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  • http://thebiglead.com/2015/12/27/johnny-manziel-had-a-jolly-christmas-video/

    It's this.

    And if this is a world where this is news...then fuck our society.

  • @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    Yeah, that game was fucking crucial. Our playoff hopes were on the line and Manziel definitely didn't have the flu, nor was he missing his top three WR's or two starting guards.

    You see John Krasinski on the cover of Men's Health? We should take a flier on him too, prototypical QB size there.

    He's your tiny NFL wannabe QB too. For the foreseeable future. But if you want to spank it to tall, built guys, I'm sure there's a website for you.

    I knew somebody would blame it on the guards.

    Congratulations, you are THAT pussy.

    Zombo

    --Now, please name all of the guards that Tom Brdy, Peyton Manning and Aaron Rogers have played behind.

    Zombo said:

    I knew somebody would blame it on the guards.

    Congratulations, you are THAT pussy.

    Zombo

    --Now, please name all of the guards that Tom Brdy, Peyton Manning and Aaron Rogers have played behind.

    I didn't blame shit on the guards. I simply stated a fact,

    You know, for a guy who posts a lot around here and has seemingly been watching football for a hundred fucking years, you sure are a big useless fuck most times. You make zero points and continually have no fucking idea what you're talking about.

    Go jack off to Paxton Lynch, you limp-dicked old fuck. Let the rest of us talk about real football.

  • I completely agree Z. This was by far and away the worst play from the qb position this year. I honestly don't know where all the support for this asshole comes from when the same people were in such a hurry to move on from colt McCoy and Brian Hoyer. In a game where the defense played well, there was a decent running game, and the line was giving the kid all they had. Seriously at times he had 5-6 seconds with a clean pocket on a 4 man rush and he had no vision and missed wide open checkdowns.

    And it's not like we have to frantically sign a new rookie from the draft. If they willing to make a project outta a first round flop then atleast make a project outta a kid that fits the bill with height, arm strength, and proper footwork. I have absolutely no problem rolling into next year with depth chart of McCown, Austin, and Shaw. Build the team in other areas and then sell out and draft a qb when you have a team worthy of evaluating talents.

    Its no secret I hated the pick and I have been proven correctly for the last 2 years. He basically threw away his rookie season. He was completely lost in the fact he didn't know the teams playbook or schemes. Basically cost us a pretty good OC in the process and a decent placeholdong qb. I want a qb that is all about football and he is not. Is he the first guy there and the last one to leave? Well unless your talking about the local watering hole in Texas the answer is NO. Hell there is reports of him being late to meetings about 4 times over the last 2 years. Hell the second time he was named starter this year after his discipline be totally blew off weight room session the morning after his birthday. And pettine totally gave him a pass because he is in great football shape. Really showed today when he was completely gased to start the 4th qrter are u fucking kidding me?? If the only reason this kid is on the team is because he was a First Rounder then I fucking quit. You can't figure that level of incompetent out anyways.

    Bottom line Josh McCown has outworked, outplayed, and just simply outclassed the legend of Johnny Football this year kinda the same way Conner Shaw did last year. We signed Josh to a two year deal and he showed me enough to get excited about watching him lead this team in2016 and mentor whomever is here and eager to follow his lead. If u disagree with myself or Z I would like to know y? Are you still buying into the teabowesk hype, or do you truley believe he has improved the qb position? Amazingly there is less and less Texas AM fairweathers in this group. If John is not on this team next year it wont bother me very much.

    @cdl15 said:

    I completely agree Z. This was by far and away the worst play from the qb position this year. I honestly don't know where all the support for this asshole comes from when the same people were in such a hurry to move on from colt McCoy and Brian Hoyer. In a game where the defense played well, there was a decent running game, and the line was giving the kid all they had. Seriously at times he had 5-6 seconds with a clean pocket on a 4 man rush and he had no vision and missed wide open checkdowns.

    And it's not like we have to frantically sign a new rookie from the draft. If they willing to make a project outta a first round flop then atleast make a project outta a kid that fits the bill with height, arm strength, and proper footwork. I have absolutely no problem rolling into next year with depth chart of McCown, Austin, and Shaw. Build the team in other areas and then sell out and draft a qb when you have a team worthy of evaluating talents.

    Its no secret I hated the pick and I have been proven correctly for the last 2 years. He basically threw away his rookie season. He was completely lost in the fact he didn't know the teams playbook or schemes. Basically cost us a pretty good OC in the process and a decent placeholdong qb. I want a qb that is all about football and he is not. Is he the first guy there and the last one to leave? Well unless your talking about the local watering hole in Texas the answer is NO. Hell there is reports of him being late to meetings about 4 times over the last 2 years. Hell the second time he was named starter this year after his discipline be totally blew off weight room session the morning after his birthday. And pettine totally gave him a pass because he is in great football shape. Really showed today when he was completely gased to start the 4th qrter are u fucking kidding me?? If the only reason this kid is on the team is because he was a First Rounder then I fucking quit. You can't figure that level of incompetent out anyways.

    Bottom line Josh McCown has outworked, outplayed, and just simply outclassed the legend of Johnny Football this year kinda the same way Conner Shaw did last year. We signed Josh to a two year deal and he showed me enough to get excited about watching him lead this team in2016 and mentor whomever is here and eager to follow his lead. If u disagree with myself or Z I would like to know y? Are you still buying into the teabowesk hype, or do you truley believe he has improved the qb position? Amazingly there is less and less Texas AM fairweathers in this group. If John is not on this team next year it wont bother me very much.

    Thank you for your brutal honesty.

    I guess it is more fashionable to have Johnny's dick hanging out of your mouth.

    Personally, I find that gay and repulsive, but If Walter and TCPO are into it, what do I know ... I'm sure they have seen way more than me and KNOW that Johnny is the best thing for this franchise. He can't pass... but he cares, and he tries hard.

    Z

  • Actually the browns offensive line played great. Best protection qb had all year. 0 qb sacks but I guess John gets the credit for that to help out whomever's argument.

  • He sucks,let's call it a day and move on.

    Or do we want to compare yards and points McCown v Manziel?

    Johnny blows, let's all move on like adults.

    Z

  • He has had the same tryout as weeden and weeden was better in his 2 years. So im on board for next qb up. I'm liking lynch currently but need to watch goff and I've seen cook enough to know his arm is LASER ACCURATE sometimes and catfish on the deck other times.

    "Manziel is good when he isn't terrible" is the best description of manziel for the past 2 years

  • Has it ever occurred to anyone that we need receivers who can get open? Or come back for the ball and help their quarterback out. They don't have any talented offensive weapons! Benjamin cannot be their only playmaker! We don't have a legitimate number 1 and it shows. If we had a running game, Johnny wouldn't be running for his life. Defenses have no respect for our Oline and run game. We need an over haul on offense.

  • "allegedly drinking a Four Loko." These words in the story include a link...to a twitter post...which is a link...to this article. What?

  • Im not a Manziel fan, but the first thing he should do in any social event with his friends is smash his cell phone then all of their cell phones.

    How he, or any or his friends, are stupid enough to record anything on their phones and post it to the Internet is beyond me.

  • Nothing story. He's clearly at home, not out of control, with what looks like one friend. Who cares?

  • Personally I love the title of the post. I believe it's from the department of redundancy department.

    🙂

    WSS

  • An you imagine when he wrecks this league and gets names super bowl mvp? All our sons will want to act like him and all our daughters will wanna fuck kids who are like him.

  • An you imagine when he wrecks this league and gets names super bowl mvp? All our sons will want to act like him and all our daughters will wanna fuck kids who are like him.

    @cdl15 said:

    An you imagine when he wrecks this league and gets names super bowl mvp? All our sons will want to act like him and all our daughters will wanna fuck kids who are like him.

    Frankly I think this is a meeting with video. I have a lot nasty or response for you but what the heck it is the holiday season so to answer your question, who cares, seriously?

    Those of you guys who want to hate the kid aren't going to change but if this really outrageous you then I can't imagine how you get through your day without climbing a clock tower with ano m16.

    WSS

  • The worst thing about this video is the fact he's drinking a four loko . . . The next video it's gonna be an island breeze . . . lol

  • It's not the video that is outrageous. It's the fact he knows his videos always get a negative response and he just keeps on posting them as if to be rebellious. I've tried to come around on the kid but he makes it so damn hard to like him especially since he not only embarrasses himself but the organization.

    He holds a presser where someone coaches him to say the right things and then later that night he acts like a high school kid that got a hold of a camera and his dad's liquor cabinet key. I guess he needs to protect his image tho.

  • Benji is okay he is literally just fast. He is not a playmaker. Why browns fans hype an average slot player is beyond me.

  • Thank God this is no longer a discussion or debate.

    Manziel is better than he was the day he was drafted...... but that's a very, very low bar.

    He's not a starter in this league, he's nowhere near franchise-level, and I hope Scheiner can get a second-round pick for his bucket of dramatic fail.

  • @tim-couch-pulls-out said:

    Johnny Manziel - Browns 2016 starting QB.

    So sorry.

    I'm not convinced based on his shitty footwork and slow reads that he could beat out Josh McCown for the starting job next year. If he's not shipped off to Dallas in the offseason.

    @mark-o said:

    I'm not convinced based on his shitty footwork and slow reads that he could beat out Josh McCown for the starting job next year. If he's not shipped off to Dallas in the offseason.

    If we're trying to contend next year (as we should be every year), I take Josh as my starter given the current roster.

  • The big question is, why the hell would Johnny Manziel drink a four loko?

    Those are for college kids with $5 in their pocket who want a quick fix.

  • An you imagine when he wrecks this league and gets names super bowl mvp? All our sons will want to act like him and all our daughters will wanna fuck kids who are like him.

    @cdl15 said:

    gets names super bowl mvp

    Ha!

    Thanks for a good Monday morning joke!

    Four Loko uses colors that look like Drain-O on an acid trip, tastes like Jell-O mixed with Kool-Aid and Mr.Clean, and smells like car air freshener. It's magnificently unpalatable.