Jonathan Paul Manziel
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Tell me about it. I thought I pulled a hamstring eating Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream while I was watching aerobics on television. Those bastards better slap a warning label on the container about warming up and stretching before consuming their product. That clobbered me way more than any workout or the time I pic axed 2 drainage tunnels to the back of my property.
My body is starting to sound like an ad for Rice Krispies when I get up from an extended, seated position. This gettin old stuff is gettin old...
A lot of us are joining this club even though we would rather not.
A lot of us are joining this club even though we would rather not.
more members everyday.
shoulda invested in that funeral home my drill sgt. had told me about almost 40 years ago. i'm sure i woulda stuffed his ass in a coffin by now. (or i coulda just had an open casket with a life size dummy of magilla gorilla laying there and burned his ass instead....HA!!!)
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A lot of us are joining this club even though we would rather not.
more members everyday.
shoulda invested in that funeral home my drill sgt. had told me about almost 40 years ago. i'm sure i woulda stuffed his ass in a coffin by now. (or i coulda just had an open casket with a life size dummy of magilla gorilla laying there and burned his ass instead....HA!!!)
more members everyday.
shoulda invested in that funeral home my drill sgt. had told me about almost 40 years ago. i'm sure i woulda stuffed his ass in a coffin by now. (or i coulda just had an open casket with a life size dummy of magilla gorilla laying there and burned his ass instead....HA!!!)
Classic stuff! Thank God I didn't have a beverage in my mouth when I read that.
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A lot of us are joining this club even though we would rather not.
more members everyday.
shoulda invested in that funeral home my drill sgt. had told me about almost 40 years ago. i'm sure i woulda stuffed his ass in a coffin by now. (or i coulda just had an open casket with a life size dummy of magilla gorilla laying there and burned his ass instead....HA!!!)
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Every time I see this thread back at the top, I open it expecting to see a story about Johnny screwing up.
Every time I see this thread back at the top, I open it expecting to see a story about Johnny screwing up.
You must be so disappointed.
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You must be so disappointed.
Surprised would be more accurate.
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i think at this point most of us 'prove it to me' JF guys are just letting it go. someone FINALLY told him to stay the F out of the spotlight and hit the books. only good will come from that. whether he can grow into a nfl qb is still unknown BUT now that he is 'chilled-out' and trying to make it, i'll give the kid my full support.
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i think at this point most of us 'prove it to me' JF guys are just letting it go. someone FINALLY told him to stay the F out of the spotlight and hit the books. only good will come from that. whether he can grow into a nfl qb is still unknown BUT now that he is 'chilled-out' and trying to make it, i'll give the kid my full support.
i think at this point most of us 'prove it to me' JF guys are just letting it go. someone FINALLY told him to stay the F out of the spotlight and hit the books. only good will come from that. whether he can grow into a nfl qb is still unknown BUT now that he is 'chilled-out' and trying to make it, i'll give the kid my full support.
Well as long as it's just verbal and does not involve any heavy lifting anyway.
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i think at this point most of us 'prove it to me' JF guys are just letting it go. someone FINALLY told him to stay the F out of the spotlight and hit the books. only good will come from that. whether he can grow into a nfl qb is still unknown BUT now that he is 'chilled-out' and trying to make it, i'll give the kid my full support.
Well as long as it's just verbal and does not involve any heavy lifting anyway.
Well as long as it's just verbal and does not involve any heavy lifting anyway.
last time i helped friends move their 'in'laws' were there and watching my friend and i wrap up a tv so it wouldn't get smashed up in the truck. she was yapping about how to do it right (meanwhile i worked weekends as a mover for over 20 frickin years) this and that, well anyways (quite on time) when i went down to pick this thing up a fart launched out of me quite unexpectedly, to which she put her coffee down and walked out of the room. her husband exclaimed to me that that was a great trick and he's gonna use it cuz it's the first time she's ever STFU about anything and left him alone in peace and quiet.
high fives all around.
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Squat farts... right up there with urination farts...
Who knew that over time the bladder attaches itself to the sphincter??? Great for gaining "personal space" in a crowded halftime men's room...
"When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196 -
Squat farts... right up there with urination farts...
Who knew that over time the bladder attaches itself to the sphincter??? Great for gaining "personal space" in a crowded halftime men's room...
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Well as long as it's just verbal and does not involve any heavy lifting anyway.
last time i helped friends move their 'in'laws' were there and watching my friend and i wrap up a tv so it wouldn't get smashed up in the truck. she was yapping about how to do it right (meanwhile i worked weekends as a mover for over 20 frickin years) this and that, well anyways (quite on time) when i went down to pick this thing up a fart launched out of me quite unexpectedly, to which she put her coffee down and walked out of the room. her husband exclaimed to me that that was a great trick and he's gonna use it cuz it's the first time she's ever STFU about anything and left him alone in peace and quiet.
high fives all around.
last time i helped friends move their 'in'laws' were there and watching my friend and i wrap up a tv so it wouldn't get smashed up in the truck. she was yapping about how to do it right (meanwhile i worked weekends as a mover for over 20 frickin years) this and that, well anyways (quite on time) when i went down to pick this thing up a fart launched out of me quite unexpectedly, to which she put her coffee down and walked out of the room. her husband exclaimed to me that that was a great trick and he's gonna use it cuz it's the first time she's ever STFU about anything and left him alone in peace and quiet.
high fives all around.
Whats even better is the totally unexpected wet fart.
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last time i helped friends move their 'in'laws' were there and watching my friend and i wrap up a tv so it wouldn't get smashed up in the truck. she was yapping about how to do it right (meanwhile i worked weekends as a mover for over 20 frickin years) this and that, well anyways (quite on time) when i went down to pick this thing up a fart launched out of me quite unexpectedly, to which she put her coffee down and walked out of the room. her husband exclaimed to me that that was a great trick and he's gonna use it cuz it's the first time she's ever STFU about anything and left him alone in peace and quiet.
high fives all around.
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Now that is another reason I don't drink or eat at the computer when reading the Brownsboard anymore.
I've been through a few keyboards over the years..... way too funny.
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the shart.
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This is an article from last year I thought is an interesting read on how difficult it is for NFL teams to get a franchise quarterback although Browns fans have first hand experience in knowing about that:
NFL Scouts Have No Clue How to Predict the Next Great Quarterback
Research indicates that the factors that make college football players early-round draft picks are useless at predicting success in the NFL.
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But there are some guys you just know.....
Manziel isn't one of them. It's anyone's guess right now if he'll be a starter in this league.
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But there are some guys you just know.....
Manziel isn't one of them. It's anyone's guess right now if he'll be a starter in this league.
But there are some guys you just know.....
Manziel isn't one of them. It's anyone's guess right now if he'll be a starter in this league.
But he loves your girlfriend, a lot.
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But there are some guys you just know.....
Manziel isn't one of them. It's anyone's guess right now if he'll be a starter in this league.
But there are some guys you just know.....
Manziel isn't one of them. It's anyone's guess right now if he'll be a starter in this league.
I haven't given up on Manziel. I hold him to personal responsibility and accountability as to some of the problems he had last season as he himself admitted he did not give his best effort. But other factors such as the huge hype that he realistically could never live up to were out of his control. I see many things different this season with JM completing rehab, having a veteran NFL QB who will go out of his way to mentor him, a new OC who I believe will push Manziel to be his best, less high expectations for him to try and live up to, and he seems to be gaining back the trust and confidence of his teammates. I am very interested to see how Manziel does in pre-season. I am pulling for him.
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