line? Had he strode off the line like the racehorse he is he easily runs under that ball and probably gains at least another 5-10 yards if not actually going to the house. We would have been almost immediately in Cunt's theoretical range of statistical probability. (field goal range)

    @clevfan4life said:

    Let's all be pretty clear on at least one play....the heave by Hoyer at the end of the game with 35 seconds left...did you all see the mother fucker pacing himself off the line? Had he strode off the line like the racehorse he is he easily runs under that ball and probably gains at least another 5-10 yards if not actually going to the house. We would have been almost immediately in Cunt's theoretical range of statistical probability. (field goal range)

    Sorta... did not see Gordon off the line, but a high-angle replay showed him "jogging" for 10 yards or so around mid-field with a DB on his hip. I thought he tried to catch up to the ball once thrown, but could not.

  • @clevfan4life said:

    Let's all be pretty clear on at least one play....the heave by Hoyer at the end of the game with 35 seconds left...did you all see the mother fucker pacing himself off the line? Had he strode off the line like the racehorse he is he easily runs under that ball and probably gains at least another 5-10 yards if not actually going to the house. We would have been almost immediately in Cunt's theoretical range of statistical probability. (field goal range)

    Sorta... did not see Gordon off the line, but a high-angle replay showed him "jogging" for 10 yards or so around mid-field with a DB on his hip. I thought he tried to catch up to the ball once thrown, but could not.

    @tour2ma said:

    Sorta... did not see Gordon off the line, but a high-angle replay showed him "jogging" for 10 yards or so around mid-field with a DB on his hip. I thought he tried to catch up to the ball once thrown, but could not.

    Well yeah of course he tried to catch up to the ball when he realized it was coming his way. Had he been on his horse off the line that DB would not have been on his hip either. He got no separation before the ball was thrown so of course he had difficulty pulling the ball in. Fundamentals. Funda fucking mentals.

  • we trade manziel to the cowboys for a second rounder get moirtta and a wide receiver and another solid d pick

  • the Retard of Watkins strikes again.... Jesus Christ dude, we get it: you wanted Watkins, and overvalue the WR position by a country mile. My suggestion, either find Doc Brown and his DeLorean or learn how to cope. I hear warm water and a mild soap is good for removing sand from the vagina.

  • the Retard of Watkins strikes again.... Jesus Christ dude, we get it: you wanted Watkins, and overvalue the WR position by a country mile. My suggestion, either find Doc Brown and his DeLorean or learn how to cope. I hear warm water and a mild soap is good for removing sand from the vagina.

    @roycerolls said:

    the Retard of Watkins strikes again...

    lol... funny, but 4life's not that bad.

  • It doesn't matter who your receivers are if your QB can't hit them when they are wide open.

  • the Retard of Watkins strikes again.... Jesus Christ dude, we get it: you wanted Watkins, and overvalue the WR position by a country mile. My suggestion, either find Doc Brown and his DeLorean or learn how to cope. I hear warm water and a mild soap is good for removing sand from the vagina.

    @roycerolls said:

    the Retard of Watkins strikes again.... Jesus Christ dude, we get it: you wanted Watkins, and overvalue the WR position by a country mile. My suggestion, either find Doc Brown and his DeLorean or learn how to cope. I hear warm water and a mild soap is good for removing sand from the vagina.

    Hey fuckknuckle I said any one of the top WR talents, which obviously included Watkins you rubbish little piss flap. If you couldn't see yesterday how Gordon was nerfing our offense than stop watching football. Stop. You're awful at watching football. You stink..you have no idea what's going on. Someone could sneak up and change the ch to soccer and as long as you saw a big green lawn with numbers on it you wouldn't know the difference.

    Oh and shorts was proven right wasn't he? I'll be the first to admit I thought he was nuts, it's just a bad game or maybe two...this will right itself. But it didn't. So admit he was right and most of us, including myself, were dead wrong. We should have started Johnny a couple weeks ago. But that one is "true" hindsight given how well Hoyer played early in the year. My point about we had to take a WR in the draft last year was not hindsighting...everybody knew we needed a WR cause we didn't know what was gonna happen with Gordon. Overvaluing the position? ARe you Retarded? <----my bad that's a completely rhetorical question on my part, disregard.

  • It doesn't matter who your receivers are if your QB can't hit them when they are wide open.

    @walterwhite said:

    It doesn't matter who your receivers are if your QB can't hit them when they are wide open.

    This is true but at least we could ship Gordon out of here and still get something for him and have a #1 left over. That's how over Gordon I am. Just think about this....the dude should literally sacrifice lambs on an alter for the fact he's still on an NFL team. He hasn't played all damn season long so it's not like he's broken down......and he's still FUCKING LOAFING?? Are you kidding me? Just wtf is dude's problem? He can't run hard off the line for 6 games? We already know he can't block for dick so we don't ask what other teams ask of their WR's. Wayne and Hilton block all over the place don't they? I'd trade Josh Gordon for Reggie fucking where's my social security check Wayne.

  • Lol, butthurt much? Shorts wasn't proven right, his platform was far more than simply "Hoyer sucks". His platform was play Manziel right now incase we need to draft another first round QB, which never happens. Sure, Hoyer was given the reigns for too long, but if you honestly believe that a rookie qb who didn't fully know the playbook still adjusting to the NFL leads this team to 7-4 then you're even dumber than your "oh no a wr didn't run fast enough in one play, the sky is falling" posts would suggest. Criticize my fandom or football IQ all you want but it's about as meaningful as Kim Kardashian weighing in on astrophysics. Youve made it perfectly clear that you are a crybaby bitch and a Retard. The last word is all yours, I'm sure it will be misspelled.

  • "In case" is two words you full on window licking dumbass. And lol at "oh no a WR didn't run fast enough"...Gordons shit got called out last year and he hasn't changed despite being gifted from the heavens to still be in the NFL. That is not a sky is falling anything. For not seeing that I'm not questioning your football IQ...there is nothing to question. I wasn't joking when I expressed my doubt that you could tell the difference if you looked away for a second and someone flipped it to soccer. I think the same drooling expression would prevail. I mean, you don't think you could tell the diff at this point do you?

  • I wouldn't trade Gordon. I would see what he can do with competent QB play.

    He's one of the most gifted receivers in the league.

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  • Jacoby Brissett 4th round 2015

  • This is what happens when JF ain't real happy with his best receiver. Gordon will "get it" because JF will have already laid the groundwork with the kind of off the field relationship that lets him get away with it in a game under the worst of circumstances (down and not playing well).

  • Just because I'm tired of hearing about him and the fact that he doesn't play for the Cleveland Browns I rename him.....

    Twatkins.

    🙂

    WSS