THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD

[calfoxwc]

I didn't used to like gingerbread cookie, but I do now.

Goin to make a gingerbread log cabin for some friends for Christmas....

[Browns149]

@tomselleck said:

I'm actually taking a raging power shit right now. I found my fuking phone in chocolate pudding pie in the fridge this morning. My Ipad is busted. Definitely was winning hard last night

are you sure you are not Charlie Sheen?

[jbluhm86]

Girls are like a lake, you know? Like, you can jump right in, get in there, and then you're all used to it and everything's great. But come winter time, that shit's fuckin' frozen. Then you're fucked. That's why I know the difference: I always pull out of it.

[DieHardBrownsFan]

Stupid ass thread.

[Browns149]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[Tour2ma]

@diehardbrownsfan said:

Stupid ass thread.

... but for once, intentionally so...

[Comeonman]

If two fireman and stripper walk into a bar, where is the kaleidoscope?

[GuNNerGatSKi]

Wa wa was drugs are bad.

[LBC mike]

Stupid is stupid does

[Ibleedbrown]

I wish my nipples could fly.

[GuNNerGatSKi]

Ball sack?

[Browns149]

Johnny sucks!!!!!!!!!

[Comeonman]

"You're not you when you smoke methamphetamine"

[miktoxic]

"wake up you fat fuck, get off the frozen dirt and go inside before the neighbors see you!"

[LBC mike]

Someone say that to you last night mik??

[RoyceRolls]

don't you hate it when you shit half-way and you're looking at yourself in the mirror like you have a tail, and then it breaks off

[Comeonman]

Shot out of a cannon. Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one and kill one, go......

[DieHardBrownsFan]

@comeonman said:

Shot out of a cannon. Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one and kill one, go......

If Oprah was shot out it must be one wide ass cannon....

[miktoxic]

@roycerolls said:

don't you hate it when you shit half-way and you're looking at yourself in the mirror like you have a tail, and then it breaks off

or when you tell the wife to buy scott toilet paper and she buys charmin.

after a wine shit you pull off half the roll trying to get your bowl clean...........

[RoyceRolls]

i prefer to pee the bowl clean, gotta build up that pressure