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  • @tour2ma said:

    The contrast with 2014 is stark to say the least. It will be interesting to see if the work translates to the field...

    And the cool thing is that August 13th is not that far away. I cannot recall an offseason that flew by as quickly as this one has/ is.

    The older you get the faster time goes......

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    The older you get the faster time goes......

    I resemble that remark...

    @flugel said:

    Well said Tour! Last year when we drafted Manziel, it wasn't long after Pettine was saying he didn't want to have to start a rookie QB. It was also around the time a compelling story surfaced about what Pettine did the day Hoyer got injured vrs Buffalo in 2013. He sent him a letter stating I just spent a week of preparation seeing how impressive you are on film. If I ever became a Head Coach - I would love to have a QB like you starting for me. Not sure this story ever went viral per say - but a friend emailed me the feel good story and class act Mike Pettine is.

    Danka...

    The Pet letter's existence became well known around here. IIRC there was a video interview with Hoyer as well as a couple articles posted here.

    I cannot help but wonder what would have happened had Pet handled last year's QB "competition" as he has this one's. Probably not world's of difference, but surely some... and for the better.

    Totally with you on the choice of Favre for comparison... excepting arm strength and whether in the end a mini-Favre is a good thing.

    On the former, it's not that JM's arm is weak.... it is not.... but it certainly is not the rocket Favre had and to the extent he was saved, his arm was his saving grace.

    On the latter I just think ol' Brett is the "great", modern-day QBs I would least like my QB to emulate. Brett was the antithesis of the game managing QB Pet and any defensive-minded HC (or fan) would want. The number of Championships those choice Green Bay teams might have won under a more conservative "great" in place of Favre is staggering.

  • @tour2ma said:

    The contrast with 2014 is stark to say the least. It will be interesting to see if the work translates to the field...

    And the cool thing is that August 13th is not that far away. I cannot recall an offseason that flew by as quickly as this one has/ is.

    The older you get the faster time goes......

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    The older you get the faster time goes......

    LOL! Just for the record my grandmother who died at 98 told me once that the years between 50 and 70 felt like 20 years, but the years between 70 and 90 felt like 2 years. Her conclusion. Time accelerates when you get past 70.

  • @diehardbrownsfan said:

    The older you get the faster time goes......

    LOL! Just for the record my grandmother who died at 98 told me once that the years between 50 and 70 felt like 20 years, but the years between 70 and 90 felt like 2 years. Her conclusion. Time accelerates when you get past 70.

    @texasag1969 said:

    LOL! Just for the record my grandmother who died at 98 told me once that the years between 50 and 70 felt like 20 years, but the years between 70 and 90 felt like 2 years. Her conclusion. Time accelerates when you get past 70.

    everything changes after 50. time accelerates and doing things that were easy to do physically before are tasking now. i resemble the commercials of ______ older man trying to play with their grandchildren only to grab his back or knee then they try and sell you on some type of pain medication which side effects include everything from bursting internal organs to dying with a 5 hour erection on the operating table. HA!!

  • @texasag1969 said:

    LOL! Just for the record my grandmother who died at 98 told me once that the years between 50 and 70 felt like 20 years, but the years between 70 and 90 felt like 2 years. Her conclusion. Time accelerates when you get past 70.

    everything changes after 50. time accelerates and doing things that were easy to do physically before are tasking now. i resemble the commercials of ______ older man trying to play with their grandchildren only to grab his back or knee then they try and sell you on some type of pain medication which side effects include everything from bursting internal organs to dying with a 5 hour erection on the operating table. HA!!

    @miktoxic said:

    everything changes after 50. time accelerates

    Ha!....must be the reason I can work for just an hour and feel like Ive toiled for a week......

    In fact...I hurt my back just yesterday watching a cooking show....

  • Ha!....must be the reason I can work for just an hour and feel like Ive toiled for a week......



    In fact...I hurt my back just yesterday watching a cooking show....


    *****************************************************


    I think it was 60. Two surgeons have told me I really need a new


    knee. After cutting down 42 big trees along a creek, my knee is toast,


    and I took two days off. " I may not be as good as I once was, but I am good


    once, as I ever was...."


    Of course, two years ago, when Canton Mike and I went to the NFL draft party,


    I could hardly walk into the place. But I can still work all day long....once or twice a week...........


  • lol... the recovery time is greater in all manner of things...

    And 60 is about right...

  • Ha!....must be the reason I can work for just an hour and feel like Ive toiled for a week......



    In fact...I hurt my back just yesterday watching a cooking show....


    *****************************************************


    I think it was 60. Two surgeons have told me I really need a new


    knee. After cutting down 42 big trees along a creek, my knee is toast,


    and I took two days off. " I may not be as good as I once was, but I am good


    once, as I ever was...."


    Of course, two years ago, when Canton Mike and I went to the NFL draft party,


    I could hardly walk into the place. But I can still work all day long....once or twice a week...........


    @calfoxwc said:

    Ha!....must be the reason I can work for just an hour and feel like Ive toiled for a week......

    In fact...I hurt my back just yesterday watching a cooking show....

    *****************************************************

    I think it was 60. Two surgeons have told me I really need a new

    knee. After cutting down 42 big trees along a creek, my knee is toast,

    and I took two days off. " I may not be as good as I once was, but I am good

    once, as I ever was...."

    Of course, two years ago, when Canton Mike and I went to the NFL draft party,

    I could hardly walk into the place. But I can still work all day long....once or twice a week...........

    Tell me about it. I thought I pulled a hamstring eating Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream while I was watching aerobics on television. Those bastards better slap a warning label on the container about warming up and stretching before consuming their product. That clobbered me way more than any workout or the time I pic axed 2 drainage tunnels to the back of my property.

    My body is starting to sound like an ad for Rice Krispies when I get up from an extended, seated position. This gettin old stuff is gettin old...

  • @calfoxwc said:

    Ha!....must be the reason I can work for just an hour and feel like Ive toiled for a week......

    In fact...I hurt my back just yesterday watching a cooking show....

    *****************************************************

    I think it was 60. Two surgeons have told me I really need a new

    knee. After cutting down 42 big trees along a creek, my knee is toast,

    and I took two days off. " I may not be as good as I once was, but I am good

    once, as I ever was...."

    Of course, two years ago, when Canton Mike and I went to the NFL draft party,

    I could hardly walk into the place. But I can still work all day long....once or twice a week...........

    Tell me about it. I thought I pulled a hamstring eating Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream while I was watching aerobics on television. Those bastards better slap a warning label on the container about warming up and stretching before consuming their product. That clobbered me way more than any workout or the time I pic axed 2 drainage tunnels to the back of my property.

    My body is starting to sound like an ad for Rice Krispies when I get up from an extended, seated position. This gettin old stuff is gettin old...

    @flugel said:

    Tell me about it. I thought I pulled a hamstring eating Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream while I was watching aerobics on television. Those bastards better slap a warning label on the container about warming up and stretching before consuming their product. That clobbered me way more than any workout or the time I pic axed 2 drainage tunnels to the back of my property.

    My body is starting to sound like an ad for Rice Krispies when I get up from an extended, seated position. This gettin old stuff is gettin old...

    A lot of us are joining this club even though we would rather not.

  • @flugel said:

    Tell me about it. I thought I pulled a hamstring eating Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream while I was watching aerobics on television. Those bastards better slap a warning label on the container about warming up and stretching before consuming their product. That clobbered me way more than any workout or the time I pic axed 2 drainage tunnels to the back of my property.

    My body is starting to sound like an ad for Rice Krispies when I get up from an extended, seated position. This gettin old stuff is gettin old...

    A lot of us are joining this club even though we would rather not.

    @oldbrownsfan said:

    A lot of us are joining this club even though we would rather not.

    more members everyday.

    shoulda invested in that funeral home my drill sgt. had told me about almost 40 years ago. i'm sure i woulda stuffed his ass in a coffin by now. (or i coulda just had an open casket with a life size dummy of magilla gorilla laying there and burned his ass instead....HA!!!)

  • Every time I see this thread back at the top, I open it expecting to see a story about Johnny screwing up.

  • @oldbrownsfan said:

    A lot of us are joining this club even though we would rather not.

    more members everyday.

    shoulda invested in that funeral home my drill sgt. had told me about almost 40 years ago. i'm sure i woulda stuffed his ass in a coffin by now. (or i coulda just had an open casket with a life size dummy of magilla gorilla laying there and burned his ass instead....HA!!!)

    @miktoxic said:

    more members everyday.

    shoulda invested in that funeral home my drill sgt. had told me about almost 40 years ago. i'm sure i woulda stuffed his ass in a coffin by now. (or i coulda just had an open casket with a life size dummy of magilla gorilla laying there and burned his ass instead....HA!!!)

    Classic stuff! Thank God I didn't have a beverage in my mouth when I read that.

  • @oldbrownsfan said:

    A lot of us are joining this club even though we would rather not.

    more members everyday.

    shoulda invested in that funeral home my drill sgt. had told me about almost 40 years ago. i'm sure i woulda stuffed his ass in a coffin by now. (or i coulda just had an open casket with a life size dummy of magilla gorilla laying there and burned his ass instead....HA!!!)

    @miktoxic said:

    more members everyday.

    Yup...

    My right knee does an impression of a popcorn popper should I choose to stand on it while inserting left leg into pants...

    ... but it still beats the alternative.

  • Every time I see this thread back at the top, I open it expecting to see a story about Johnny screwing up.

    @d-bone said:

    Every time I see this thread back at the top, I open it expecting to see a story about Johnny screwing up.

    You must be so disappointed.

  • @d-bone said:

    Every time I see this thread back at the top, I open it expecting to see a story about Johnny screwing up.

    You must be so disappointed.

    @wargograw said:

    You must be so disappointed.

    Surprised would be more accurate.

  • i think at this point most of us 'prove it to me' JF guys are just letting it go. someone FINALLY told him to stay the F out of the spotlight and hit the books. only good will come from that. whether he can grow into a nfl qb is still unknown BUT now that he is 'chilled-out' and trying to make it, i'll give the kid my full support.

  • i think at this point most of us 'prove it to me' JF guys are just letting it go. someone FINALLY told him to stay the F out of the spotlight and hit the books. only good will come from that. whether he can grow into a nfl qb is still unknown BUT now that he is 'chilled-out' and trying to make it, i'll give the kid my full support.

    @miktoxic said:

    i think at this point most of us 'prove it to me' JF guys are just letting it go. someone FINALLY told him to stay the F out of the spotlight and hit the books. only good will come from that. whether he can grow into a nfl qb is still unknown BUT now that he is 'chilled-out' and trying to make it, i'll give the kid my full support.

    Well as long as it's just verbal and does not involve any heavy lifting anyway. 😛

  • @miktoxic said:

    i think at this point most of us 'prove it to me' JF guys are just letting it go. someone FINALLY told him to stay the F out of the spotlight and hit the books. only good will come from that. whether he can grow into a nfl qb is still unknown BUT now that he is 'chilled-out' and trying to make it, i'll give the kid my full support.

    Well as long as it's just verbal and does not involve any heavy lifting anyway. 😛

    @texasag1969 said:

    Well as long as it's just verbal and does not involve any heavy lifting anyway. 😛

    last time i helped friends move their 'in'laws' were there and watching my friend and i wrap up a tv so it wouldn't get smashed up in the truck. she was yapping about how to do it right (meanwhile i worked weekends as a mover for over 20 frickin years) this and that, well anyways (quite on time) when i went down to pick this thing up a fart launched out of me quite unexpectedly, to which she put her coffee down and walked out of the room. her husband exclaimed to me that that was a great trick and he's gonna use it cuz it's the first time she's ever STFU about anything and left him alone in peace and quiet.

    high fives all around.

  • LMAO!

  • Squat farts... right up there with urination farts...

    Who knew that over time the bladder attaches itself to the sphincter??? Great for gaining "personal space" in a crowded halftime men's room...

  • Squat farts... right up there with urination farts...

    Who knew that over time the bladder attaches itself to the sphincter??? Great for gaining "personal space" in a crowded halftime men's room...

    @tour2ma said:

    Squat farts... right up there with urination farts...

    Who knew that over time the bladder attaches itself to the sphincter??? Great for gaining "personal space" in a crowded halftime men's room...

    My morning whizz is almost always accompanied by a healthy toot.