THE WEIRD I DON'T KNOW WHY I STARTED THIS THREAD THREAD
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I wish my nipples could fly.
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Ball sack?
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Johnny sucks!!!!!!!!!
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"You're not you when you smoke methamphetamine"
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"wake up you fat fuck, get off the frozen dirt and go inside before the neighbors see you!"
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Someone say that to you last night mik??
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don't you hate it when you shit half-way and you're looking at yourself in the mirror like you have a tail, and then it breaks off
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Shot out of a cannon. Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one and kill one, go......
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Shot out of a cannon. Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one and kill one, go......
Shot out of a cannon. Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one and kill one, go......
If Oprah was shot out it must be one wide ass cannon....
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don't you hate it when you shit half-way and you're looking at yourself in the mirror like you have a tail, and then it breaks off
don't you hate it when you shit half-way and you're looking at yourself in the mirror like you have a tail, and then it breaks off
or when you tell the wife to buy scott toilet paper and she buys charmin.
after a wine shit you pull off half the roll trying to get your bowl clean...........
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i prefer to pee the bowl clean, gotta build up that pressure
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if ben affleck is batman does that mean matt damon is robin?
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Since the Browns started losing.... football is like a box of chocolates....
sugar-free on a hot day.
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My doorbell rang and I was hesitant to answer because I was watching San Diego comeback. It was my neighbor with a huge plate of homemade cookies! Nine different kinds. Some were gluten free for the dizzy guy she works with. But the best were the oatmeal, chocolate chip, chocolate mint chips, peanut butter, and snicker doodles.
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